do you have dementia?

Drone
Kaboose
Mummay
AZK
Rawkus
vice
Relyks
Poach
neptune
Frosty
PureR

Mwzera for sabotaging every tier 1 brazilian team he touches

EG 24-2 KRU
LOUD 23-3 Sen
100T 15-9 Lev
MIBR 16-3 G2
BILI 26-0 NRG
ASC 14-12 GMB
FUR 29-3 C9

Marved could be top 5 by the end of the split but im still gonna give him a few games before seriously considering it, would be like putting Supamen because of his kickoff performance

TuyZ>TenZ cause hes more well rounded
TuyZ>Karon cause hes proven it more while performing similarly
and all time Mako clears this list easily but rn i would take Chichoo and mindfreak over him, tho admittedly I haven't watched much of him recently

1. Tuyz
2. Karon
3. TenZ
4. Chichoo
5. Mindfreak
6. Mako
7. boo
8. Shao
9. sScary
10. Riggler
    Idk if this list is dogshit or goated tbh
    Also anyone who whines about TenZ - MF has played twice as much omen as every non controller agent combined

sorry i forgot one option

7. Come to Brazil and replace literally anyone not on LOUD since he clears that whole region

1. Chill on PRX bench, step in if something happens with Jinggg but probably see negative playtime for the year
2. Farm China with RB, maybe help make one of the shittier teams competitive
3. Replace Assuna and become Cryo's Victor
4. Replace sScary in terrorizing T2
5. Spend some time off learning a new role than look for other offers
6. Break Estralla's hand with a crowbar and go to RRQ

MFs stop trying to replace ppl they're currently the most fradualant 0-3 team in franchising history. Everyone on the team is good they just need time to develop. They lost a close match to PRX who placed 3rd at madrid and just beat the 2nd place at madrid, than they got ganked by a DFM that randomly decided to become a great team, when they probably hadn't prepped well for them, than they lost a close match to a reinvigorated DRX. Everyone on the team is proven and they just need to keep working and developing.

losing a map to y0y is winning?

haram

Monyet would farm on any team other than PRX, he was just given an impossible task.

give jinggg 2 weeks and a can of red bull and geng and prx will be flipped prayge

fair enough

tf are yall doing isn't being a pro val player one of the easiest jobs to quarantine in?

"we all had the bubonic plague and haven't practiced for 3 months also our coaches dog died" - every valorant team that loses ever

drop MW
drop Havoc
Add Aspas
Add KiNgg
win americas

Zeta Aspas would break the internet

Aspas would break his monitor on stage and I wouldn't blame him one bit

minus Bleed y0y
plus Bleed Aspas
It will work this time investors trust me please just give me another million dollars

all good bro :)
praise the bald

I got a lil emotional for my bald headed king

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Mazino is fine
Cums performance today was a bad look but I would be curious to see how he would play on a different all NA roster
Tex should get shipped to papua new guinea

calm down buddy

Pancada with ebola clears both those frauds tbh

no such thing as a mid team with aspas on it

talking about two different maps are you gifted?
smartest nrg fan
your special for coping about losing a map just because its close AND your special for calling a series close when 3rd map was 13-3

Who cars how close it was, barely clutching your way to a close ot LOSS than getting shit on in 3rd map 13-3 is sad either way, especially for a supposed super team

with demon1 bot fragging

glad you saw the truth brother, I also tell my mom I barely lost after losing 13-3

just speaking truth, mad he couldn't carry you to madrid?

jawg clears playing with his feet but ok

Semen0 gets hard cleared by anyone on either of these teams on jett unfortunately

Nismo clears your favorite franchised player unfortunately, no disrespect to keznit

who would win
Jinggg - Raze
Zekken - Raze
Jawgemo - Raze
F0rsaken - Raze
NiSMO - Raze
vs
T3xture - Jett
Aspas - Jett
Something - Jett
Zmjjkk - Jett
BuZz - Jett

On Ascent

only 2 assists, not enough of a team player, should replace with someone more willing to work with the team.
Lev Asuna?
Lev Monyet?

Just give iso a viper wall and jett dash and killjoy turret tbh

My mom made me watch Ardiis streams 12 hours a day for 10 years (Im still barely at a conversational level)

He means unless phoenix presses a button when his ult charge finishes he wont get sent back to where he began his ult and will instead just stay wherever he is

RealBoat ⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵

TEC players all did pretty well but yeah he was smurfing especially in that last series. Honestly don't think he gaps the scene much in terms of raw mechanics but his game sense is miles above anyone else it seems.

never mind fuck fut
can't be seen on the same side of history as you

young turkish players try not to fry everyone challenge (impossible)

yetujay clears Magic Johnson STD emporium but ok

Wtf is the coaching staff actually doing, I'm so confused, they are still using last year's comps and setups, at least show innovation of new setups with these default comps, bros are so lazy they don't even attempt to study new maps. Mechanics won't bail you guys anymore because every team can now shoot and they have decent fundamentals. Boaster talking about 'In our current form we would've beaten every team in Madrid" stfu, if this is the level he's talking about then bros are beyond delusional. Bro the meta has changed at least try adapting to it, try gekko, try practicing sunset, do something else rather than being complacent with old stuff.

Lysoar and dollar store Ange1 clear them but ok

F0rsaken
Something
Texture
Zekken
Karon

truly a boaster masterclass 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

EDG maybe but Prx would find a way to toss a map istg