Sh1rpie
Country: Romania
Registered: July 14, 2022
Last post: August 29, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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NA, also more commonly known as "No Arms", is the categorically weakest region in VALORANT. Their arms are so skinny that Benjamin "BlameF" Bremer has had to coach NA players on how to get some fucking biceps. He has reportedly come out and said that if Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov were to fight every single NA pro in VALORANT, that he would win with no issues. As this article below suggests, "No Arms" is not very good at VALORANT:
https://www.vlr.gg/34979/envy-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-gf
This is, of course, because a team with no arms and no biceps went up against the king of muscles, Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov. He would fucking deck you NA tards. Now stop saying that EU is "Enter Airport", because you would be the ones to be sent to the hospital if you ever tried to fuck with us EU chads. 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻💨💨💨

posted about a year ago

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions. NA players cope so hard, but here are the stats:

d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL
nAts >>> Starved
Sheydos >>> Trashies
3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 2 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS

posted about a year ago

I was Indian Globalala Esports fan, I loved ESUKEROSSI but she left and I'm Gambit Esports Fan Now.
My New Name Is Sergey Kadjavoksa (Сергей Каджавокса),
Я из России, моя любимая команда Gambit Esports.
You Can Support Папочка 'Daddy' Sheydos Like Me ,Come Join Us

posted about a year ago

Eram fan indian Globalala Esports, mi-a plăcut ESUKEROSSI, dar ea a plecat și acum sunt fan Gambit Esports.
Noul meu nume este Sergey Kadzhavoksa (Sergey Kadzhavoksa),
Sunt din România, echipa mea preferată este Gambit Esports.
Îl poți susține pe Papa "Papa" Sheydos ca mine, vino alăturați-vă nouă

posted about a year ago

I was Indian Globalala Esports fan, I loved ESUKEROSSI but she left and I'm Gambit Esports Fan Now.
My New Name Is Sergey Kadjavoksa (Сергей Каджавокса),
Я из России, моя любимая команда Gambit Esports.
You Can Support Папочка 'Daddy' Sheydos Like Me ,Come Join Us

posted about a year ago

I was Indian Globalala Esports fan, I loved ESUKEROSSI but she left and I'm Gambit Esports Fan Now.
My New Name Is Sergey Kadjavoksa (Сергей Каджавокса),
Я из России, моя любимая команда Gambit Esports.
You Can Support Папочка 'Daddy' Sheydos Like Me ,Come Join Us

posted about a year ago

😍😍😍

sheydos >>> every other valorant player combined

I was Indian Globalala Esports fan, I loved ESUKEROSSI but she left and I'm Gambit Esports Fan Now.
My New Name Is Sergey Kadjavoksa (Сергей Каджавокса),
Я из России, моя любимая команда Gambit Esports.
You Can Support GMB Like Me ,Come Join Us

posted about a year ago

global esports KEKW

but no fr i would not have a favorite org if the og gambit squad all left the game, it's like watching C9 after the major winning roster disbanded (no hate to bot1le and his cronies)

posted about a year ago

fr, im eating some good kfc atm since we're still in Stockholm

but this trip back is gonna be a killer

posted about a year ago

then whatever org picks up the most OG m3c players (nats, redgar, chronicle and d3ffo if daddy sheydos is retired)

so that'd be Liquid

but at that point valorant esports would not be worth watching since there's no sheydos or LOUD anymore

posted about a year ago

mashallah brother, just make sure she isnt catfish + she lives within an hour or 1.5 hours near you

long distance is trash but pinoy is something id smash - Sun Tzu, the art of discord edating

posted about a year ago

it depends after all the teams get their rosters

if KOI get sheydos then KOI is best org in the universe

whatever org sheydos goes to that org will win all major

posted about a year ago

I was Indian Rewenent Esiports fan, I loved BARAEKISEKIS but she left and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

posted about a year ago

yes

south asia

more like south china LULULULULULUL KEKW MALD INDIA FANS

我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.

posted about a year ago

I was Indian Rewenent Esiports fan, I loved BARAEKISEKIS but she left and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

posted about a year ago

NaVi has a dapper name what do you mean

posted about a year ago

Woke up

watched a video

am at the Romanian embassy in Sweden to renew my passport

overall good day so far ( - the fact that I can't visit my girlfriend today because of the aforementioned travel, 5 hour road trip soon back to Gothenburg)

posted about a year ago

Blue, Kebab rolls and pepsi

posted about a year ago

Ayrin: IGL + smokes
Skrossi: OP
Deryeon/Monyet/Famouz/Life (cant choose): Duelist
Nobody: Initiator
Haodong: Flex

posted about a year ago

LOUD - com a iminente saída do pancada e sacy que tão comentando aí o time enfraquece MUITO, vão virar um time comum
MIBR - se a lineup não tiver EXATAMENTE essas 4 pessoas aí (mwzera, cauanzin, rglm, frz) pode esquecer tb
FURIA - medíocre, nem a adição do mwzera salva esse time, já não ganhavam nada no br imagina lá fora??

Literalmente não sobrou UM time forte e competitivo
O que resta fazer? Torcer pro time que o sacy e pancada forem? Mas não me agrade 3 gringos, não parece a mesma coisa torcer pra um time assim

Vcs não tem noção da gravidade do que ta acontecendo

JÁ ERA!
JÁ ERA O VALORANT BRASILEIRO!
E não foi por falta de aviso, era óbvio que franquia ia acabar com tudo

A nossa ÚNICA salvação seria duas orgs que não tinham lineup serem aceitas no lugar de FURIA e MiBR mas não aconteceu, pq aí seriam obrigados a montar uma base do zero
Agora só nos resta chorar e lamentar

posted about a year ago

If anything riot allowing Russian players on Stockholm servers is worse than this

give them their own moscow server that others from emea cant join in return for russians not being able to play in other servers

they should do this with chinese players as well (i think this would allow them to release val in china as well, so its a bonus)

posted about a year ago

C9, DRX, LEV or FNC

dont listen to the people who r saying chokequid, they're coping

keeping poopcas and not picking up sheydos alongside sayf nats and redgar will be the reason why liquid will never win anything

posted about a year ago

I was Indian Globolal Eshports fan, I loved ESUKEROSSI but she left and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

(GE sucks, we should hope a franchised org picks up EDG if you guys want APAC to be more than just DRX only region)

posted about a year ago

I was American VersionX fan, I loved Katarina but she left with the milk and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

posted about a year ago

eskrossi best walratne player what da fak you saying about my gelobal eshports!!!!111111 you faken beetch!!!1111 gesFighting1 gesFighting1 gesFighting1 gesFighting1 gesFighting1

Seriously though what the fuck, GE are going into OT vs tier 3 no namers
drop half the roster i beg you whoever is running this dogshit team

posted about a year ago

hahahahahahahaha

posted about a year ago

exactly

GE are so shit - eskrossi and lightningtrash

im glad ayrin chased the bag because next year hes gonna see how shit ge are and is gonna go back to NA with a bag full of money in his hands

posted about a year ago

eskrossi best walratne player what da fak you saying about my gelobal eshports!!!!111111 you faken beetch!!!1111 gesFighting1 gesFighting1 gesFighting1 gesFighting1 gesFighting1

posted about a year ago

ok but point still stands
2 TR teams while 0 german teams is wasteful af considering that emea league is being hosted in berlin next year

posted about a year ago

ok but point still stands
2 TR teams while 0 german teams is wasteful af considering that emea league is being hosted in berlin next year

posted about a year ago

i believe in emea valorant

call over regali and lauNX from csgo and add 3 good players and u have good team copium

posted about a year ago

my only gripe with the actual leagues in and of itself is that they haven't revealed the prizepool, the format and that they didnt choose to host emea league in bucharest :copium:

posted about a year ago

yeah, the lesser popular turkish team goes back to ascension so that bbl can pull all the turkish viewers without wasting a slot (which i think they can do) and they put big in

turkish val has already had a lot of development with stars like qw1 and cNed in the scene unlike german valorant, german val only has teams qualifying to challengers and frankfurt servers for representation (+ why would you not add german orgs if ur gonna host emea league in berlin anyway?!?!)

posted about a year ago

Rogue is an english speaking org + they have a romanian player on their LoL team

I can only see this as an absolute win

posted about a year ago

Turkish viewership has always been cNed & FUT anyway, BBL should've gotten excluded if anything

but ye 2 turkey and 0 germany is fucked, divide turkey viewership + spit on dach viewership, weird decisionmaking by riot on that one

posted about a year ago

ibai is popular among spaniards apparently

KOI is also owned by like pique or something damn how did i not know about them before this oh right their social media department is dogshit and they're spanish only L

posted about a year ago

XNFRI GETTING PICKED UP LFG?

posted about a year ago

I had no idea about who ibai was until now, but dang is the guy famous as shit

also yeah, orgs like big fokus and angry titans deserved a spot, at least 1 of them did

posted about a year ago

with how well LoL does in china, riot being owned by Tencent (chinese lap dog company) and connections i think that they're getting the voice chat system tweaked to the CCP's liking and setting up server infrastructure, no way riot and china havent been in talks to open val in china already

posted about a year ago

Zeek (maybe other than t0nz and d3ff0) had possibly the worst falloff in valorant history after champs, he's a risky investment for suree

posted about a year ago

Sounds a lot like RRQ to me

posted about a year ago

i wonder if EDG and the like, like FPX zhuque, KONE & weibo will be in ascension, im excited to see chinese valorant back on the map ngl

posted about a year ago

ok if no more russia wars start in 4 years we will get gambit and zeek back in valorant

finally something possible

posted about a year ago

I mean they could've dropped their eu roster and applied into apac then? I feel like the EDG roster under FPX banner would be nice but then again chinese val isnt big cause it isnt even out in the mainland yet

posted about a year ago

ok nvm koi merged with rogue, no way they werent gonna get in

posted about a year ago

FPX? Did they not get in because of the half russian roster or because of low clout? afaik they're pretty big in LoL

posted about a year ago

gg, man the war fucked everything (gambit's era, ACEND's era, FPX chances in m1, boombl4's career, even the franchise league)

posted about a year ago

ah, fair

tbf secret never fielded a val roster so that was probably a bad example. G2? Again, massive viewership, clout and money. and again, responsible TO's haven't had any problems with letting G2 play despite the carlos stuff (which ig doesnt matter anymore, but it did matter at the time)

or maybe HEROIC? Astralis? Many ppl had them pegged to get in. big clout in other games, could ez pull in tens of k's of viewership, and afaik big pockets

posted about a year ago

What about some like Team Spirit or something? Big CS organizers like BLAST & EPL had no problem with letting CIS teams play?

posted about a year ago
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