schlong
Country: United States
Registered: May 21, 2021
Last post: October 15, 2021 at 5:33 PM
Posts: 1060
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unironically yeah

posted 12 hours ago

I will say it again: futbolist pride of Tr

posted 13 hours ago

idk about Guild, feels like they need more firepower like a jett/reyna specialist

posted 13 hours ago

ok cool but Bunny > your favorite player

posted 1 day ago

ok cool but Bunny > your favorite player

posted 1 day ago

ok cool but Bunny > your favorite player

posted 1 day ago

ok cool but Bunny > your favorite player

posted 1 day ago

ok cool but Bunny > your favorite player

posted 1 day ago

When presented with the reality of Global Esports' performance and current form, many are inclined to believe that our disposition as fans of the organization, more specifically the prodigal duelist Skrossi, is to neglect sensible thought and make our own absurd rationalizations as to why he underperformed, why the team could not surmount the challenge presented to them.

However, what I declare as a fervent fan of this team is for these fans who make excuses for the team to speak for themselves. What yesterday brought to the team was a reality check, a true trial by fire for this inexperienced squad.

Rome was not built in a day. Every great team started below the top. As a man who has witnessed the origin of the legend himself, it has been difficult to say the last few months preserving the reputation of this team. We have been disregarded. We have been mocked. We have been down fragged, brushed under the rug, and ridiculed.

But even through all of the hardship, trials, and tribulations, ceaseless insults hurled at the king of valorant, I am still here, like many others, daring to venture onto forums in support of the greatest man to ever touch the game. Global Esports fans must remain vigilant in their support for this team. We have yet to bear witness to GE's, and Skrossi's, full potential. Tomorrow will be the begging of a very important time, a match where a new era will be defined and the start of a Renaissance. Skrossi will bless this world along with his teammates with the most elegant performance we have yet to see, and I will be there when it happens. #GEFighting #SkrossiSupremacy

If F4Q wins tomorrow, my next 100 comments will be "Ok cool but Bunny > your favorite player"

posted 2 days ago

WHAT TOP 5 U SMOKIN ON NATS, TENZ?
CAUSE MY TOP 5 IS
SKROSSI
SKROSSI
SKROSSI
SKROSSI
SKROSSI

posted 2 days ago

🀑(you)πŸ”«πŸ€΄πŸ½(Skrossi)

posted 2 days ago

honestly just sign the former NV coach, they might even improve

posted 2 days ago

NV really went from an S tier head coach to a dude who lost to Noble πŸ’€

posted 2 days ago

Well not riot i should say but the people riot paid to organize this tournament

posted 2 days ago

u guys should just pop in his stream for a bit, he is completely losing it. Riot has officially broken this mans mind

posted 2 days ago

Who is Skrossi?
in math: my solution βž—

in history: my king πŸ‘‘

in art: my muse 🎨

in science: my oxygen πŸ’¨

in geography: my world 🌍

posted 3 days ago

They're saving strats dw, steel is meticulously planning how they will win every game in 2022

posted 3 days ago

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugwzk4zB6GPJFcN4_e94AaABCQ
don't even know what I just witnessed but needless to say I approve

posted 3 days ago

He knew something we don't

posted 3 days ago

who cares about SMB, Futbolist pride of Turkey

posted 3 days ago

lmao

posted 3 days ago

i mean to be fair nths star player is korean…

posted 3 days ago

idk why some ppl didn't even favor Australs to make it out of groups first, they beat the best South American team in KRU 2-0 and have multiple players who can take over on maps

posted 4 days ago

facts, qw1 > whiffy

posted 4 days ago

NA is ass and needs korean imports, EU thinks they're good but are the same as NA, China is cracked, Korea is cracked and sends players to every other region, and once in a while JP or another region has a dark horse

posted 4 days ago

if I was indian on this site I would have an india flair with a GE or VLT flair while commenting on every thread "Skrossi best"

posted 4 days ago

Just looked at some of the games I missed and saw GE beat a respectable DWG squad. Hopefully, India gets a spot on Masters next year, or at least they are given an opportunity to qualify for one, as now we know they can compete with even KR's best

posted 4 days ago

they just need another good jett/duelist to make space on their attack and then they will improve

posted 4 days ago

he's a raze main but raze was meta like 6 months ago, now they need a consistent entry jett/duelist and yacine just does not feel like to me, which I think is one of the main reason their attack sucks. also acs on Raze is bloated since literally all her abilities do dmg

posted 4 days ago

They need to replace yacine tho, maybe a hot take but idc

posted 4 days ago

AND I WEAR T-SHIRTS

posted 1 week ago

tarik: major winner
tenz: not major winner

I rest my case

posted 1 week ago

oh the irony

posted 1 week ago

yea just revised, ty my brain kinda died midway thru

posted 1 week ago

Ranking every team that could still, theoretically, win Champions (this list is like half-joking half-real so don't take too serious)

  1. Gambit - nuff said
  2. NV - el diablo and marved diff
  3. SEN - TenZ and friends, but his friends need to tell him to never play raze again, stick to jett and reyna plz
  4. Vision Strikers - Korean overlords
  5. Acend - they have still yet to reach full potential IMO
  6. G2 - sentinels should be called frosted flakes cause keloqz owns them
  7. 100T - boomer buff will be in effect for rest of VCT
  8. TL - double the brothers, double the headshots
  9. KRU - keznit should teach TenZ raze
  10. SMB - would rank top 3 if every tournament was online
  11. Paper Rex - f0rsaken my favorite skin, also good player
  12. Vivo Keyd - heat delivers a beating to other teams, and ntk to his gf
  13. Nuturn - solo wasn't even trying smh, he was tanking to get hyeoni
  14. Crazy Racoon - aka what Gambit fears most
  15. XSET - zekken is only 16 bruh how
  16. Fnatic - Boaster was saving strats cause he knew Gambit would carry them to Champions dw
  17. Team Secret - not proven yet but they beat f0rsaken himself
  18. F4Q - Bunny plays Raze and goes crazy, while FiveK bags the ladies
  19. Guild - bonkar is perhaps the most mechanically gifted man to ever touch a computer
  20. HL - yet another victim of the CR
    20.5. X10 - patiphan is almost as good at valorant as he is at magic
  21. C9B - son of steel has officially surpassed his master, and they will definitely cause Chaos at LCQ
  22. DWG - t3xture will obliterate everyone at LCQ
  23. FaZe - corey alone would probably rank in the top 50 teams
  24. OBG - coffee best yoru world
  25. OXG - name ironic considering that they stop breathing whenever they face TL
  26. V1 - Oderus will be the prophet that takes this team to the promised land
    26.5 VKS - it hurts to see people joking about gtn, some just can't appreciate true greatness
  27. Gen.G - gmd lurk too strong
  28. nth - Seoldam so good Riot had to nerf him
  29. FUT - they have like 9 players how can they lose
  30. LG - pains me to think that 100T could have had YaBoiDre on LAN if they kept him
  31. Furia - the NV of Brazil (at least NV before yay and marved)
  32. Rise - would put them higher but I am disappointed that a team with Superman and Neptune can't make Berlin
  33. Australs - #1 csgo team for 3 years but can't even win latam smh
  34. GE -

Who is Skrossi?
in math: my solution βž—

in history: my king πŸ‘‘

in art: my muse 🎨

in science: my oxygen πŸ’¨

in geography: my world 🌍

  1. BOOM - what a bathroom sounds like after someone who has eaten chipotle uses it
  2. 6karma - aka second to kru
  3. Sharks - they went to Europe just to lose to a new team
  4. Full Sense - got nothing for this one tbh
  5. GL

mwerza: I need help
GL: ok here's an astra one trick
mwerza: wtf

  1. Fennel - they almost beat zeta so they kinda nice wit it
  2. Chiefs ESC - wronski diff
  3. anubis - shalaby pride of egypt
  4. Order - slowly losing my will to type these rn
  5. Infinity Esports - they exist ig
  6. Reject - any reject fans?
  7. lazer - isn't this a rapper
    holy this *was way too long
posted 1 week ago

woah so much crazy news, especially the takej thing

posted 2 weeks ago

what happened to my flair

posted 2 weeks ago

finally a grand final that matters

posted 2 weeks ago

Nuturn 2-1, unless hyeoni chokes or solo gets a headache

posted 2 weeks ago

do whatever is cheapest tbh

posted 2 weeks ago

slatt

posted 2 weeks ago

imo if this happens in LCQ it will be a top 5 valorant game ever, even better than some of the LAN games

posted 2 weeks ago

Can’t wait to see hyeoni, t3xture, and seoldam terrorizing everyone in the LCQ

posted 3 weeks ago

fair

posted 3 weeks ago

*woman sorry, women implies i have faith that this website appeals to more than one of them

posted 3 weeks ago

getsys is a girl confirmed

posted 3 weeks ago

L + broke chain

posted 3 weeks ago

ayo Fat_Lard has an alt 😳

posted 3 weeks ago

McDonalds is my reach tbh
hoping I get into my safety at the homeless shelter πŸ™

posted 3 weeks ago
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