Don't celebrate too early
| Country: | Romania |
| Registered: | November 16, 2022 |
| Last post: | May 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM |
| Posts: | 1789 |
VALORANT Champions Oradea or VALORANT Champions Timisoara PLS
-cnoob -shitppan -DementiaGE1 +Jemkin +Kr1stal +Sheydos
Maybe rolve cb but cbr and cbre were def more tap heavy
In the midst of my amusement on the waterslide, a colossal shadow engulfed the entire pool, casting a momentary pall over my joy. My gaze ascended, revealing the imposing figure of Ardiis, who descended upon me with purpose. His entry into the pool, a grand leap, generated a formidable wave that rendered me unconscious.
Upon regaining my senses, I found myself ensnared within the confines of a frigid, squalid chamber. There, Ardiis stood, broadcasting his exploits in the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch, engaging his audience with a remarkable verbosity, uttering the word "bro" an astonishing 254 times in a mere three sentences. Bewildered, and driven by hunger, I discovered my restraints were crafted from chocolate. I hastened to liberate myself, all the while remaining inconspicuous, presuming I was confined to what I assumed was his maternal abode.
My explorations yielded an exit, whereupon I encountered a furious throng of Brazilians brandishing blowtorches and pitchforks, their chants decrying Ardiis as a racist and a failure. Unperturbed, I sought swift departure. Yet, as I approached the threshold, Ardiis, with his immense hand, restrained me, whispering in my ear with a mellifluous tone, "You're not going anywhere, pumpkin pie," and, "Daddy's going to resolve this swiftly."
Stepping outside, he performed a flamboyant aerial maneuver, conjuring five knives around him, dispatching the Brazilian crowd with a frightening ease. Terrified, I resigned myself to fate. Ardiis approached, each step resonating like a drumbeat. Upon reaching me, he settled down, stating that I had grown cold, necessitating his warmth. After some time, he ushered me back into the malodorous basement, disrobing in the process. He proceeded to inspect me, licking my ear, only to be suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He released me, acknowledging his grievous mistake — all along, he had mistaken me for a chocolate egg, his profound disappointment etched upon his face.
In the midst of my amusement on the waterslide, a colossal shadow engulfed the entire pool, casting a momentary pall over my joy. My gaze ascended, revealing the imposing figure of Ardiis, who descended upon me with purpose. His entry into the pool, a grand leap, generated a formidable wave that rendered me unconscious.
Upon regaining my senses, I found myself ensnared within the confines of a frigid, squalid chamber. There, Ardiis stood, broadcasting his exploits in the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch, engaging his audience with a remarkable verbosity, uttering the word "bro" an astonishing 254 times in a mere three sentences. Bewildered, and driven by hunger, I discovered my restraints were crafted from chocolate. I hastened to liberate myself, all the while remaining inconspicuous, presuming I was confined to what I assumed was his maternal abode.
My explorations yielded an exit, whereupon I encountered a furious throng of Brazilians brandishing blowtorches and pitchforks, their chants decrying Ardiis as a racist and a failure. Unperturbed, I sought swift departure. Yet, as I approached the threshold, Ardiis, with his immense hand, restrained me, whispering in my ear with a mellifluous tone, "You're not going anywhere, pumpkin pie," and, "Daddy's going to resolve this swiftly."
Stepping outside, he performed a flamboyant aerial maneuver, conjuring five knives around him, dispatching the Brazilian crowd with a frightening ease. Terrified, I resigned myself to fate. Ardiis approached, each step resonating like a drumbeat. Upon reaching me, he settled down, stating that I had grown cold, necessitating his warmth. After some time, he ushered me back into the malodorous basement, disrobing in the process. He proceeded to inspect me, licking my ear, only to be suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He released me, acknowledging his grievous mistake — all along, he had mistaken me for a chocolate egg, his profound disappointment etched upon his face.
have whzy on my team and force him to play split and bind for maximum judge efficiency
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You won’t regret it rgx blade costs too much to regret
Yes keenc is nb from what i recall
Start permalocking reyna if you frag on flash agents
EG without trans meta buff will get eliminated 26-0 by v1, just watch.
put the top5 best gc players on the same team and they'll still lose to RRQ and ZETA. No debating it. GC is far behind vct, and probably even t2 scenes as well. They don't deserve jack shit in vct not a single gc player does 🤣
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Domestic abuse.
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Alfajer overrated
Follow this routine if u want Botssi (itsover on vlr) aim💯💯💯
2:00 am Wake up
3:28 am Lis10 to nAts masturbation vods
4:13 am kovaaks train while listening to suygetsu sex replays
7:08 am scream at local spanish retard boy for peeking B elbow on Breeze for the reason “why not bro”
11:43 am Attempt to ragequit life
12:83 am Fail to ragequit life because you have no more boolets
1:99 pm Experience a period of weakness from not orgasming to nAts clips from masters berlin
4:59 pm memorise every single time lukashenko refused an application for belarusian citizenship from people with jewish descent
5:01 pm Pay his somali wife’s cousins bribes to not attack him
6:02 pm Inconspicuously scream at a fat Swedish man and a nerdy austrian teenager for “rigging his vcc team”
8:25 pm pretend to go to sleep but instead masturbate to ancient belarusian history
1:59 am finish daily semen quota for SUYGETSU’s (non-consensually) wife before smoking a cigarette and playing a game of valorant right after
Falcons and BetBoom also have insane cash. They could get these 5 (-Chronichel cause he isnt leaving fnc) easily.
Why would you replace keenc whos the 2nd best player in na gc behind flor
viper ulti clears all mice you listed
Close threeway between Chamber meta, triple init meta and double duelist meta. All fun metas unlike double shitroller dogshit micky mouse spam smokes NAtard meta.
The best gc female team vs the best emea coed gc team, interesting matchup.
after the new update my sound is DYING every time i shoot i hear it 500 times... anytone else got this from the latest and greatest shit games update?
t2 are the teams that dont qual to intercontinental events you donkey
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