99% of people from 21 reykjavik are either retired, t2 or lower, or are collecting minimum paychecks to play for bottom feeding t1 teams
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| Registered: | August 16, 2023 |
| Last post: | July 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM |
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99% of people from 21 reykjavik are either retired, t2 or lower, or are collecting minimum paychecks to play for bottom feeding t1 teams
t0nz farmed nobodies in 2021 and got carried to a ring in mickeydrid
is insane no?
top 5 team at champs was eating scraps domestically
champs winner was nowhere near g2 in regional GF
even c9 played 2 good maps vs nrg and the only bad one was corrode which nrg is literally the best team itw on
transitive property doesnt really work in val but 100t had a good game vs c9
meanwhile regions that wont be named have no trophies in 2 full years
berlinglazer
really any high volume poster with a <1 year old account
they gutted the agent that was the main cause of util complaints but because people who have no idea how the game works saw one ult round clip and think the entire game is played like that they need to make the games skill floor even higher
unlimited money to make 2 roster changes and bring in a 3rd duelist
the goat vlr user has moved on to bigger and better things
i dont even mean in the grand scheme of pro play
they got 26-4d and completely wasted my time
bro i see these guys get talked abt so much they fucking SUCK lmao
after getting eliminated by an americas team for 4/5 champs they could use experience in a real region
https://www.vlr.gg/268095/eg-won-a-mickey-mouse-tourney/#2
not ragebait but a personal best
it just happened in my dm too
i think valorant died for a second
mada duelist
sylvan smokes
brawk init
skuba senti
patmen flex
no real wiggle room as these are the only 5 with trophies
in a year where 4 rookies won a trophy, how could one that didnt be roty?
seems odd when all that matters is winning
s0m and ethan retire
map pool switch fucks them
new igl cant adapt to meta
agreed! especially if your team cant even make it out of regionals!
emea trophies since franchising: 1
americas trophies in 2025 alone: 1
what inferiority?
lets just say it rhymes with memeaš
obviously its not possible for every team to be the best or even good but some teams are straight up horrible
i mean, theres an entire region that hasnt won anything in two whole years
on top of that, they literally have one team that ever comes close to winning, and when theyre not, you get frauds like "team heretics"
all $1m goes straight to the org the players just get the trophy and necklace
hes number 1 at $516,224
https://liquipedia.net/valorant/Portal:Statistics
2 full seasons no trophy how does riot allow this mediocrity?
i forgot about this post shameless bump
g2 for perfect valorant and golden era
100t for pity
drx for aura
from last to first
emea - 2023 masters "2" (no real masters 1 that year)
edg region - 2024 champs
pacific - 2025 masters 2
americas - 2025 champions
its so beautiful
the best igl of all time stepping down to allow a rookie to win his team the biggest event
wasting hours of our time just to get slammed on sunset anyway lmao
what could i possibly prompt chatgpt to give me this
i was gonna go more in depth with the crashies and fns thing but i stopped myself before i wrote full on yaoi fanfic of 2 real people
[walkouts]
nrg: visibly nervous. som and ethan are much calmer than the rest. all their eyes set on one player.
fnc: as relaxed as possible. every player has been here multiple times. crashies notices the stares from nrg. he smirks as he walks to his chair
[game]
absolute chaos on 4 straight maps. all go into multiple ots. the players are exhausted.
boaster (to his team): come on boys. one more map, and this trophy is ours.
(crashies nods. he glances towards the opposite end of the arena)
nrg is talking amongst themselves. periodically ethan glares at crashies, but never for more than a second.
[map 5: 13-12, nrg lead]
15 seconds left in the round. 2v1, crashies and boaster vs s0m
boaster sits at 25hp. his calling is on its last strings. after hours of making masterful plays, the fatigue has caught up. yet through it all, he makes the correct read once again. an open A bomb site.
boaster: iāll plant, austin, cover m-
(boaster turns to look at crashies in game. a look of horror shoots across his face.)
boaster: au- austin..?
(crashies holds a shock dart towards boaster. his intent is clear)
boaster: what are you doing? why?
crashies: lets just sayā¦ i owe someone a trophy.
(crashies releases his left click. the electricity rings through boaster both in and out of game. crashies rips the fnatic logo off his jersey, revealing the american flag and three letters written above it. āNRGā)
time expires. the scoreboard reads 14-12. NRG wins.
no one understands what just happened but those on fnatic. nrg are too busy celebrating to care. the crowd seems to have frozen in silenceā¦ except for one person.
running through the audience. a huge smile on his face. his steps thunderous, just like the dart that ended the game.
FNS: I knew youād come through austin!
(the two hug. they havent been this close to each other for a year.)
END
if enri and milkteaism both abruptly quit playtesting and tryout for the team then maybe broš„š„
yea i saw that a little while ago russia is fried
no chicony no win
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