calabasa
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Registered: March 15, 2023
Last post: August 10, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Posts: 347
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u got me snapping the one girl who would let me hit anally, even tho she was emotionally clingy. damn I'm a degenerate

posted 10 months ago

bro, I like girls and all, but ass is way tighter ngl

posted 10 months ago

me personally its because I have no friends. what about the rest of you?

posted 10 months ago

yeah they would bro, watch this grand finals vs envy. wtf are they doing? it's so uncomplicated. Time travel nismo into 2021 and he anally penetrates nats.

posted 10 months ago

I have a barely 3.0 gpa, i wouldnt know about that. but fuck, as good as gambit was, theyd get absolutely anally penetrated by m80

posted 10 months ago

im getting hard at the prospect of future valorant. fnatic gets me wet with their perfect valorant, and the rest of the teams will probably catch up within a year. I'm so horny thinking about how good valorant matches will be in 2025. i

posted 10 months ago

holy shit valorant has come a long way, it legit looks like a ranked game with how simple this match is and how many mistakes they make. I'm only plat tbh so I don't even know how to describe the difference, but just from the eye test, both of these teams would get rekt by any franchise team. their strats and utility seem so simple. No raze on bind? LMFAO

posted 10 months ago

teams u wanna hang with:
Cloud 9 (xeppa seems hella fun)
PRX (I wanna go to a mall in Singapore w them)
Sentinels (reykjavic to berlin)
Fnatic (chronicle is my favorite player)
Optic (very professional, seems like they all trusted each other a lot)
Gambit (same as ^^ also Chronicle is my favorite player)

posted 10 months ago

did anyone actually watch his Faze games where he IGL'd? how good was he/can be?

posted 10 months ago

Team 7:
Naruto
Sasuke
Sakura
Kakashi

only Pacific league can clear Fnatic

posted 10 months ago

This is by role, so IGL not counted. But I think FNS = Saadhak = Boaster > Redgar > Ange1 = Boostio

Team 1:
Aspas = Derke
Less = Alfajer
Sacy < Leo
pANcada >> Boaster
Saadhak << Chronicle

Fnatic still better overall, but this is probably the closest, closest indiv skill, firepower and chemistry.

Team 2,3
Something / Demon1 <= Derke
Suygetsu/nAts <= Alfajer
Shao / Trexx/ Cloud <= Leo
Sheydos/Zyppan < Chronicle
Redgar / Angel1 < Boaster

Close but Fnatic better in every role, except Leo = Shao, and prime Nats = Alfajer but Nats has yet to hit Berlin prime again. Prime Suygetsu = Alfajer, but same he hasn't hit Copenhagen prime since.

Team 4:
Demon1 / Zekken < Derke
Victor / Leaf < Alfajer
crashies < Leo
s0m / Marved >> Boaster
FNS <<< Chronicle

Just worse than Fnatic.

Team 5:
Demon1 / Zekken < Derke
Ethan < Chronicle
crashies < Leo
s0m / Marved >> Boaster
Boostio < Alfajer

Worse than Fnatic.

Team 6:
Something <= Derke
Jinggg = Chronicle
d4v41 < Leo
MaKo >>> Boaster
BuZz / f0rsakeN < Alfajer

PRX + Mako slaps, but they can only really play double duelist so they aren't close to as flexible as Fnatic.

posted 10 months ago

IGL: FNS
Flex: Zekken
Initiator: Crashies
Smokes: Marved
Duelist: Leaf

its crazy that no matter how hard u try, Fnatic is so much better on paper than any of these teams. There just isn't any NA initiator on Leo's level, or any flex on Chronicle's level, or any sentinel on Alfajer's. NA really only has great controllers over the other regions.

posted 10 months ago

not good on raze

posted 10 months ago

Jinggg >>> Zyppan = Victor > Derke on Raze

posted 10 months ago

W best entry

posted 10 months ago

? sounds like ur going thru something, will leave u alone

posted 10 months ago

he is a good aggressive player, don't put him on Breach and Gekko, put him on Raze or flash initiators and he's a great flex

posted 10 months ago

people rate him low cuz he overheats and is inconsistent yeah, I think he's a really good flex though, equal to Ethan but with higher peaks and lower lows

*on second thought, Ethan is probably better cuz he's a smarter player

posted 10 months ago

W underrated, he is cringe as fuck though

posted 10 months ago

L just based on underperformance

posted 10 months ago

W best BM in the game

posted 10 months ago

W's, i like Boasters positive attitude, and I like tenz and yays humility

posted 10 months ago

both W's, FNS funny af best IGL, crashies best NA player

posted 10 months ago

sounds like u speak from experience tard

posted 10 months ago

I also like Marved

posted 10 months ago

chronicle clears u and ur whole legacy

posted 10 months ago

he is also taller and more athletic than u

posted 10 months ago

Chronicle is the best masters tokyo player so far

posted 10 months ago

Mine are Chronicle and Nats. I started watching during Masters Berlin and I was rooting for Gambit so they will always be my favorite. They are also GOATs of their positions - sentinel and flex. They are also cute and wholesome and tall.

posted 10 months ago

jinggg aim and movement >>>> victor

victor is inconsistent af, and jinggg hard carries PRX on LAN

posted 10 months ago

Yeah thats fair, he's like a better Leaf but Raze instead of Jett. I still rank him lower though, cuz he's newer

posted 10 months ago

I think he's proven he can be better than Derke. But Leo and Chronicle can both play 5+ agents at S-tier, and initiators are probably the hardest and most impactful role.

posted 10 months ago

The numbers fucked up, its descending order.

  1. Boaster - After FNS and Saadhak, he is probably the most accomplished and consistent IGL, and this year, he has shown a noticeable improvement in his mechanics. However until Lock-IN, he had been a serial LAN choker, and hasn't proven he can win without this superteam.

  2. Alfajer - Has been Fnatic's best performing player this split, and is insane on Cypher, KJ, and Raze. In conversation for best sentinel with Less and Nats. On any other team, he would be the best player. However, what I think truly makes him great are his mechanics - he seems to win every important gunfight, 1v2's etc. I only rank him this low, because he needs to show me he can maintain that insane form for a longer period of time.

  3. Derke - I'm rating him here for the same reason I ranked Alfajer 4th. He has shown incredible firepower and form for the past 2 years, and I think he is the superstar with the most longevity so far. Like Tenz if he never fell off. He has been top 2-5 in basically every LAN he attended. He is one of the few duelists who are elite at both Jett and Raze, and he is the ONLY player who is elite at Jett, Raze and Chamber.

  4. Chronicle - basically tied with 1 for me. He is the best flex in the world, and has shown he can play every role and maybe like 6+ agents at an elite level. This ability alone shoots him up to best in the world conversation. He is probably Fnatic's most consistent player, and his supportive utility, especially on Breach, serves as the backbone of Fnatic's execs. He is just incredibly fundamentally and mechanically sound, and has been this good since Gambit. Only player with 2 LAN wins.

  5. Leo - He is basically Chronicle specialized for initiators. He is less flexible but can still play every initiator at best in the world level. He is as consistent as Chronicle, but I think his peak is higher. I believe he can hard carry a map better than Chronicle can, and is slightly more clutch in that he can pull out bullshit more consistently. He has better aim than Chronicle (he is #1 in fair gunfight win %). He is pretty much perfect and like Ardiis said, has no holes in his game.

All in all, Fnatic = 2017 GSW. It's kind of bullshit

posted 10 months ago

I think Alfajer lurks really well though

posted 10 months ago

ya I definitely have Nats over Less and Suygetsu

posted 10 months ago

so far alfar been fnatic best player
sheydos fs, KOI is ass though
sayf and jampii are better on liquid rn

posted 10 months ago

nah I hella respect that she's a girl in this super sexist community AND is the best coach in NA

posted 10 months ago

hes somehow even better on Raze. my prodigious turkish boy <3

posted 10 months ago

less needs sacy buff

posted 10 months ago

Whenever I watch him, I feel warm and safe cuz I know he will win all his gunfights. Nats? Washed and is the 3rd best player on shitquid. Suygetsu? Washed and stuck with ANGE1. Less? Weak mental and bounced first round.

posted 10 months ago

they won me over this month ngl, sitcom chemistry fr

posted 11 months ago

ya I agree they dont rlly have chemistry aside from leo and alfa

posted 11 months ago

c9 has sitcom chemistry, especially after they kicked yay and vanity who are uncharismatic. that was before they got bounced by EG tho

posted 11 months ago

Tenz aim is def top 5 buddy. Wardell OP is still the fastest Ive seen aside from KangKang who I think is the best so far

posted 11 months ago

oh ya i forgot about cned, prime cned prb #1

posted 11 months ago

his oping fs, but i dont think his riflings that crazy

posted 11 months ago

gonna help me raw aim ur mom

posted 11 months ago

they will play quintuple initiator 2 clear out his op

posted 11 months ago

Like Haven C long straight rifle duel, who do you think would dominate the most? I'm talking about just incredible aim/mechanics, not necessarily best player like Derke or Aspas. Semi ranked list

Super great raw aim:

  1. Something (prob best mechanics I've seen so far tbh)
  2. Scream
  3. Tenz
  4. Jinggg (great aim fs but what sets him apart is spray control + weird movement)
  5. Aspas/Derke (these guys r great obv, but its the rest of their gameplay that sets them apart imo)

Best tap aimers

  1. Suygetsu (best tap strafer)
  2. prime Yay (best first blood +- ever)
  3. Less

Oping

  1. Zmjkk
  2. Aspas
  3. Wardell probably
posted 11 months ago

drx 2-1 w.out something, prx 2-0 w something

posted 11 months ago
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