calabasa
Country: United States
Registered: March 15, 2023
Last post: August 10, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Posts: 347
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i wish, i miss Chronicle Nats chemistry, they're both so fucking cute and wholesome oh my god

posted 8 months ago

ud be lucky to have tarik nut in ur mouth, i'm praying for that exact day loser

posted 8 months ago

I watch every vlog. The language barrier is a huge issue, and the only pair that has chemistry is Leo/Alfajer. Chronicle and Derke seem to vibe cuz they're both Russian, but u can tell they're both very different with diff senses of humor. No one is on Boaster's wavelength even tho he is the Kpop entertainer of the team

posted 8 months ago

If i were chronicle (my favorite player), I would team up again with Nats (my 2nd favorite player) and run Gambit back again. Redgar's kinda washed, and Sheydos was never that good, but I'd prefer being with my homies than trying to win a 4th title in a row.

posted 8 months ago

What do you think they'll do? Just run it back? I would be pretty bored at that point, and it seems like that roster is very professional and doesn't have that much friendship chemistry aside from Leo/Alfajer <3.

posted 8 months ago

ratio

posted 8 months ago

i feel like its a crime talking to u, like i have to go thru the proper channels or something. plz take care of urself in the mental hospital

posted 8 months ago

even tho Less is a great player, he's toxic and has driven out Sacy, Pancada and now Aspas all S+ tier players. I'd rather build around Aspas who is chill and hansome and averages 260 ACS

posted 8 months ago

Liquid has no dawg in them. Redgar's washed, Soulcas is a bot, Jampii has never been that good. It's gonna be Sayf and Nats 2v8ing. Even tho Less has created a toxic environment, Loud has championship DNA and they will pull out a win even if it's 2-1.

posted 8 months ago

nah his quips are actually good, and he's good with people. funny=loud is shanks and that whole group. u are prob neurodivergent tbh

posted 8 months ago

tarik def deserves some slurping and he prob tastes like turkish delight. he brings 100k viewers to each masters/champions and is very funny and wholesome

posted 8 months ago

gobbling

posted 8 months ago

gobbling

posted 8 months ago

he is 100% the funniest among every single valorant streamer objectively. he has a dumb facade but his humor is very witty and charismatic. one of my 5 or 6 positive traits is my sense of humor so you know I'm not capping. You can tell he is actually smart because of how he was able to grow and leverage his channel, and also because he is the only NA major winner, IGL and MVP too so you know he isn't a scrub. He is also amazing for the community, and generates like 1/3 of valorant viewership. idk why ya'll are hating on the GOAT. he's also objectively above average in attractiveness and rizz. the only reason he doesn't pay attention to the games is because they are hella boring in reality, and only neurodivergents like us can enjoy them in full. He is making a sacrifice 6 hours a day to watch party Champions and other events.

posted 8 months ago

im from LA, the food there is ass ngl. it's not that American food is bad cuz I've had really good food in NYC, SF, Texas. LA just doesn't have a great food culture, it's more about aesthetics, so I've never ever had really great food here

posted 8 months ago

bro u have to be on the spectrum calling normal people parasocial numbskulls

posted 8 months ago

pleaseeee get rid of soulcas and poach Cloud or Shao or someone pleaseeee get my cute boy Nats some help

posted 8 months ago

Loud 2-1 TL
FPX 2-1 T1
PRX 2-0 EDG

TL are frauds

posted 8 months ago

hes the common denominator, lessest common denominator lololol

posted 8 months ago

less is bad bc he drove out sacy, pancada and now aspas

posted 8 months ago

hes pretty cute ngl, and hes really charismatic

posted 8 months ago

fenis had optic which had best in role for everyone except victor
difference is he still couldn't shoot back unlike Woaster

posted 8 months ago

Boaster is also quite good in the clutch, had the best clutch percentage last season

posted 8 months ago

Even tho he did buy his superteam, u can't deny his mechanics and fragging have improved a lot. His midrounding has also gotten much better. If only FNS hit aimlabs, maybe they would have a chance against Zeta. Boaster = undisputed GOAT IGL rn

posted 8 months ago

getting hard diffed by nobody

posted 8 months ago

biank > Tenz > Something

posted 8 months ago

Biank > Leo > Shao

posted 8 months ago

s0m and crashies got farmed by farmers

posted 8 months ago

MJ > Lebum

posted 8 months ago

nah split has the best map 3 gigabangers

posted 8 months ago

yessirskii more like nomaamsled

posted 8 months ago

i like nukkye

posted 8 months ago

regular season merchant

posted 8 months ago

edg coach clears

posted 8 months ago

nukkye is their best player
better stats in EMEA League and LCQ
better stats against EDG + way more impact kills
can play raze
cute cheeks

posted 8 months ago

Pippen IS really good. I think he's equal to Paul George and I think Paul George solo could lead a team to 55 wins. W few exceptions, every team needs at least another all-star or two to win the championship. Major exceptions are Hakeem and Dirk.

In Lebron's championship runs, he had Dwade + Chris Bosh, Kyrie and Kevin Love, and AD. I would consider that equal or better than having Pippen plus Jordan's other supporting cast.

posted 8 months ago

hes the GOAT bc he's the best scorer of all time, top 10 playmaker oat, very good defender, and won 6/6 finals and finals mvps. Lebron may be a better player, but MJ has a perfect resume. He's also psychotic and super charismatic and his shoes are dope af

posted 8 months ago

lebron is better at carrying bad teams yeah cuz the offense runs through him and hes a top 10 passer oat. but that doesn't really matter as much for winning championships cuz u need a good team anyway.

the teams which lebron won championships were really really good (dwade + bosh, kevin love + kyrie, AD). AD and Dwade are better teammates than MJ ever had.

MJ also had a really good supporting cast (Pippen, Rodman, Derek Fisher) but they were mainly very good defensively while MJ carried like 40% of the offense

posted 8 months ago

thats cuz ur from canada. i think mjs the goat, but lebron is a way better passer, not a much worse scorer, better defender at his peak (can guard 1-5), better 3pt shooter, and is better at carrying shitty teams. he is also much stronger than Jordan

posted 8 months ago

his teams were rlly rlly bad before pippen, pippen is also overrated, he's no better than paul george, and also gets worse in the playoffs.

posted 8 months ago

mj vs lebron debate has wiggle room, but messi obliterates and nuts all over ronaldo

posted 8 months ago

Thats why he's the goat duelist (basically shooting guard position of valorant) and bald. LeBronze3 could never

posted 8 months ago

im okay w trash talk, but he is just so cringe and thinks swearing is cool. kangkang has so much more charisma like when he pointed an irl OP at T1. OG SEN was also great at trash talk

posted 8 months ago

yeah how tf is mindfreak 1.19. jinggg and something impact and stats >>>> mf on split. shit makes no sense

posted 8 months ago

NA has to mentally lump ourselves together with SA so we can say Americas has 3 titles, which is still 2 less than EMEA. And all the best EMEA talent is in CSGO lol. There's rlly no comparison lol

posted 8 months ago

fnatics purple jerseys are nice

posted 8 months ago

-gold 3 raze main

posted 8 months ago

jinggg is the goat Raze by far. keznit is #2 though. derke #3 just based on fragging but his movement is ass

posted 8 months ago

i respect that. PRX 2-0 tho

posted 8 months ago

i told u

posted 8 months ago
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