Asuna’s social interpreter blows bubbles for him before matches to help calm his nerves
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| Registered: | January 29, 2025 |
| Last post: | August 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM |
| Posts: | 1958 |
Asuna’s social interpreter blows bubbles for him before matches to help calm his nerves
whenever Asuna goes missing the 100T staff frequently find him chasing cars in the middle of the road
Asuna is required to be supervised when eating foods harder than mashed potatoes
can’t blame Boostio when Asuna keeps asking him to come wipe his ass during prac despite there being 3 other teammates + Zikz it’s legit unfair
can a mod remove my stars but keep the 4 star posting cooldown
rob the type of guy to try and strike a convo with you urinal to urinal
Tarik wouldve defended prime Demon1 with his life even if D1 was caught red handed blowing up Texas you just gotta look out for the things that matter to him
20000 posts in less than a year what the actual fuck
AI checker came back 100%
nobody loves Asuna more than his social interpreter
vlr.gg never developed itself into a community that’s why. gained an early bad rep and with a mix of both Reddit and twitter culture replacing forums, it never gained a strong footing of dedicated users like hltv. teamfortress.tv enigma’s better forum is both infinitely funnier and more entertaining than vlr.gg because they found their footing like 15 whole years ago of dedicated users and a community that cares about the site just as much as the esport they love despite it being near dead since the beginning.
uuuuuummmm KING BOB???? u can’t just kiss people like that :/
hate it when I forget I can log out I keep deleting all my fucking accounts on every site because of it it’s so stupid
so much aura in a single line.
“2023 EG”
God damn it’s like sparks go off in my brain every time I see it.
if there’s a silly flair out there I’m cutting ties with this one sry bro
Asuna has a crush on his social interpreter but he doesn’t know how to confess his love without feeling overstimulated
tell her to woman up and wipe those tears
100T because Asuna acts like he has to wait on the toilet every time he takes a shit for someone to wipe his ass
he’s getting dropped if he gets caught playing with the kitchen sink over coming to practice again
crazy how bad I would diff you I’ve been on that shit for years
“just one more man just one more please I need one more split for him please”
well what happened to the other splits I gave you?
“please just please this time, this time I need it please this time it’s gonna hit I promise you it’s gonna hit big please just one more chance for Asuna I’m begging you”
idk I’m not really carrying some splits on me right now and I don’t think you’re even putting good use of them I mean look at you you always look so fucking awful
“I’m begging you good sir please just one more split I’m gonna die out here man please if you have a soul please good sir please just one more split for him he means the world to me I know there’s still greatness in him just one more chance for him”
It’s been 5 years man
“Just one more”
then they have to call his parents to calm him down but by then it’s already too late because he just ran out the front door and is running around somewhere downtown with no supervision
imagine pressing Asuna for a stupid force play and he yells at you back like “UURRRR DUUURRR AHHURRR DUUUR UUUUR DUUUR” I pray for his teammates sometimes how can you work with that
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