sheesherz
Country: United States
Registered: July 3, 2023
Last post: October 8, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Posts: 482
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bum

posted 7 months ago

Ah, the great outdoors: where the uninitiated dwell, oblivious to the euphoria of the subterranean paradise that is... my basement. In the heart of this darkened sanctuary, shielded from the vile clutches of sunlight, I've fostered an empire on these forum sites. Flanked by my army of action figures and the sweet aroma of unopened snack packets, I reign supreme.

The surface dwellers, with their "fresh air" and "social skills," are lost lambs in the vast meadow of the internet. But here, in the hallowed catacombs of my mom's basement, legends are sculpted. Each post I craft is like Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa, except it's me, meticulously typing away with Cheeto-dusted fingers.

And before you ask – yes, I do own the ultimate throne: a gaming chair stitched together from the rarest of memes. But alas, it remains shrouded in mystery. Only those who can match my monumental post count might be deemed worthy of its sight.

Key highlights of my reign include:

Forum Lore Savant: Possessing the innate ability to unearth and reference threads buried deep in the annals of forum history.

Meme Maestro: Crafting, curating, and circulating the dankest of memes that lesser beings can but gawk at in awe.

Cheeto-fu Grandmaster: Skillfully typing elaborate responses without smudging my keyboard with Cheeto dust - a martial art of its own.

Soda Can Collector: Every limited edition can stands as a monument to a specific online victory, each more impressive than the last.

Guardian of The Throne: Owner of a gaming chair so iconic that its mere presence might render the uninitiated speechless, available only for the gaze of those who've scaled similar peaks of online valor.

posted 7 months ago

BLUD when he realises extremely rare things can happen (only 1.7% of population is intersex)

posted 7 months ago

you caught me at my worst moment.

posted 7 months ago

Any respect I had for this person has now FINALLY gone OUT the window!

YOU will have to earn it back Mr Santos! this is DEPLORABLE behaviour.

https://twitter.com/ds_santos_/status/1702015924771967354

SHE is just trying to make an HONEST discord server WHICH DISCRIMINATES ALL MEN, except for WOMEN. who she stated. I see NO problem!

posted 7 months ago

YIKES! this guy farmed in T2 vs players like WeDid and ShahZam. who's to say Sentinels won't be even MORE broken beyond repair after this addition?

posted 7 months ago

that is the duality of VLR. we are NEVER to take responsibility. they are ALWAYS to blame.

posted 7 months ago

there is almost no org with the capacity for that. he's chasing a false hope.

posted 7 months ago

yes! he's undermining all our efforts we put into our baits! its meant to damage the heart and pierce egos!

posted 7 months ago

they have the best valorant team in the WORLD. japanese strawberries are the most expensive for a reason.

posted 7 months ago

you have to understand their situation though. in any other industry, I would agree. context matters:

they should know the landscape of the the industry, or switch if they feel that its too volatile and can't cope. its part and parcel of the conditions they choose to work in.

posted 7 months ago

she frowned at the GOAT Chris brown

posted 7 months ago

he was in T1 csgo btw.

posted 7 months ago

https://twitter.com/C0Mtweets/status/1701362626893058152

"nothing makes sense! how could I not have known that esports was a bubble after being at the forefront at this industry? this is OUTRAGEOUS. someone give me the 300k LIKE I DESERVE NOW!"

https://twitter.com/C0Mtweets/status/1701378060514144407

"man! I was so happy with the highest earnings in valiant esports! now its all gone, its gone to dust, my precious monies, SCREW you EG! screw you for taking all my money away! screw you for ONLY giving me 150K (+ royalties),"

https://www.esportsearnings.com/games/646-valorant

posted 7 months ago

"WOW. im ONLY getting 150k (+ huge royalties) so im gonna go ahead and cry about it on twitter for sympathy points , how DARE they reduce MY salary?! WHO cares about the "financial crisis in esports?"

https://twitter.com/Boostio/status/1701367400392704231

posted 7 months ago

https://twitter.com/ds_santos_/status/1701999791239057906
https://richardlewis.substack.com/p/evil-geniuses-in-dispute-with-their
EG were going to propose a 50% pay cut (300k to 150k)

PLUS

a bigger % of cosmetics sold returned. what's not to like?

I absolutely despise people who cry wolf like this.

LOL! these greedy players can't live with 150k + royalties so they decide to cry like babies on twitter expecting the fans to be super outraged.

BOYCOTT EG PLAYERS NOW.

posted 7 months ago

Hey! no body shaming otherwise you will get a 2 week ban like me.

posted 7 months ago

you have to understand. he must feel like the NA bullies are too strong against his weak mental (since the baiters hit close to home), I mean, have you seen the quality of baits from EMEA? no chance they could keep up with us!

posted 7 months ago

these "baiters" cherish your every click. why can't you be a little empathetic.

posted 7 months ago

they beat a FRAUD team from a FRAUD region. one cancels out the other, but they will need a better roster to challenge NA.

posted 7 months ago

https://twitter.com/PerhapsCrocs/status/1702000486201892907

HOW DARE this mini guy give him tips on how to block our refuge??!

This is an attack on free speech and democracy.

posted 7 months ago

HAH! that guy should've been gone after that HORRIBLE performance at reykjavik (yes, 2021). sad to see that greats like MOCKING can't get a franchising spot and some random dude gets it.

posted 7 months ago

bro was traumatised, his heart was beating like a rabbit in face of a fox. PTSD really is a horrible demise.

posted 7 months ago

How DARE he block the forums, this is why he could've lost champs!

WE DESERVE to influence his thoughts and occupy his mind and heart with the toxicity of this forum!

posted 7 months ago

aww.. do you need one because yours left you? let me know, if so, I'm here to help!

posted 7 months ago

aren't you gay

posted 7 months ago

The restraining order is still in play John. stay away from the kids.

posted 7 months ago

comparing doombros to the George vs James situation is a huge blindside from you. remove it and stop instigating. get that disgusting situation out of your mouth you sentinel fan.

stop acting like you know anything, like you can coach a team let alone be a competent human being.

posted 7 months ago

uhhhhhh is this sexual harassment in the workplace (qwerty works at vlr)???????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!!??

posted 7 months ago

something you wouldn't know about.

posted 7 months ago

after a painstaking 2 week ban, I am back to influence your life!

posted 7 months ago

shut up. you are a weirdo who talks like a macho dude in real life

posted 8 months ago

who's arguing with me now??? riot need to stop promoting Leo Maria! what agenda is Riot trying to promote here?!

posted 8 months ago

thank you loudsimp for your wise words! I agree with your sentiment king 👑.

posted 8 months ago

now that is a stupid ahh name

posted 8 months ago

if they truly cared they would talk about the dying T2 scene.

posted 8 months ago

so what if I am??

I can't make money like these guys by just working hard (even though I've never really tried)

posted 8 months ago

executive council???

they aren't THAT professional, why are they fronting??

posted 8 months ago

these players are already rich!!

The rich get richer.

and the fans keep on buying these stupid skins.

give that charity money to us.

posted 8 months ago

https://twitter.com/Tombizz/status/1696566758151254255

HOW can THIS guy SAY something so horrific???!

BAN that GUY NOW!!!!!

posted 8 months ago

People express concerns about the lack of diversity in leadership roles everywhere, and in response, Riot Games hires Leo Faria, an individual who obviously lacks the necessary qualifications for effective management. However, the onus for this hiring decision falls on Riot Games, not Leo Fario. This raises the question: were there not candidates available who were both diverse and adequately skilled for the position? The situation gives the impression of being questionable, if not deliberate. It seems likely that there were more competent individuals who also met the diversity criteria, yet they were bypassed for some reason. As for the underlying agenda behind this decision, I am trying to figure it out.

posted 8 months ago

who care? china gets the slots Guard missed, and you just get them next year. its not that big of a deal tbh.

posted 8 months ago

LMAO iframedeez was right https://www.vlr.gg/269182/what-is-m80

posted 8 months ago

W nrg

posted 8 months ago

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST . THIS WAS RIOT'S PLAN ALL ALONG.

posted 8 months ago

https://twitter.com/mrfunhaver/status/1696572977440059718

TELL HIM TO BUY THE GUARD PLAYERS (HES RICH)

posted 8 months ago
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