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NA, also more commonly known as "No Arms", is the categorically weakest region in VALORANT. Their arms are so skinny that Benjamin "BlameF" Bremer has had to coach NA players on how to get some fucking biceps. He has reportedly come out and said that if Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov were to fight every single NA pro in VALORANT, that he would win with no issues. As this article below suggests, "No Arms" is not very good at VALORANT:
https://www.vlr.gg/34979/envy-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-gf
This is, of course, because a team with no arms and no biceps went up against the king of muscles, Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov. He would fucking deck you NA tards. Now stop saying that EU is "Enter Airport", because you would be the ones to be sent to the hospital if you ever tried to fuck with us EU chads. 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻💨💨💨

As a fellow NA fan, I truly cannot disagree. We are finished. EU clears us so hard its not even funny. We need yay. We need tenZ. These NA frauds suck.

Airlift more of my copypastas gang

Shut the FUCK up.

We need to fund the crymericas coping initiative. Any funds or copypastas would be appreciated. Millions of fraudmericas fans are coping in the streets rn. This needs to be fixed!

Shitmericas cope in the comments ^^

Why am I surprised that Limexx is posting all the shit takes nowadays

I’m Sheydos’ #1 fan

Keep on rambling 🤣🤣🤣👎👎👎❗️❗️❗️

3-1 FNC, they mauled drx and even made dorka look good.

Surely C9 don’t lose to the two best players itw playing with dorka fuckshiswifeinsteadofwinningtrophies Chronicle and toobusywithyinsubussy boaster

Shut the FUCK up.

Keep rambling honestly

As a novice NA fan I can confidently say we are finished. Our best player is a simp CIS import. EU clears us in talent pool.

Diffed how? FNC never lost a series to EG and even then EG only won champs because of unlucky bracketing, if FNC didn’t have to play LOUD first round and got a shit tier team like eg instead they would be mauled and simp1 with his mid OF girl would be dead last in champs playoffs.

Shut the FUCK up.

MxS

This will be a slaughter

Cause KOI management is trolling.

Trexx is good but shitfen is not

Disband KOI

Sheydos clears

y0y was such a lanimal that he lost to fartpiss and shitpas XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD reyjavik FPX would have destroyed y0y in that tourney if they didnt get visa issues, 2nd most fraudulent event after lockin (shitfen and coldemented dragged down father daddy goatdos)

Kamo counter blox aim clears

Trash opinion spotted 🫵

Inamori Asuto from Inazuma Eleven Ares no Tenbin & Orion no Kokuin. He makes the show so much less watchable. It’s like they took Tenma and made everything about him way worse and also dialed up the cringe factor.

Katanagatari
Inazuma Eleven
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HM: Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS, Inazuma Eleven GO: Galaxy, Jujutsu Kaisen, Inazuma Eleven Orion no Kokuin

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176cm
~5'9? idfk this system sucks ass
Romanian genes got me doped up frfr

Yes, search up kamoyes counter blox and you will find him, he used to be one of the greats in that scene.

Fenis?

Big W for kamo, going from counter blox to vct

chamber meta is never returning with how hard he is nerfed still

nataNk

Swedish arabic literacy 115%

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Top waffle of 2023

fraudkuna << gojover

They are NOT beating the fraud allegations today lmaoo

As a fellow NA fan that is a bad opinion

I wasnt saying hes a top8 player I'm saying hes consistently at the top. T0nz Yay lolpiss and nerd1 all fluked and are playing like shit. Aspas 1.03 rated at champs as star (an event that they won XDDDDDDDD), tonz and yay not playing good at all this year and nerd1 abusing jawgemo luck factor and the fact that EG never had to play fnc at champs to snag a trophy. All fluke duelists. Derke? Always at the top of stats. Never has an off tourney even tho he plays with BOASTER for 2 years now

consistency= derke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other duelist mains

Fnatic: is Fnatic, supposed to be top 1
Navi: Shit in 2023 but probably being good in 2024
TL: Apeks with J0mppi and goAts, but without sayf idk if i can trust in this team
Fut: Cned is a W for them, idk what about yetujey, but if they made top 3 in their first tier 1 year, should be expected top 3 again with the upgrades
GIA: they needed an IGL, they got one of the emea's best, all other 4 players are really good, so I think they can make easily top 3
Vit: Looks like they are cooking, idk so much about new players
TH: These kids have future but i dont believe that in this year they can do something
BBL: another turkish team imo
KC: Cooked really good, if works well, top 4-6 team
KOI: 💀(they fumbled so fucking bad but kamo is a nice pickup ig)
M8: idk

look at any global lan and tell me u dont see derke in the top5-8 of stats. if u find any that he wasnt top8 in ill be impressed

Hi pookie

average GC trainwreck drama

The red flag is her having snap at all tbh

For sure bro its not like both sheydos and deffo were playing like ass the entire tournament (2 key players)

Moatz

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mrGoudas
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