ur cooking but unfortunately F0rsaken is taken, you can have his brother or someone else tho
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ur cooking but unfortunately F0rsaken is taken, you can have his brother or someone else tho
Heartwarming moment when young orphan meets his new brazilian father
Why is every valorant pro a fucking nurgling
its the scientifically proven best language for communicating in intense situations
whole team forgot how to play that match ngl, was tragic, hate to say it but anyone would've diffed them
Which is best
Team 1: Fns + Saadhak = Win
Saadhak - Initiator
Less - Senti/Viper
FNS - Senti/Intiator
mwzera - Duelist
Tuyz - Smokes
Coach - Potter
Fns and Potter magically learns portugese
Team 2: One tricks only
F0rsaken - Hyperflex
Chronicle - Hyperflex
Victor - Hyperflex
Rb - Hyperflex
Leaf - Hyperflex
Coach - Alecks
Everyone comms in Uzbek and everyone rotates roles weekly
Team 3: United Nations
Zyppan - Initiator
Jinggg - Dive
JohnQt - Senti
Chichoo - Smokes/Lurk
Aspas - Duelist
Coach - Kaplan
Everyone comms in french
Team 4: God please get Mako a trophy ffs
Mako - Smokes
Sacy - Initiator
cNed - Duelist
Suygetsu - Senti/secondary smokes
Crashies - Initiator
Coach - Mini
Everyone comms in korean, if Mako can't get a trophy with 4 certified trophy getters hes on fraudwatch
PACIFIC:
Alpha:
GenG
T1
TS
GE
BLD
Omega:
PRX
DRX
Zeta
RRQ
TLN
DFM
upset DRX so that not team in Pacific can go undefeated
real, same reason they dropped mCe i assume
Ethan clears him with shaved eyebrows
and Asuna and trent are both like 6 years old
Two solid mid tier players being chosen over better options to fill enormous shoes. Don't envy either of them...
stax never making an international final with Buzz and Mako on his team is too fraudulent
Boaster is too inconsistent
FNS is definitely up there but now that hes retired its probably only a matter of time before saadhak fully pulls ahead
I yapped too hard, the moment you find yourself comparing botster to chaadhak you know your overcooking
Less would strangle asuna on stage
top 1 igl oat
best duelist oat
best supportive smoke (idk what to call Less's role) player and possibly best single player oat
most decorated initiator oat
top 3 smoker itw at that point
just put Less on reyna and watch the world burn
im a d1 semen1 hater but your actually special if that's how you interpreted that post
brother read the post what do you think
paper rex outside of international bo5s have the best mental itw, but thats kind of a big thing to leave out
probably original optic and Loud core
iirc some pacific teams have enourmous mobile fanbases? I thought rrq was like giant in mobile gaming? In val tho probably sen vs prx vs maybe loud
GE academy incoming
Genuinely this feels almost as bad as 2021 SEN, like bro please stop glazing them like there has been no other team in history with this level of play (there has been way better in the past cough cough loud 2022). I rlly feel like ending my life everytime someone glazes them for narrowly beating Loud on their own map pick and only destroying them on sunset because Loud were out of it (Im not even gonna talk about how useless it is to analyse that furia game). What happens to this team when they face real opposition that tests their calling and midrounding and what happens when theyre pushed into a corner with no more timeouts?
They just dont look like a loud or sen to me and i havent seen a single bit of whats needed out of a team to win a championship
the sport itself is decent with high highs and low lows, one second your watching someone boot a meteorite into the net at 100mph the next second you have to watch someone spend 5 minutes roll on the floor over a high five. But everything around it from the fans to the storylines makes it S tier, everything about soccer off the pitch is just 1000x better than any other sport, and makes it hella fun to watch.
Football is ok ig.
haven't watched mma, vball is goated you should go watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHeSdxlf6dQ, your team is defending champs in the olympics btw
Based off how fun it is to watch imo, S - Goat sports, A - still incredibly fun, B - good fun, can be great, can be a sleeper, C - decent fun most of the times, wouldn't watch alone, F - sleepers unless a record is being broken ig, golf - golf 💀
S: Volleyball (biased), Soccer, Basketball
A: Boxing, ice hockey
B: Badminton, ping pong (hear me out, go watch a match), rugby, football, tennis
C: Baseball, gymnastics, f1
F: Swimming, Water polo
G: Golf
Haven't watched enough: Cricket, cycling, lacrosse, mma
fuck off these kinds of posts are actually interesting unlike whatever bullshit im sure you spout about
Shanghai semifinalists:
Prx (Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back)
Sentinels (JohnQT masterclass)
Futbolists (Cned and his turkish brothers shoot you in the head)
LOUD (Saadhak turns into playoff jimmy butler like usual and drags them to the semis, also Less is him)
Champs semifinalists:
Prx (Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back Jinggg is back)
Lev (If this team hasn't figured out how to utilize the best player fragger itw properly by the time champs roles around the org should get relegated)
DRX (Revitalized DRX + Mako himothy performance)
Futbolists (Idfk why but for some reason I 100% believe in this team while having barely watched them)
Ngl i had to check his account, was surprised he had 500+ posts since he taps like a 2 day old alt
Nobody even knew who you were until you started yapping racist bullshit fam
Baseball is goated to watch in person but a giga sleeper on TV ngl, IRL atmosphere+experience is great but actual gameplay is pretty mid
The big 3 could all go anywhere and replace basically anyone, Davai and Mindfreak would get plenty of love in Pacific but I doubt they would get many opportunities abroad. Alecks could replace basically anyone as well.
there is no big 3 in that sense, its:
yes, but jingggs been a tier above him and everyone else since 2021, keznit was the best of the rest, jawg was the first time we saw someone break through that tier gap and actually play at the same level as him
peak jawg is the closest we've seen anyone come to jinggg in matching his playstyle
best dive duelist* aspas was better overall but nobody was a better entry or spacemaker and he was also arguably top 1 mechanically
Americas: Aspas (47 in 1 map against reigning champs)
Pacific: Jinggg (went toe to toe with T3xture second game back, give him a week or two more and he'll be right back to being the best duelist itw)
EMEA: cNed (N4rrates basically an initiator and Miniboo needs a little more time to cement himself)
China: KangKang (bro is a freak)
Only a single assist, truly a stat padding bum, try and not go -10 against a real team now that your not being carried by Potter and Jawg? You play aspas next week so better get your duolingo lessons going so you can be ready when he sends you to china
https://www.vlr.gg/183776/loud-vs-mibr-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w1/?game=118930&tab=overview - 26 and 24 kills
https://www.vlr.gg/183789/loud-vs-furia-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w3/?game=118966&tab=overview - 26 kills
https://www.vlr.gg/183791/loud-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w4/?game=118970&tab=overview - 28 and 25 kills
https://www.vlr.gg/183805/loud-vs-kr-esports-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w5/?game=119012&tab=overview - not a 30 but still a series with 3 consecutive 20ks
https://www.vlr.gg/183809/loud-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w6/?game=119020&tab=overview - 33 in 1 map
Keep in mind this is with ALL 4 of his teammates popping tf off every game and Less playing like rent is due
Qck probably feeling like monyet rn
20/12/3 + 8 in 1 map
40/17/4 + 23 in 2 maps
31/18/6 + 13 in 2 maps
52/41/12 + 11 in 3 maps
66/44/16 + 22 in 3 maps
42/46/8 - 4 in 3 maps
50/38/13 + 12 in 3 maps
78/46/15 + 32 in 3 maps
68/34/9 + 34 in 2 maps
OVERALL
447/296/86 + 151 in 22 maps
also aspas literally went 20 to 19 against him that series and +14 overall
Aspas sending marved back into retirement and demon1 to an early grave but ok
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