king_bob
Flag: United States
Registered: January 29, 2025
Last post: August 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Posts: 1969
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oh man in blushing so hard rn why didn’t you tell me you were a doctor what the fuck

posted 4 days ago

hopefully it’s never 🤞

posted 4 days ago

He deserves to play with FNC for LIFE!!!!! WE HATERS AGREE WITH YOU!!!! 😊 🤝 😊 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

posted 4 days ago

the “finally” should’ve happened back in champs 2024 playoffs where he played statistically the worst valorant to ever hit an international playoff stage and is the sole reason why FNC placed only 4th when Alfajer Chronicle and Derke were peaking but he was still forgiven after that

posted 4 days ago

I haven’t pooped in 5 days and I’m too embarrassed to talk to my doctor about it

posted 4 days ago

no you don’t understand it’s his job to be a complete anchor in gunfights and force his team to function 4v5 he’s totally not overrated at all and deserves to play on the same team as Alfajer Chronicle

posted 4 days ago

watching one of my hamsters die would probably scar me for life I don’t want that

posted 4 days ago

never

posted 4 days ago

that’s not me

posted 4 days ago

but I love hamster

posted 4 days ago

they die even if I sleep

posted 4 days ago

I have no clue they always die when I’m not there

posted 4 days ago

she’s human and died last year

posted 4 days ago

hamster food

posted 4 days ago

maybe it’s my grandma again just trying to ruin my life

posted 4 days ago

yea

posted 4 days ago

I found its body under my bed though that one hurt

posted 4 days ago

I’m having a serious discussion here can you please stop spamming my thread

posted 4 days ago

do unto others as you would have them do unto you

posted 4 days ago

one of them used to crawl up my leg and sleep on my forehead it was so cute

posted 4 days ago

can we be kind to others

posted 4 days ago

nothing im doing everything right but they’re just dying by themselves and it’s starting to scare me

posted 4 days ago

2nd one today too for no reason whatsoever and I’m already down to my last unbanned pet store in my area what the fuck I’m I doing wrong

posted 4 days ago

nah it never actually happened I’m just joking

posted 4 days ago

my odorless chipotle fart travelled to the arena like a ballistic missile and dazed both teams for the duration of the match

posted 4 days ago

donk put me on tranq 5 years ago

posted 4 days ago

get the fuck off it for the love of god lmaooo

posted 4 days ago

100dreamers

posted 4 days ago

I still miss you

posted 4 days ago

2026 we ready

posted 4 days ago

chamber yay playing like rents due

posted 4 days ago

I intend on curing him

posted 5 days ago

I watched him play live once and noticed that his butt would flex rapidly in his seat every time he shoots his gun and he still hasn’t realized by now that it could be the reason why he plays like he’s using his feet

posted 5 days ago

textical play

posted 5 days ago

sorry I was just curious

posted 5 days ago

whats the difference

posted 5 days ago

unless nudeshot wants to give up the hundred hostages Asuna has in his cellar this is never happening

posted 5 days ago

if there’s video evidence of Zellsis being able to even spell Russia from the top of his head im running around my block butt naked 10 times in a row

posted 5 days ago

does it upset you that not a single player on your favorite team can point out your home country on a map

posted 5 days ago

+babybay -zekken SEN brings home their first int trophy

posted 5 days ago

the ancient French curse is repelled by my righteous American mind

posted 5 days ago

big people with big futures ahead of them you can’t find in france

posted 5 days ago

not in Toronto crodie

posted 5 days ago

fits perfectly in texas

posted 5 days ago

my brain is Canada

posted 5 days ago

europe so tiny it’s the size of the average American city

posted 5 days ago

saadhak loves strong black men

posted 5 days ago

he tries harder defending himself in discord calls than he does in matches

posted 5 days ago

be kinder bro

posted 5 days ago
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