but then all of these teams get a fucking seizure while attacking cuz 2/5 of these players are usually not in their usual role, other 2 are tilted cuz their stats are down and the 5th one has a stroke because turns out that saying ''guys I think we need to go B'' isn't the same as calling round in round out and micromanaging

ah yes, the fable as old as time ''guys, one of them was a secondary caller, remember guys, he can igl, it's same shit basically, but look at all the firepower dudes, they are so good now, top 1 for sure''

''verbal agreement ''
funniest shit ever, most of the time doesn't mean anything in sports. Also he can agree to both and then either reject one of the offers, stall both or accept both and start a bidding war

Trash talker who will talk his shit in both languages so that his words aren't lost in translation. Might be my favourite player now, ngl

I mean the funniest trash talk I often see goes untranslated, that just sucks tbh. Like brazilians can go ape shit after a crazy play shout shit like "VAMO CARALHO" mixed with some shit talking and the other dude is like "cool, he said something"

And worst thing is that those are irreversible, them leaving didn't make other teams stronger

Kinda a problem when one of them doesn't understand the other

All good bra

What if one of them joined nrg?

who on sentinels is not overrated then?

D2 crash out, bro casually called me a bitch and is now swiching flairs, SENTARD Alert, I repeat, Sentard alert, please remain at home and do not mention the following words: Tenz, sacy, zekken, bald, thong, 10, sencity, bundle, narrative

did you forget that c9 is one of the only teams who is yet to qualify to an international LAN in franchising era?

what is with you and sentinels and their players? are you secretly sad because NA's team is no more :(

watch me manifest this into reality :)

no fucking way he decided to step away from vct to pursue his education, I hope all goes well for him, so sad to see sentinels collapse in one offseason, hope they stay on their feet
https://x.com/Sentinels/status/1835348319591379004

people said the same about tenz :D

are sentinels even in VCT next year?

but it's wide spread in slavic countries. which is the same reason USA is on the list of other people, it has no food of its own pretty much

maybe the restaurant ones are shit, but homemade version made by your mother or grandma is a goated experience bro

bro hasn't tried vareniki or pelmeni, wtf

I love my slavic food :)

-sees 8 events where the upper bracket won the lower bracket

''it's such a small percentage''
What the fuck even is your point, your counter arguement is ''nuh-uh''. You told me to name 3, I named you 8, then you still say it's a small percentage

bro is just a pug stomper, when it comes to real games they shart themselves so they kinda have to back themselves up in PUGs

https://www.vlr.gg/event/2143/champions-tour-2024-emea-ascension/playoffs
https://www.vlr.gg/event/1653/champions-tour-2023-americas-ascension/playoffs
https://www.vlr.gg/event/2097/valorant-champions-2024
https://www.vlr.gg/event/1999/champions-tour-2024-masters-shanghai
https://www.vlr.gg/event/2096/champions-tour-2024-china-stage-2
https://www.vlr.gg/event/2005/champions-tour-2024-pacific-stage-2
https://www.vlr.gg/event/2094/champions-tour-2024-emea-stage-2
https://www.vlr.gg/event/2004/champions-tour-2024-americas-stage-1
didn't bother finding more, I am sure there are like at least 4-5 other instances in 2024 alone

there are plenty of times the Upper Bracket curse wasn't real bud

it is, obviously. albeit I do wonder what happens if he gets the citizenship of an emea country, what org is he then

https://youtu.be/gAADknvDcjk
''Welcome to NRG, N4rrate''

does it reset if he spends a week like FA and then signs for KC?

that's the date n4rrate signed for Karmine Corp, meaning that on that day he officially becomes non-import, allowing room for both him and sadhaak to feature on the same lineup for KC

2023-12-12 — PresentKarmine Corp
No fucking way SENTINELS AND KRU GOT CUCKED HAHAHHAHHA

''SEN Classic spotted at several shootings all over the USA and Canada''

why the fuck would you sneak in budgetless eg in with 4 orgs who don't need to start a gofundme to sign someone?

fucking foam from the throat, exposed nerve on the forehead, bloodshot eyes, biting lower lip :D

SEN fans about to have a seizure if m80 win ascension and NRG N4rrate happens

''we kicked heat''
''cuz you are getting sadhaak, right?''
insert anakin smirk from star wars 2
''you are getting sadhaak, yes?''

is there any proof on the first two?

save the val society, BabyJ

talent pool is getting reset, I wouldn't say it's ''cooked'' (or so yet), rather it's reloading. CS had the same stint in 2020-2022. The only problem I see is that cs has an open circuit so it's easier for young talent to debut, meanwhile vct is closed.
EDIT: maybe another problem, but it's rather doommaxxing, I wouldn't consider it real. but I feel like most younger aspiring players want to become a pro not to win events but to be popular. and mentality is really important in sports. I personally feel like the reason eastern europe has so many individually strong players in CS and Dota is because players like s1mple or yatoro set the standard of ''grind the game, getter better, win.''

f0rsaken and his indian bros at Austin Major in 2025 https://youtu.be/qojSYcVZ_-U

well he seems to be in love with an open circuit, might as well go to cs

M80 double L to brazil on the same day would be crazy ngl

isn't he a deadlock creator now?

1.ability to watch demos

I am just ready for the best year since 2019, ngl

No worries then, friend, next year features 30+ events

imperial, mibr, pain, 9z m80, liquid, col, we eating good

I am so excited for Shanghai, it's like a month of CS in China, where local teams might get some praccs, NA+SA+Asia+Eu, cream of the crop praccing against each other, and SA,NA, Asia look stronger now

honestly true, it just creates a hierarchy of ''wanna attend events? git gud.''

well that was a major :D

yeah but now saudi public fund bought the name sake and are still going by ewc