kuruk
Flag: United States
Registered: August 16, 2023
Last post: July 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Posts: 4323
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ge and russ will just make people feel bad for you

posted 8 months ago

we know vro🥀

posted 8 months ago

following step 3 🤔

posted 8 months ago

pick a team/player and act like they are untouchable
when they win spam posts
when they lose cope

this will make people look for you when the team/player performs poorly
when they perform well people will see more of you as you flood the site

posted 8 months ago

tGamers2
g2 new logo
gamerstwot

posted 8 months ago

congrats tsm on making it to t1!

posted 8 months ago

"c0m" "boostio" "fns" "victor" in superteam talks😭

posted 8 months ago

for pure recognizability #3 works as more people will see your name and remember it
once you have the reputation you can instant reply and get your bag

posted 8 months ago

i dont see cloudberry posts often ngl idk his gimmick

posted 8 months ago

super team merchant

posted 8 months ago

think of any well known user and just skim their profile
guarantee they follow at least the first 2

posted 8 months ago

g2 delusion

posted 8 months ago

im ngl this was sort of about you sorry

posted 8 months ago

are you below or have recently obtained 4 stars? do you want to be recognizable on the biggest valorant forum? here is a quick and easy guide for you to rise to vlr fame

  1. find a gimmick

think of something that can be done quickly and used multiple times. ragebait, hypotheticals, or posts that have no value at all.

  1. stick to it

use this gimmick as often and as many times as you can. whenever you have free time, just shoot off 10-20 posts. the more stars you have the better as your cooldown is lower.

  1. bump your posts

be sneaky with it too. wait a few minutes before replying to someone under your thread. make sure your posts are at the top of recent discussion

  1. volume

after following steps 1-3 for a while, your post count will skyrocket. some people may recognize you based off your post volume alone.

posted 8 months ago

agreed
valorant is a fluke esport by nature and rewards being in the right place at the right time

posted 8 months ago

how wil i undo them when i wake up

posted 8 months ago

if i go to sleep/wake up in the wrong position i have to wait 10-15 seconds before i can move

whats the fix vlr doctors

posted 8 months ago

8 orb sova drone

posted 8 months ago

anytime someone uses "slop" to describe something i disregard their opinion

posted 8 months ago

there has never been a person who baited me more succesfully than g2shazam

posted 8 months ago

hi im zekken
im going to gentlemates

posted 8 months ago

trans men still fall under marginalized genders

posted 8 months ago

weaker wall the patch after they introduced an ability that destroys the entire thing anyway

posted 8 months ago

sort of a nerf in ranked where people hardly play util heavy agents anyway
huuuge buff in an environment where players are still trying to maximize utility

posted 8 months ago

60s global recharges
if you dont properly bait out his interceptor you are a walking gun for a full minute
yea this game is FRIED

posted 8 months ago

scan procs after the trip fully activates (when the concuss slow goes off)

posted 8 months ago

if ur first exec gets stopped neon just becomes full useless lmao

posted 8 months ago

"you will also no longer be revealed during the wind up before it activates"
@VALORANT on twitter

im just gonna pray this is bait

posted 8 months ago

nooo bro u dont get it tejo was broken in january so now the whole game has to be util-less

posted 8 months ago

from what i understand the scan procs when concuss used to
so just shoot the trip before it goes off

posted 8 months ago

no scan on trips is insane when literally every cypher setup thats been invented in the last 5 years uses cages to play off the trips scan
wtf is even the point of having the cage?

posted 8 months ago

these changes fucking suck lmao

posted 8 months ago

stop being sober

posted 8 months ago

verno didnt make the cut because fns kicked him out

posted 8 months ago

?

posted 8 months ago

cn: 4 grouped teams
pac: overhyped teams
emea: no teams
amer: best teams

posted 8 months ago

sentinels
tenz
s0m
fns
jing
kuruk

posted 8 months ago

if ur not on 415hz $10k pc wooting keyboard and a 0.5 gram mouse its not possible sorry

posted 8 months ago

bro reads

posted 9 months ago

infinite money glitch because all matches will be held in an intergalactic time chamber so all timezones can watch it live at healthy hours

posted 9 months ago

each region has a 2023-like round robin league for seeding
all 48 teams attend the international league
based on seeding are seperated into 4 groups
3 teams per region in each group - but it can be unbalanced(ex: 1st-3rd seed all emea and 9th-12th all pacific or 1st emea 2nd pacific 3rd americas etc.)
another round robin stage
top 4 teams from each group attend champs
bottom 4 teams face against a t2 team from their region for relegation

who says no

posted 9 months ago

maybe if i was an anime girl bro im a grown man

posted 9 months ago

right over my right cheek to be fair i was turned the other way 90% of the time but that 10% was very real

posted 9 months ago

3 duelists 2 jett one tricks and the worst emea igl

posted 9 months ago

just gave a speech for my class just to realize when i got home that my pants had a hole in them

my funeral is being held october 19

posted 9 months ago

each star is equal to 10 moderator approved posts

posted 9 months ago

huniepop

posted 9 months ago

i will use this reply to teach newgens what bait is
even i almost fell for it

posted 9 months ago
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