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Registered: May 21, 2021
Last post: June 16, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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Whenever bang does something good I always think of Mike Breen saying "BANG!"

posted about 2 years ago

uwu

posted about 2 years ago

clown for supporting his team? you know his takes aren't serious, they're mostly bait

posted about 2 years ago

Yea i meant the hardcore ones like a certain chupapi

posted about 2 years ago

Don't let Fnatic distract u from the fact that in 15 min I'll either see the beginning of another #TSMWIN and continue on my bandwagon, or see another TSM loss and see TSM fans fighting for their lives in threads

posted about 2 years ago

wdym dota is a cool game

posted about 2 years ago

Another Boaster slander thread smh

posted about 2 years ago

"lmaoooooo cope harder about the fact that you're fucking autistic.... actually pathetic go touch grass bro. projecting about your mental illness" - this u

posted about 2 years ago

He's using his Starlink internet to ping diff everyone

posted about 2 years ago

Bro its a joke, i'm just saying no boaster slander damn im sorry if it came of as like an attack

posted about 2 years ago

Freedom of speech shouldn't be a right for some ppl
Edit: this came off bad mb only joke

posted about 2 years ago

Yes, Liquid 2-1, and if I'm wrong imma stop making EMEA predictions

posted about 2 years ago

raka_gg, asphyxia, getsys, nsg observer 2, beb0p

posted about 2 years ago

july has been his redemption arc

posted about 2 years ago

I agree with what u said tbh, but TSM prob used an existing facility and it doesn't take too much cash to fly out your players. Although I do admit bench players such as Cutler, Drone, and Sinatraa should also be taken into the equation. Actually sinatraa might have made a lot since it takes a lot of cash to pull the mvp of one game into a new one.

posted about 2 years ago

There are several regions such as India and OCE which don't have a direct berth to Champions and thus must play in LCQ to earn their spot

posted about 2 years ago

ah yes think of the children in Africa (as my mom would say)

posted about 2 years ago

stars don't matter bro, just ignore the thread if it bothers u

posted about 2 years ago

Hear me out, while I think they also spend a lot, I don't know if they spend as much as some of the big dogs. There's definitely no one like TenZ's value on the team, and they just signed a duelist who was relatively unknown by many fans and unproven on the big stage, which prob means they aren't paying him too much.

posted about 2 years ago

Which team do you think has spent the most on their valorant roster, and how much success have they had? Personally the teams that come to mind are 100T and SEN, with SEN probably spending more than 100T, especially after the TenZ buyout (although 100T also prob paid Ethan big bucks). I actually think that maybe a team like Acend which could become the best in the world actually does not spend as much as others since they are not as big as an org.

posted about 2 years ago

V1 with their 1 player who was suspended back will lose map 1 against T1 but then win the next two which means they will have won 1 more map than the other team will be the 1 to advance.

posted about 2 years ago

https://mobile.twitter.com/OfficialBoaster/status/1420440279291674625
This gotta be the best valorant tweet I've seen in a while

posted about 2 years ago

Lavar Ball > Brimstone gaming sadge

posted about 2 years ago

ironic

posted about 2 years ago

oitaR

posted about 2 years ago

I like Dota. Coincidentally I also like men

posted about 2 years ago

Nah upmind tries to sound smart sometimes but just completely uses literary devices and sayings incorrectly, almost like he doesn't know what they mean

posted about 2 years ago

NA: SEN, and two of XSET, 100T, and NV
EU: Guild, G2, Gambit, Acend
BR: VKS and Stars Horizon
JP: Nth and CR
SEA: X10 + another
KR: VS and one of NU or F4Q
LATAM: Six Karma

posted about 2 years ago

They were predetermined at the start of VCT, so it's difficult for them to change it based on region performance this year since it forces tournament organizers to rethink their format on the fly (at least this is what I think)

posted about 2 years ago

Cause he's average?

posted about 2 years ago

I don't want to see what that stat looks like for TSM

posted about 2 years ago

Not saying this is a bad pickup by any means, but dosen't oderus usually play sentinel

posted about 2 years ago

Btw I did not just upfrag my own post Kappa

posted about 2 years ago

Nothing wrong with a lil bit of self love <3

posted about 2 years ago

I do the same, however I usually only play a couple matches a day so I only need to take a break around every 2-3 weeks

posted about 2 years ago

L bait, can't make the comparison

posted about 2 years ago

title. ill list some of mine:
TSM: subroza
SEN: darp
100T: steel (he's smart and a malder, which == entertainment)
FaZe: corey (played in OWL and is cracked out of his mind)
NV: food (shame they replaced him with Victor)
Fnatic: Boaster and Derke tie
Guild: Leo (such a versatile player, feel like he is underrated)
Nuturn: solo (dude was jumping out of his chair every 5 seconds at LAN lmao)

posted about 2 years ago

Fluke, Okin saving strats for next year like usual, enjoy your short-lived victory before Okin decides to enact his reign of terror once again.

posted about 2 years ago

Friendly reminder that Futbolist still has the most tournament points in TR, over the likes of OXG and SMB

posted about 2 years ago

BDS 2-1 Fnatic
Edit: Liquid 2-1 Fnatic

posted about 2 years ago

Edit: Fnatic 3-2 Tenstar
Edit 2: Fnatic 3-1 TL
Final edit: fuck this never making an emea prediction again this shit too random for me i feel like an idiot now

posted about 2 years ago

At least TSM can finally beat Tier 2 and 1 teams now to be fair

posted about 2 years ago

I should start a GoFundMe to pay for a plane ticket and a residence in EU so he can show who truly is king

posted about 2 years ago

Basically naming players whose performance has not translated to overall success for their team, for example:
eeiu (Great sova for NRG, but team can't win anything rn)
purp0 (this dudes stats and play is insane but GMT choked again)
yay (carries every game but ABX is out already, however ABX can still improve and get a lot better tho)
chiwawa + Jady (not tryna hate on NIP but their team fell below expectations this tourney)

posted about 2 years ago

I thought she was plat tbh

posted about 2 years ago

My son, who is now 12 years old, has always loved the fables about Okin, the mythical legend who conquered all who stood in his way and stood above all as a king, even a god perhaps. Over the years I stopped reading him these stories as he grew but always treasured that look he had whenever I told him of another Okin ace or clutch. However, I kept a secret, one that he found out today. When he was passing by the kitchen on the way to school, he looked over in the living room to the television and asked "Dad, what is Big Baller Brand". I shuddered. The triple B's, a.k.a the henchmen of the nefarious Lavar Ball, back in my day had been the only enemy Okin was never able to defeat. Lavar Ball, the undisputed goat of the NBA and his prodigal sons Lonzo, Liangelo, and Lamelo, wreaked havoc among the valorant pro scene, destroying the likes of Acend and Sentinels. When the world needed Okin however, he disappeared, seemingly saving his strats for Berlin. But now, Okin must return to face the enemy who he faltered against. This is no mere quarterfinal in an NSG cup, this is a battle for the fate of the world. All we can do is pray to whomever god you believe in and remember to always be the support Okin needs by saying, "EZ for Okin".

posted about 2 years ago
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