im a fancy lad in big 25 wtf

another esport for them to completely ignore on social media

i slept through this lame ass lbf
great fluke from drx to get this far but i doubt anyone truly thought they would win
and then fnc playing is always sleeper as fuck

nrg close out tomorrow

you may think youve killed the kings, and if so, you are sorely mistaken
there is no group of players who value teamwork more than g2. even with expiring contracts, they will come to fight another year together.
i can see it now. 2026 will be g2s golden era too.

...
wait
say that again...

"golden era too" "golden era 2" "goldenera2" "g2"

my goodness valyn this is such a masterful usage of wording.
its so obvious. its been in front of us for since stage 2.
g2 never meant they were in their golden era in 2025. it was foreshadowing for 2026.

the answer is trent

last year on more than one occasion i bought a full container of ice cream and ate it by myself

pacific team barely qualifies to the event and goes on a miracle run to win it all

fucking yawn bro show us something good

thats bait

g2 with better playoff draw win the event

flair

? how many did fnc win

we are going to witness the least holy valorant since tejo
corrode and lotus map 1 & 2 and odin the whole way through
the next 3 dont even matter lower bracket team is gonna be so tilted

g2
kickoff stage 1 & 2 winners top 2 and 4 masters sub ewc and top 8 at champs
plus perfect valorant and golden era

i was deadass already celebrating drx win

yea im stealing this

i post whatever aligns with my agenda

does the champs even count if americas isnt top 2? nrg winning it all

nrg are getting knocked to lowers by fnc perfect valorant and eliminates by prx

w cope

nerd regum gaming and drx will be exposed in the morning
show them some real valorant fnc and prx

mibr lost bro💔

masters buffalo
masters nyc
champs montauk (all matches will be played in the lighthouse [no crowd unfortunately {because the light house is too small}])

mahiro oyama

no the east coast of the united states of america
another year no lans to attend

eastern united states fucked again

aspas and verno took the whole budget💔

greedy ass west coasters

osu clears gd by pretty much every metric besides what you can do in editor

pronounce it “koo-too” which made more sense before i read my name and realized that the koo sound appears once

its ku2

call me ku2 from now on

perfect2
goldenera2

delusion and minidelusion

the only good thing about these 2 is that i can pick any word and as long as i say the word twice and put “mini” in front of it you know who i’m talking about

bot and minibot
poo and minipoo

but it doesnt even have to derive from “boo”

garbage and minigarbage
shart and minishart

delighted would put thefraudiel in his grave

yay
valyn
verno
skuba
f0rsaken

honeymooning
nothing can seem to go wrong
plus theyre all extremely strong mental players

o-oh, it’s o- sniffles okay. 😣

I didn’t wipes tears want to be included anyway 🥲

They just don’t understand you kuruk, they never have. 😖

makes the aspas joke not hit as hard

shameless bump

0v0l g0n00s0s cant afford to make champs

fnc nrg prx aspas
welcome back 2023

both teams
3 rookies
champs winner
the other guy

riot might actually need to ban him from streaming their game

with alfa: 3-1 all close maps
no alfa:
worst case scenario 1-2 on 2 beatdowns and close lotus
best case 2-1

basically same result or better without alfa

na join before i boot my pc again and pull an all nighter

especially you bro🤫🤫

just dog walked this guy btw

ok real shit how is 2024 your second favorite season

i literally never miss