That can't possibly be y0y, you must have met ardiis and gotten the two confused

today i cried, i really cried (i'm still sobbing) i started watching valorant in 2022, and you don't know how happy i was to see a chamber player performing well, i was like a happy child in the purest childhood dream.

seeing y0y lose THIRTEEN games in a row felt like being stabbed in the heart. i never imagined that the player i support with my life would be on the same level as kiles and demon1.

It may sound like a joke, but I swear it's not. My dad just asked me why I'm crying, and I can't say it's because of steel (a fucking matchfixer who hasnt been relevant since penny was tier 1). He works a lot and knows nothing about games.

Sorry for this, i am not ok.

calling brazil mid would be a complement atp

Boostio sounds like kermit the frog in their comms videos

Beating Ascension Frenchies, ShittersX, and KOI while getting spanked by grouped TH doesn't make you back sadly

your team is carried by kermit the frog respectfully stfu

No playoffs?
edit: wait a minute you bums didn't even make it to the event HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bored

Americas

1. Lev
2. G2
3. 100T

EMEA

1. Fut
2. Heretics
3. Fnatic

Pacific

1. PRX
2. T1
3. DFM

China

1. Titan
2. Trace
3. FPX

chronicle got that cake ngl

HARAM

haram

Brazilians about to drag Rito to the Hague after the first 6 rounds of Ascent lmao

Doughyballs>panpoc
also just wait for y0y's #1 fan Joshua "steel" Nissan to return to the promised land and turn into the #1 color caster itw

Atom and Onur duo would go hard

nah he just needs a trophy man, though tbh rn idk if it would be enough for him to overtake Aspas, would need to be a historic FPX copenhagen level run or he would just need to giga diff aspas in an important match to clear him in the h2h argument

Keznit Lev was very short lived though no? Also maybe with heat things can work out better... especially with heat seeming completely reborn, my short king

RIP, was fun while it lasted

fair, both are strong coaches

Chile S tier country?
S tier: USA, Russia, Brazil, South Korea, Turkey, Chile? Maybe some others i'm forgetting but Chile are nice

get D3ffo tf out of fraud tier, he's not amazing but he's no fraud

IMAGINE
Shyy
Heat (nzr also works tbh)
KiNgg
Keznit
Mazino
Onur (Coach)
I deadass think Heat, KiNgg and Keznit + backline of Mazino and Shyy has better firepower than any team itw, and Onur coaching them would be unfair

pretty sure pancada has ebola or smthing idk what you want them to do

The riggler would wriggle through any team not in Americas and every Emea team that has faced prx would have a panic attack watching Artzin and Jizz sprint at them 6 seconds into the round

How many chromosomes do you have?

Jzz would Jizz all over any Shitmea team don't play

Understandable from a sen fan, he has booty butt fucked you guys every time he plays you, even when yall beat them

U literally made the shittiest flag flair combo 💀💀💀 imagine supporting ChokeRX AND Nearest Airport region 💀💀💀

How Tf are you poor when your the most popular team in brazil, is LOUD merch dirt cheap? Also which of those options would be most likely?

I would agree but rn he's mostly just stat padding in T2, would be interesting to see how he performs against a t1 team like Furia or JD Gaming...

Who would be best replacements for Qck1? Any very promising OXY esc t2 players? Or just other T1 duelists who are available?

He's special bro don't be a dickhead

he will return when Team Liquid are relegated

Finally some reasonable vlr users

haters cannot handle the truth

FNS MY GOAT IGl, igls are only good if they dont aim well

Must be why Zander is still T2

than don't im just still recovering from the boredom of watching an entire bo3 series played between the two shittiest teams in Americas

no

Tuyz or Mako
Kcorp or KRU
Bind or Split
F0rsaken or Chronicle
Haven or Fracture
Fns or Saadhak
Alecks or Chet
Lev or Fut
DFM or Mibr
Russia or Brazil
MxS or M80
Something or MiniBoo

1. Berlin
2. Berlin

Real, Prx is my favorite Emea team!

saadhak will drug him and tell him he is in shanghai when he wakes up, he'll than think he's playing alibaba esports again and drop 100 against sen dw, (I have the script)

we're really talking about anything other than the game rn huh

I pulled it out of my ass in like 25 seconds bruh not trying to sort and filter it

Doubting Tuyz will NOT pay off buddy

Is this EDG hate or do u just consider all the teams here rly good?

This game is boring af so I made this random group for ppl to rank

• Prx

• MxS

• KC

• EDG

• Fut

• LOUD

• Apeks

• 100T

• DRX
  Bonus round because this is a generational sleeper map:
  Rank these players:

• Forsaken

• Cauanzin

• Victor

• Melser

• Sh1n

• Boo

• Smoggy

• Johnqt

• Foxy9

• Lmemore

guys why do players not play well?

you can't scan something that doesn't exist buddy, would be like scanning demon1's legacy

mada/zeldris/d3ffo/tacollila/zombs/zander/nismo/aspas all also work

Would not recommend if your mental health isn't currently at peak performance