my-dad-ate-my-toes
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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: August 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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This guy is kinda nasty, imagine if Talon somehow managed to get sScary (never happening because of Bleed buyout but I can dream), this guy and primmie on the same team. Their firepower would be genuinely insane

posted 10 months ago

dort please find a different hobby your baits are shit

posted 10 months ago

What's the best team you can make of just Australian players? Obviously Autumn has to be in it he's practically the face of Australian Valorant. I also think SWERL is locked in there no question. Other than that I'm not super sure. RAMEN and IKANA seem pretty cracked from what I'm seeing

Who's the IGL of JFT? Cuz I'd probably finish off that roster with them

posted 10 months ago

TH (please tell me they're winning something next year)

posted 10 months ago

NRG, 100T and G2 I reckon

100T have had a super long time to scrim and further flesh out their map pool, which imo was their biggest weakness and since they're probably keeping the same 5 they can only get better

NRG with Bonkar and FNS are absolutely stacked on tactics, and Ethan, s0m and Verno are all insane players. They just need to flesh out Demon1's agent pool in the off season and get him fully accustomed to full time duelist (if they do the smart thing and keep him)

G2 were arguably the most consistent team in Americas last year and if they manage to get their hands on a more consistently explosive duelist player then I can definitely see them going further

I also wouldn't discount the possibility of 2G really performing if they find a solid replacement for spikeZ, LEV and KRU I can see still maintaining their 2024 level, if dropping a little, and SEN have a lot of options and could definitely edge out some other teams though

The other Brazilian teams are cooked if they don't go for majority rebuilds, Jawgemo is probably leaving EG which hard caps their potential imo and C9 are just gonna spend the absolute bare minimum for the 4th year in a row because they're just there to leech off the stipend and keep their org relevant and have probably already given up on achieving anything in 2025 before they've even built the roster because C9's management don't give a shit as long as they're just meh enough for people to not clown on them but not too expensive I fucking hate C9 with a passion

posted 10 months ago

Pretty sure BcJ, neT and NiSM0 gonna retire, then Zander and maaaaaaybe koalanoob if Jawgemo leaves EG are getting picked up by T1 teams so I feel like speculating about current M80's chances is pretty much fanfiction

posted 10 months ago

I thought they were getting RobbieBK

posted 10 months ago

How has every single game been a relatively clean 2-0 by the favourite team to win so far? Is there that much of a tier gap between the favourites and lower end teams?

posted 10 months ago

M80 CEO will go on Twitter and type out a whole video essay on why they should have the slot instead a second time

posted 10 months ago

Pretty sure they were banking on getting Saadhak to play his role and swapping mta with another initiator player but that evidently fell through

posted 10 months ago

Alright, how long till the BcJ, neT and NiSM0 retirement tweets come?

posted 10 months ago

It's allg they get heat they fucking farm

posted 10 months ago

KEKW

posted 10 months ago

Absolutely mogged by Brazil

posted 10 months ago

Seems super good on Sunset

posted 10 months ago

NiSM0 owns his own restaurant

BcJ is the poster child of KFC

neT's ass should be flipping burgers with his dad

All dropping absolute stinkers

Should open up their own restaurant

posted 10 months ago

They're running no duelist solo fade I can already smell it

posted 10 months ago

Nah bro Abyss still has the unholdable sites unusable mid cancer post plants and 13 year rotates problem as Breeze and Icebox that just leads to 4 man site execs with 1 lurking, then backing into an off site post plant 12 rounds in a row

posted 10 months ago

Yeah Abyss is straight ass, certainly worse than Icebox arguably worse than Breeze

posted 10 months ago

Blud has gone fully schizo

The horrific air pollution in that third world shit hole Canada must've got to him

posted 10 months ago

Is the 3-11 in the room with us?

posted 10 months ago

neT either can't shoot back or overheats and throws, he'll win ascension and get dropped after kickoff a second time

posted 10 months ago

They really are trynna be OpTic so hard

posted 10 months ago

He might very well be him, talks shit and backs it up

I NEED to see him play against Boostio

posted 10 months ago

I fully expect it to happen, especially if yay is learning senti

posted 10 months ago

Houndoom

posted 10 months ago

He played 2 years with the most disciplined and slow team in NA and he still overheats any time he has a good round, and most of the time he doesn't

Honestly expect him to win ascension and get dropped after kickoff for a second time cuz this mf is the definition of mid

posted 10 months ago

As soon as he gets off cursed org NRG

posted 10 months ago

I mean he's on a team with a Russian, Brit, Turk and Swede, that's a massive array of accents but they still managed to win 2 trophies with the roster

posted 10 months ago

Cuz they were abusing OP ass Jett who was arguably more broken than current Neon

posted 10 months ago

https://x.com/net_valorant

NAH NO WAY THIS IS HIS PINNED TWEET!

Blud isn't even the best sentinel player on his own team

posted 10 months ago

PCIFIC would clear this whole tournament without dropping a map

posted 10 months ago

Lil bro should've listened to his dad

posted 10 months ago

Oh of course not, but it was obvious when you watched him play that his aim was nowhere near what it was in 2023

posted 10 months ago

Ready for a classic NA Deadlock disasterclass

posted 10 months ago

If they managed to steal Demon1's hands, they can ruin anyone

posted 10 months ago

Knowing NRG verno and n4rrate will probably somehow lose every ounce of hand eye coordination they currently have and become mid ass players

posted 10 months ago

Sayonara not getting to VCT until 2027 is an absolute tragedy

posted 10 months ago

If only koalanoob had the brain power to play Neon

posted 10 months ago

Is he washed or has he always been mid? I've never remembered him ever being considered a stand out player

posted 10 months ago

Least deranged SEN fan

posted 10 months ago

Please my brother learn Neon, you can't just be a Jett one trick anymore

posted 10 months ago

They wanna be OpTic so bad

posted 10 months ago

KEKW

posted 10 months ago

GM8 absolutely cooking icl

posted 10 months ago

Tacolilla clears all of esports

Tacolilla clears all of gaming

Tacolilla clears all of humanity

Tacolilla clears all life on earth

Tacolilla clears all alien life

Tacolilla clears the father, son and holy spirit

Tacolilla clears all demonic, angelic and eldritch entities

Tacolilla clears all existence

Tacolilla clears all of nonexistence

Tacolilla is simply him

posted 10 months ago

Sato is never gonna live that down, that's his version of the cove moment

posted 10 months ago

I can't expose myself like that bro

posted 10 months ago

Nvm zaddy Zander got me

posted 10 months ago

There's no shot a 3rd member of SEN retires in the off season, especially someone other than Zellsis

posted 10 months ago
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