NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 2 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

EMEA LAN WINS: Masters 3 Berlin, VALORANT Champions 2021 Berlin, Masters 2 Copenhagen
NA LAN WINS: Masters 2 Iceland (doesnt count every team back then sucked major penis + Prime SEN would get raped by prime gambit), Masters 1 Iceland (fluke tournament, FPX was missing, FNATIC was playing with 2 subs and Team B0tquid shouldn't have even been playing)

LOL NA HAS 2 FLUKE TOURNAMENT WINS WHATS NA EXCUSE FOR EU WINNING 3 MAJORS?

COPE HARDER NA MINOR REGION LUL BRARADIANT ASSPAS SOLOS LAY + LRYO

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 2 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

EMEA LAN WINS: Masters 3 Berlin, VALORANT Champions 2021 Berlin, Masters 2 Copenhagen
NA LAN WINS: Masters 2 Iceland (doesnt count every team back then sucked major penis + Prime SEN would get raped by prime gambit), Masters 1 Iceland (fluke tournament, FPX was missing, FNATIC was playing with 2 subs and Team B0tquid shouldn't have even been playing)

LOL NA HAS 2 FLUKE TOURNAMENT WINS WHATS NA EXCUSE FOR EU WINNING 3 MAJORS?

COPE HARDER NA MINOR REGION LUL BRARADIANT ASSPAS SOLOS LAY + LRYO

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 2 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

EMEA LAN WINS: Masters 3 Berlin, VALORANT Champions 2021 Berlin, Masters 2 Copenhagen
NA LAN WINS: Masters 2 Iceland (doesnt count every team back then sucked major penis + Prime SEN would get raped by prime gambit), Masters 1 Iceland

COPE HARDER NA MINOR REGION LUL BRARADIANT ASSPAS SOLOS LAY + LRYO

EMEA FLUKE WIN???

3/4 SEMIFINAL IS EMEA IN 2021 LUUUUL "FLUKE WIN" MY ASS COPE HARDER NA BURGER KINGS

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 3 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

BRONZIL HAS LEVELED UP FROM BRONZIL TO BRADIANT (Brazil + Radiant)
SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MASHALLAH MY BROTHERS
NA BURGER KINGS CRY HARDER LUUUUUUUUL 0 CHAMPIONS CONGRATS BRADIANT ON UR W

GL IN NEXT 30 TEAM EVENT IN BRAZIL I HOPE U WIN AGAIN (UNLESS OG 5 OF M3C GET SIGNED BY HEROIC) <3

NA whenever EU team gets elimmed:
lul fraudnatic xD shitty region Exit Match Enter Airport luuuul

NA whenever EU talks back:
waaaaaaaah FlOpTic still most consistent we have yay lalalalalalalalaal

how are u defending these clowns my guy

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 3 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 3 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

HEROIC will pick up M3C and teach NA burger king a lesson + DRX is KR not NA LUL NA GEOGRAPHY + Racist + You're overweight + wheres ur champions trophy

EU: 3 masters 1 Champions
NA: 2 masters 0 Champions

LUUUUUUUUUUUUL

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 3 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 3 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions L region + cope + d3ff0 >>> Le diaboL + nAts >>> Starved + Sheydos >>> Trashies 3-0 At MASTERS 3 LUUUL EU 3 MASTERS 1 VCT CHAMPIONS NA 2 MASTERS 0 VCT CHAMPIONS L REGION

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU while only having won 2 Majors L

YOOO SOMEBODY REPOSTED MY COPY PASTA

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU while only having won 2 Majors in the entire world to EU's 4

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU while only having won 2 Majors in the entire world to EU's 4

NA, also commonly abbreviated to "No Activity" is the world-leading VALORANT region in the world at being overweight. It is said that the common man from NA is so obese that his waistline can be seen from up to 1500 miles away. Their legacy of being carried by Le "yay" DiaboL will remain a stain on the NA region for some time to come. This is why they can't WIN VS GAMBIT LUL CHRONICLE OWNS UR REGION LIL BRO

b0tsaken and friends talking LUL

Father Sheydos solos your entire region lil bro

• no masters victories + ur best team is one trick pony + DRX owns ur entire region

NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked" at trash talking other regions while only having won 2 events in the entire world

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HOW MANY CHAMPIONS VICTORIES DOES NA HAVE NOW HUH BURGER KINGS? NA BEST IN THE WORLD LUUUUL LOST TO WRAZIL

NA BURGER KING LOST TO LOUD NICE CHAMPIONS VICTORY

FLOPSET AND 100Trashies <<<< TEAM B0TQUID & COOM ESPORTS WALLAHIIIIIIII

EU CHAMPIONS VICTORIES: 1
WRAZIL CHAMPIONS VICTORIES: 1
NA CHAMPIONS VICTORIES: 0

LUUUUUL EMEA STILL BEST REGION IN THE WORLD MOST MASTERS VICTORIES IN ALL OF VALORANT

I PREDICTED IT INSHALLAHHH

yo wtf i wasnt completely wrong

Yeah, that's actually fair, lol. I just wanna see some more viper gameplay. Phoenix just doesn't hit the same "WTF" energy anymore after TL mained Phoenix on 2 maps

Chronicle (fight me EMEA frogs)

Simply put: Shock value. OpTic will definitely be terrified of LOUD's haven, so in a bid to get a leg up over them, they'll pick an agent that LOUD has never played against before on this map. You saw how great it worked out for FPX until their attack side. 9-3 vs DRX on Haven, which is also one of DRX's best maps.

No like, as in stand a chance against LOUD on Attack with the Viper comp compared to FPX.

This could work but 3/5 players are m3c players and the rules said only 2 from each team

Russia has 0 good AWPers outside of d3ffo (unless you wanna name Chronicle but then russia superteam has no Duelist unless you wanna name Shitp0)

he may have fell off a bit in 2022 but lets not forget how cracked the dude was in '21

d3ffo + nAts = Free Agent
Shao = FPX
Chronicle & Sheydos = M3C

3/5 players smokes players? nono

• Falltw L

• Redgar L

• d3ffo W

• Sheydos W

nAts (Smokes)
Chronicle (Duelist)
Shao (Initiator
Sheydos (Flex/IGL)
d3ffo (Chamber/OP)

I mean that works too, but then again I'm VERY worried for LOUD when it comes to OPTC's fracture

Welp it wont matter which one is banned and which one is played because LOUD's superior maps of Icebox, Ascent, Breeze and Haven >>> OPTC's superior maps of Pearl, Bind & Fracture

They kinda did tho ngl

https://www.vlr.gg/130684/loud-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-2022-ubf

https://www.vlr.gg/85529/loud-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-tour-stage-1-masters-reykjav-k-ubf

kiles fan is more stuck in the past than I am, kiles fell of way harder than Sheydos hes the weird EMEA frog not me guys I swear

My guy you're literally weird, LOUD & OPTC have each secured 2 grand finals appearances in Majors this year. ACEND had 1, Gambit had 2. By no means are Floptic Yayming (I do like that name though, will defo use it sometime to clown on OPTC fans who think they'll win vs LOUD with a much deeper map pool than before + both bans) and LOUD fluke teams. The only fluke teams in Champions were China number #1, COOM Esports, b0tsaken and friends, xerxhsitia, fraudnatic and fraudquid (especially team b0tquid because they took away the chance for father Sheydos to come to Champs where he would've dropped 60 as Sage whenever he played it)

FPX on attack is a far cry from OPTC on attack, I would bet that they'd think they'd stand a chance with the Viper comp. Though tbf they're probably not gonna switch out 3 agents from the pool just to use a comp that's lost once already. Unless Chet smokes some Ket or something, I dunno

8 NA spots? Honestly I can't see FURIA & LEV not making it at the expensive of V1 and XSET. XSET & V1 have no content branch to speak of at all and they have no meaningful connections with RIOT outside of VALORANT (aka being in the LoL partnership circuit).

I know their default comps, I just expect both teams to switch up their comps a bit in a bid to try and get a leg up on the other, Aspas on Neon never crossed my mind until now.

Trust me bro they will definitely pull out the viper comp FPX pulled out vs DRX, both suy & their defensive protocols around that viper util were insane + LOUD have (afaik) never faced a Viper on Haven internationally before & they usually run Raze KAYO and Sova on Haven (unless they wanna troll and pick Phoenix in the GF's as well

If LOUD don't ban Fracture I will be absolutely horrified, their weaknesses vs OPTC in map pool are Fracture and Pearl right now since their Bind seems to have improved a LOT since they last played it vs OPTC in the grand finals

Honestly, I completely missed Icebox, lol. Though, LOUD have only won on Icebox vs OPTC when Less has dropped 30+ as Viper, I think that LOUD would definitely prefer to play on Ascent first rather than Icebox since vs OPTC Icebox is much closer than Ascent. But Icebox would probably get LOUD's 3rd pick, if I'd have to guess.

LOUD ban Pearl, LOUD ban Fracture

LOUD picks Ascent, OPTC elect to start on CT side
Comps:
LOUD:
Aspas - Jett
Less - Killjoy/Chamber (not sure)
Sacy - Fade
Saadhak - KAY/O
pAncada - Omen

OPTC:
yay - Jett
FNS - Killjoy
Marved - Astra
Victor - KAY/O
Crashies - Sova

Score: 13-7 LOUD

OPTC picks Bind, LOUD elect to start on T side
Comps:

LOUD:
Aspas - Raze
Less - Viper
Saadhak - Skye
Sacy - Fade
pAncada - Brimstone

OPTC:
yay - Chamber
Marved - Astra
FNS - Viper
Crashies - Skye
Victor - Raze

Score: 18-16 OPTC

LOUD picks Haven, OPTC elect to start on T side
Comps:

LOUD:
Aspas - Raze
Less - Chamber
Saadhak - KAY/O
Sacy - Fade
pAncada - Astra

OPTC:
yay - Chamber
Marved - KAY/O
FNS - Viper
Crashies - Sova
Victor - Raze

Score: LOUD 13-8

OPTC picks Breeze, LOUD elect to start on T side
Comps:

LOUD:
Aspas - Neon
Less - Cypher
Saadhak - KAY/O
Sacy - Sova
pAncada - Viper

OPTC:
yay - Chamber
Marved - KAY/O
FNS - Viper
Crashies - Sova
Victor - Jett

Score: 13-4 LOUD

Final score: 3-1 LOUD

Player with the best stats in the match: yay

Sheydos solos your entire region lil bro

OpTic bug abusers lulllllllllllllllllllllll XDDDDDDDDDDDD BURGER KING BABYSASUKE BETRAYED BURGER KINGS OPTIC XDDDD

south asia is literally india pakistan bangladesh and (maybe idk?) Burma

Sarmale

Riot doesnt want big D followed by icey & friends in partners im sorry
also
SKROSSI BEST VALORANT PLAYER INSHALLAHHHH GLOBAL ESPORTS > THE GLOBAL ESPORTS SCENE

SkRossi best valorant player? When will SkRossi get a good team LFT SkRossi

stASS fried chicken joint LOL KR BOZO MENTALITY U GUYS MIGHT AS WELL JUST FF GG NT
DRX MENTALITY BREAKDANCE REST IN PISS YOU DONT BE MISSED ALFAJER + TURKEY SOLOS STASS FRIED CHICKEN JOINT & FRIENDS TOO EASY BOTNATIC GUARANTEED TO FINISH TOP 4 BISMILAHHHHHHHHHH FPX INSHALLAH WIN

Everyone from iceland is optics bitch we need gambit back in champions to teach Le DiabLo a lesson

ngl faker would probably go into OT vs father sheydos and his capos cant lie but father sheydos > faker with extreme difficulty

GG NT EVEN FRAUDNATIC COULD BEAT DRX WHEN THEY GET MENTALITY BREAKDANCE DEBUFF BALD BUFF SACY AND SHITPAS CLOSING OUT THE GAME HOW BRO THIS IS THE BEST IN KR? WHERE IS FAKER?

Okay, guys. I have an explanation as to why EMEA are now dogshit tier (FPX will make lower bracket run copium).

So last Champions we had 3/4 EMEA representatives in semis (Gambit, ACEND, Liquid) with KRU rounding out the fourth spot. Why has EMEA gone from all coming through to the semifinals to all LB and would've been eliminated if the format was Single-Bracket?

Simple, we didn't have the right teams attending. Chokequid should've never won against M3C. But 60+ping servers for M3C and shit0 subbing in for Jady on map 4 did them dirty. What would've happened if M3C took TL's place in Champions? Again, simple.

Sheydos drops 50 aces as Sage (Sagedos supremacy) vs LEV and PRX to qualify as Seed 1. Then they fight LOUD, who they just wipe the floor with because Vikings would've gotten cooked by Gambit and most of Vikings are now LOUD

Lose to DRX, drop down to lower semis, ok

Come back into grand finals and then Chronicle does something again map 1 and then goAtnAts wins the other maps yay-style on Chamber

Chokesquid <<< Father Sheydos and his capos

All Champions teams <<<< Father Sheydos and his capos

Also btw FPX if they turn up now are not making it past lower finals, EMEA doomed to lose Champions 2022 to OpTic/DRX

OK ANYWAYS NO ONE ASKED BURGER KING NA LUUUUUL M3C SUIIIIIIIII DAVAIIIIII NAHUIIII