I think I’m evil

:(((((((((((((((

I think I was born a bad person

:(((((

I brought immense pain to my mother during my birth that lasted for years I think I was born like this

sorry there’s something wrong with me I think

holy shit i mistook d4v41 for mindfart ewwwwww

I know it’s true that team semen fucking sucks HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

oh nah

I know it’s true though

I know astar and his true motives

is that true

know what

but why is it so hard to admit that a player on your fav team isn’t actually the best player on said team, why not be happy for d4v41 and something being objectively better and more impactful players. they play for prx too u know.

even as a player. pretty sure overall jinggg has better stats too

evil laundry

d4v41 better. something better. jinggg is about even. if you think f0rsaken deserves to be on some list then you have to come to terms with the fact that he isn’t top 2 in his own team.

WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! 👶 😢 🎵 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

I think it just went deeper i think I’m actually gonna die today I can’t stop crying

dude i literally woke up to it in my ear and I’ve tried everything water, q tip, oil, light, bass like what if it goes to my brain do I just die or what

you’ve lost your goddamn mind

something crawled in my ear and I’ve been trying to get it out for 30 minutes now this bitch loud as fuuuuck

KING BOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!

dominating the costreaming game

team semen

and they gave you your home country as the butt of the joke how fucked up is that

Asuna and his crayon collection needs to go

you are ashamed of who you are

New Zealand is sinking as we speak

wall of shame

if I speak

boaster how do you plead

sure he did lol

trying to convince the homeless dude living in one of our washrooms to not stab me for asking him to shut the fuck up

losing in champs with 3 different orgs has any other player achieved that

trying to convince the homeless dude living in one of our washrooms to stop screaming

KING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ran the numbers and it’s more plausible than you think

clearing the dishes while his wife comes home from her hardworking job

hope every other team in the lower bracket magically lose all their limbs

imagine sitting next to ur 30 yr old teammate ur putting full trust in and he pulls out his high school anime girl gaming pad

30 years of age

cus we’re smarter and better

im thinking about a whoppper combo

me personally would scrub so hard I start bleeding

nerd doing math lmaaaaooooo

also clearly lied about his age let’s keep it real here

blaming zikz like it’s his fault Asuna talks about his favorite color every half time

imagine being on val’s audio tech team and u have to constantly hear nat shit himself every time he gets swung at

would help if he didn’t have to look directly upwards to see his monitor