where shao
| Country: | Romania |
| Registered: | July 14, 2022 |
| Last post: | August 29, 2023 at 3:49 AM |
| Posts: | 482 |
bbl clears with sh1n being top frag of the server posting 1.4+ rating across a 2-1 series
pog china enters valo for real
COME ON SHEYDOS!!!
kone still has it, gj luok1ng rip knight pro game streak
my sens is a little lower, .675 on 800
three days grace - i hate everything about you
imase - night dancer
yoh kamiya - yellow
disturbed - stricken
disturbed - inside the fire
skillet - saviors of the world
linkin park - somewhere i belong
linkin park - breaking the habit
steve lacey - bad habit
kali uchis - moonlight
STATS
sh1rpie https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/Sh1rpie%23NBH/overview
ch0p https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/FFG%20chip%23FFG/overview
Botsytred https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/FFG%20Resytred%235476/overview
DEATHMATCH STATS
sh1rpie - 690% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
ch0p - stats not availiable
botsytred - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
sh1rpie - 95% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here
ch0p - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
botsytred - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane sh1rpie is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch VLRCC EMEA.
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is CHAMBER. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with CHAMBER.
Aether? not good with CHAMBER
Ripy? not good with CHAMBER
Resytred? not good with CHAMBER
Chip? not good with CHAMBER
Patuj? not good with CHAMBER
Backoxy? not good with CHAMBER
CalypsoGHC? not good with CHAMBER
Blade? not good with CHAMBER
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf skye and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like resytred and calypso again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined CT he was forced to play a different role because zianoz is already a main CHAMBER... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
So more shitter teams = cooler and better tourney? Only thing that difffers from masters and champs is ppool, skin money and a bigger trophy. All the ebst teams are present at both, they play the same amount of importance in team rankings, regional standings and showcasing the best valorant has to offer. This is like saying ESL Pro League is on par with IEM Cologne or Katowice because it has more teams. Its stupid.
lmfao prx jinggg simp
Bro snuck in yay and aspas despite their overall statistics being low
WHAT AN INSANE PLAY FROM ENZO ICE COLD DOING WHAT BOASTER COULDN’T, STICKING THE DEFUSE
Derke
MaKo
Chronicle
Leo
Shao
NA CLASSICAL THROW
NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EU, commonly known as "Effortlessly Undefeated" WHILE ALMOST LOSING TO NUMBER 15 TEAM IN EMEA FOOT ESPORTS
EMEA LAN WINS: Masters 3 Berlin, VALORANT Champions 2021 Berlin, Masters 2 Copenhagen
NA LAN WINS: Masters 2 Iceland (doesnt count every team back then sucked major penis + Prime SEN would get raped by prime gambit), Masters 1 Iceland, NA SUPERTEAM ALMOST LOSING TO A GUY NAMED MRFALLING
NA, also more commonly known as "No Arms", is the categorically weakest region in VALORANT. Their arms are so skinny that Benjamin "BlameF" Bremer has had to coach NA players on how to get some fucking biceps. He has reportedly come out and said that if Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov were to fight every single NA pro in VALORANT, that he would win with no issues. As this article below suggests, "No Arms" is not very good at VALORANT:
https://www.vlr.gg/34979/envy-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-gf
This is, of course, because a team with no arms and no biceps went up against the king of muscles, Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov. He would fucking deck you NA tards. Now stop saying that EU is "Enter Airport", because you would be the ones to be sent to the hospital if you ever tried to fuck with us EU chads. 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻💨💨💨
Honestly ppl overrate aspas a bit too much, meteor slept on as well
WP to GenG and wp to cauanzin and saadhack for big carry
Said by the guy who still believes that shitZAM and LULper can play the game at a professional level
Sagedos 1v5s the entirety of JiTu IshPort
KOI in C tier wtf is this clown rankings
C9 have shown to be pretty ass ngl i dont trust them in S tier, same with sentineLs
TL and FNC i agree, they’re both better than navi because angeL and ZyPAN fried chicken are just worse all rounders/support/entry than redgar + soulcas and boaster + Leo.
The teams in A and B are a complete mess as well, why is anyone like giants and vita above KOI? Fit1inyomom is t2 noob even more than woLfen while having worse supporting cast and for vita i say that SLender and twisted are a little underwhelming compared to god emperor slayer of virgins and winner of trophies daddy Bogdan ‘Sheydos’ Naumov and trexx
DRX sweeps everyone tho so idk why they’re on the same ranking as clown9 and 100LOSERS
4/10 rankings meh whatevs
Daddy Bogdan ‘Sheydos’ Naumov will shit all over shitdiss, shitNS, Shit0m, Trashies and Licktor and remind them why they lost masters 3
Trashicle and Nyaa~ts not needed because Sheydos has come to play. Shitxo and Shitfen not needed.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1nTdgOtsHecPppDmssSAdA - Yousei Teikoku - DISORDER
https://open.spotify.com/track/1iPxhxSuUALR8afgstRhTQ?si=39eefc7819984f2e Abyss - Asriel
A little branch of my main jams (rock, leaning a lot into metal/nu metal)
What do you guys think? What would you rate each of the songs?
Frfr twitter grindset
NA teams:
lol who irrelevant region all i know is that ladysasuke and nutab1e didnt make it to regional finals
eu teams:
like wtf am i supposed to say?
best team is vipermommy, patuj or resytred
apac teams:
global esports
lmao
navi with like 1 week of prac
and fnatic with mistic instead of goaticle
keep coping na frog ur #1 superteam got diffed by fokhus
title
me personally, i like red bull overall the best since they have multiple good flavors and i feel actually more awake when i drink it but bang energy & monster have some smackin' and packin' flavors like rainbow unicorn, lewis hamilton and mango loco
Fit1nyomom
common org L
i dont think they produced any in Amerika, thats why
but u can still buy it online if u wanna try it, its insanely good if u like the flavor of red bull but think its too many chemicals or too bitter
you can order it online (but luckily for me my convenience store has a fuckton of it in the energy drinks freezer)
Since you guys on VLR are like 12 and probably cant buy any energy drinks, I'll give you a good monster guide
Assault: It does not take like coke at all here in Sweden. It's like, a ginger monster but it has a darker flavor than what you'd expect
Lewis Hamilton Monster: Sweeter redbull with a better taste in the front and a good aftertaste. I recommend this one, as well as Pipeline Punch & Mango Loco. Stay away from Ultra Zero or whatever its called. Original is meh as well. (If you like the sweetness go for it, if you dont like ultra sweet stuff then you should probably not drink it)
Disclaimer: I've heard Ultra Paradise tastes okay, but honestly stick with the 3 i mentioned before, they're guaranteed to be insanely good
redbull still solos
KOI - almighty Bogdan "Sagedos" Naumov and Trexx, how can you not cheer for this team??
DR Ekis Ekis Ekis - BuZz, Stax & their strats
ZETA - ffs man I wanna see anime country take home a trophy
TL - my boys redgar and ayaz "nyats" akhmetsin are there
FNC - Chronicle and Derke bromance
honourable mentions: choke9 and chokeinels
i just reposted a lot of my old copypastas from when I was trolling NA frogs after Copenhagen
it isnt that deep man
why so quiet?
why NA frogs cry so free? dont cry about coach when up 2-0 but when sonder becomes a bot you guys start crying about coach debuff XD
xdd na so free, always excuses when lose xdd when sentineLs lose berlin NA frogs go "save strats" xdd
cope harder, EU always wins LAN when we dont decide to throw so NA frogs keep watching
first reverse sweep at an international LAN btw
As a Romanian it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free.
I was American SR fan, I loved FLOWERFUL but she left and I'm G2G Fan Now.
My New Name Is Fredrich Schumacher.
我来自EU，我最喜欢的球队是 G2 Gozen.
You Can Support G2 Like Me ,Come Join Us
NA, also more commonly known as "No Achievements" is the categorically worst Region at VALORANT. They are so bad that "Br0nzil, Region owned by TenzedZombie", beat them in the grand finals. No Achievements is the world-leading VALORANT region at speedrunning 0 VALORANT Champions victories in the world, marginally beating out APAC, more commonly known as "Arrive at Airport and Achievements Cucked". They are commonly the best Region in the world at trash talking EMEA, commonly known as "Every Masters Every Achievement" while only having won 2 Masters and 0 VCT Champions and 0 VCT GC Champions. NA players cope so hard, but here are the stats:
Sonder: botfrag
Flowerful: hard carry
KP: has played in VCT but even she couldn't carry NA, neither could Bob (but shes obvs very good when she isnt a fraud)
beNIta: judge OTP
who even is their 5th?
C9W: lul who bob jizzyk1ns and LeL carry so hard
AND LOST KEKW
NA, also commonly abbreviated to "No Activity" is the world-leading VALORANT region in the world at being overweight. It is said that the common man from NA is so obese that his waistline can be seen from up to 1500 miles away. Their legacy of being carried by The "yay" Diablo will remain a stain on the NA region for some time to come. This is why they can't WIN VS EU LUL JULIANO OWNS UR REGION LIL BRO
nAts has a hot clone?
mash'allah to Glance's parents
90% of the same he's saying the truth that most bluepilled people just refuse to accept or think about at all. (Like the fact that the man is meant to be the breadwinner, he is supposed to provide and protect his wife and kids and in return his wife should also be a traditional woman, not some 'career' and 'independent girl boss' person.)
10% of the time, with like the 50 wives thing, he's being retarded.
90% fax, 10% drunk uncle
BR is free now
saadHACK and Mazino cant carry this region that hard lil bro
"eurotrash" xdd
https://www.vlr.gg/34979/envy-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-gf xdd
https://www.vlr.gg/51274/team-liquid-vs-sentinels-valorant-champions-winners-b xdd
https://www.vlr.gg/51291/team-liquid-vs-cloud9-valorant-champions-qf xdd
says eurotrash while we own ur region xdd
wait for 2023 when nAts and cNed come back to teach you who the best awper and controller is
Larved, lAncada, TrashKo <<<< goat nAts
trashies, victor, BcJ, Leaf <<< Sheydos, Leo, Chronicle, Poopcas, Redgar
lAy, lrYo, Dicey, BuZz, zmjjKK, Laz << cNed, Sayf, Jamppi
champions he says XD
champs 2021
0 NA in semis, 1 in Quarters
4 EMEA in quarters and 3 in semis
xdd
NA 0 Champions 1 major and 2 other finals appearances (reykjavik doesnt count since the game back then was fresh, its like saying 2013 NIP/FNC are better than prime NaVi or Prime Astralis)
EMEA 1 Champions 2 Major (0 other appearances in GF that werent Reykjavik because we didn't choke our grand finals LULNA)
NA are chokers, EMEA are winners
TenZ Yay (for VCT) and Bob (GC) cant carry your region to wins next year fam, time to pack your bags and become a DRX or EMEA fan.
💀
aint no way this guy is absolutely sigma
wooo yeah baby that’s what i’ve been waiting for thats what it’s all about woohoo (We win yet again)
PS: VLR Devs you frauds add the VLR Community Cup as an official tournament
As an Asian it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so free.
Festival AYAYA
Glance AYAYA
Daiki FalleN bromance AYAYA
Is lmemore not a starter on argh argh que?
MLBB org yet again fumbling the bag
common argh argh que L
x10s owns these frauds
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