He interrupted my fun on the waterslide
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| Registered: | October 8, 2023 |
| Last post: | July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM |
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He interrupted my fun on the waterslide
This is so incredibly amusing ngl. You've mastered comedy, congrats
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
you need time with a professional little brother
i know how to speak london little brother
to everyone making fun of asuna_yuuki, have you ever cosidered for a moment that he might be retarded?
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Zekken overrated
In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."
In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."
you are confused by many things it seems lmao
The players earned it amd thats what matters, when someone talks about navi they're talking about the team not the org yakubian ape
lost us at nrg valorant content
nutabLe fnc has a huge playerbase
where is the better aim bro?? did u see what shiteshow did last round
THAT WAS ASCENDANT 3 GAME????????????????????
magnum >> edg unfortunately
Did he have any previous na experience when he destroyed envy with gmb?
Greatest thing u can do in mongolia is to leave
Tomaszy carried lotus and marteen carried split lmao, so far marteen and magnum have had way more impact than narrate
You forgot to mention tenz and sacy
5 years minimum for stealing my heart 😍
delusional how? sen will kick sacy and possible johnqt if they fail to qualify for madrid lmao and what about johnqt being an inexperienced igl is wrong
unfortunately cned doesnt have neither tenz's cosmic stage presence nor his colossal following so it wouldn't make any sense to follow that scenario
draw tenz's face on every single wall in every single map
i was hoping you would notice bcs its pretty unfair that koi gets grouped meanwhile sen has to play teams like lev g2 and 100t to qualify for playoffs
i could put many more teams like kc fut vitality and giantx but i wanted to keep my message short
johnQQ is also an inexperienced igl and sen cant have good cohesion and teamplay when their roster changes every 3 weeks.
very smart of you, this is like reverse gambling i can tell you are very responsible with your money
which boys? icant imagine sentinels keeping their roster for more than 2 weeks
why would anyone be mad about having to face eg?
why dont you bring up some compelling points and arguments to support your take instead of me having to supress my instincts and my logical thinking to trust a random person on the internet
I see your point but why waste a whole year trying to make a failed roster work (considering that sen will lose to nrg) instead of getting and kicking players (sacy next) consistently every 2 or so months for a whole year to finally have the perfect contender roster that works around tenz?
Nothing of the sort, im confident in my stance and eager to discuss it further if you're interested
If sen cant even beat nrg which consists of players like crashies (last good year was 2022) victor( same as trashies) and MARVED (💀) it means that sen doesnt have what it takes to beat teams like fnc navi heretics koi and geng prx in international competition and that they need to kick sacy (quickfix) and keep tenz for another 3 years to build some more chemistry
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