I'm watching the most recent Plat Chat episode and holy the LATAM glazing is CRAZY there's no way KRU are favoured to beat DRX

Where does he go next season? I imagine he'll pretty much be able to choose any team he wants cuz there's apparently gonna be a massive influx of open positions in EMEA, or he could even go to NA (though C9 and EG definitely won't be offering salaries worth moving to NA for and G2, SEN and 100T deffo won't want to change coaches so that basically leaves him with NRG)

Where's my fucking bundle pal

Ok but it's fun so opinion invalid

Going from Ticking Away to this is such a downgrade

1. ardiis mans built like a fucking van and apparently benches a lot, plus has a very deep voice

2. sheydos bros a tall Russian man with a beard

3. dgzin looks like a fuckin menace

4. Demon1 when he had a buzzcut genuinely looked like an escaped serial killer

5. Karon doesn't look particularly intimidating but he's done his military service and was apparently known as being the best shot out in his unit so I don't wanna fuck with that at all

Nah bro Spain absolutely curbstomps the other T2 leagues tbh

CASE (o7), KPI, UCAM and Barca could all win Ascension

-bang -Asuna

+Jawgemo +N4RRATE

Cryo and Jawg swap around between duelist and smokes depending on the map while N4RRATE plays flash initiators, Boostio plays sentinel and eeiu plays scan initiators

Surely Yoman right? He can IGL to a decent level which frees up Mako to focus on his form, and allows Foxy9 to move back to Sentinel which he was fuckin frying on in Split 1

ardiis, t3xture or Boostio

Boostio SLAMS NRG roster management in INSANE stream clip! (he voiced disagreements with benching Demon1)

Ong, shoulda got grabbitz back tbh

Nah gotta be ardiis above Zellsis

Zellsis has bits that he's super committed to and I feel like they're kinda old at this point

Every other sentence that comes out of ardiis' mouth is pure gold

I mean apparently it has same animations as Sovereign 2.0 melee so it could be sick in game

Surely not right? Sentinels pretty much only hold major relevance in Valorant, which isn't even the biggest FPS at the moment let alone biggest esport. Meanwhile there's orgs that have teams in at least 10 major esports including Valorant

Kinda mid tbh, definitely the worst of the 4

Pretty sure the grand finals was their first ever map win in a BO5 in tier 1, which doesn't really bode well for them

Wallahi SEN are finished

There's no reason to say no tbh

What if instead of TenZ he was called FreakZ and instead of playing Valorant he played Invisible Cock 2: They Never Saw Me Cumming

2024 Gen.G Breeze
2022 Loud Ascent
2024 TH Sunset (so far, it's already looking like they're falling behind on Sunset but they have been the most dominant team so far)
2023 Loud Pearl

Mako is literally THE duelist turned goat of other role

FUT made playoffs in Champs last year and made 5th/6th at Shanghai

They'll be top 8 minimum because TH (their fathers) can't be in their group and Boostio (their mother) probably isn't in their group

Also I have faith in the TH bounce back

Bro I swear every list I see about champs teams are massively underrating FUT

They just came 5th/6th at Shanghai and ended EMEA 8 -2, only losing to VIT and TH, and only played FNC and TH in playoffs

I have faith in FUT to get out of groups at least

Then we all know they're getting BLG'd

Biank is on TE

Depending on how Champs goes I would say 2024 > 2023

If GEN.G just tier gap everyone again it'll be pretty disappointing but if we get a stacked playoffs bracket the same way Istanbul's bracket was where every team feels like heavy hitters who could realistically make the top 4, then I think it could be the best Champions we've ever had with the level of play nowadays vs back in 2022

SEN intentionally threw to get 4th seed and avoid getting BLG'd

Little do they know that Biank is NA father and TE will be the one's to 0-4 SEN

Football leagues have existed since the 1800's and is a sport played nearly all around the world that rakes in millions of views for even low profile games

Hey I said from time to time

But about 1 in 10 jokes they make land so that's about 100x times more enjoyment than listening to a Vansili and Riv cast even if they are cringe most of the time

Bro you can't say crashies is still in form. He's not looked the same since Champs last year

God his casting of The Thieves vs The Sentinels was truly breath taking

Gotta be vanity and Xeppaa

They haven't been in the discussion of top NA players since 2021 but they keep getting tier 1 offers

SEN had months of off time between stage 1 and stage 2 and they've slumped again after winning a couple games

I don't have faith in them to come back to their form in the first part of the year as good as that would be

Fuck else am I gonna support lmao

But every single LAN we go in thinking "surely THIS time right?" and then we lose out in the worst way possible

This shit is TORTURE

How do you think we feel?

Idk Vansili's wording and pronunciation of certain shit is really distracting to me

Uber is actually such a good caster

Nah at least they're funny from time to time. Vansili and Riv are just plain fucking boring

Are they the worst caster duo in tier 1? Zero hype like Achilios or Pansy and zero analysis like Sideshow or steel. Just feels like they're describing what they're watching like AI

Boostio will probably do something like shout Ronaldo clears or some goofy shit across the stage to instigate the slide tackle let's be honest

Nah no copy pasta necessary, it's just gonna be the VLR article that comes out tomorrow

It's map 2, 7-5 half. During the half time mta says he doesn't feel so good, throws up on stage

Turns out Klaus is out of LA at the moment on important business, the management has no idea what to do, until they hear a voice

"It's ok Atom, I'll play instead". Everyone turns and sees Messi donning his KRU jersey. A sigh of relief washes over the KRU coaches

Messi walks onstage and the crowd erupts. Everyone is cheering, even the 100T fans. But as Messi makes his way to the PC, instead of sitting down like everyone expects, Messi sprints over to the 100T side of the stage and slide tackles Boostio before kicking a football he pulled out of nowhere into Cryo's monitor

KRU take the series 2-1 (in goals)

NA Tier 1 = NA Tier 2

Bro went on the wrong thread

There's a wok in my house that I'll hit you back with

A-Train (I'm jealous of all my friends not being alone)

But he's picked up the op a few times this year with Neon

Did he play Jett in tier 2 at all? He's only played it once this whole year and it feels super weird to me

My hot take is that Chinese food is mad overrated

Spanish food fucks hard