"in todays standard" average vlr take
| Flag: | Albania |
| Registered: | October 8, 2023 |
| Last post: | July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM |
| Posts: | 1234 |
"in todays standard" average vlr take
keiko is fine lmao
-runner +scream vitality win champs
Since ggbet seems to be a scam, does anyone know any other betting sites for val
Name: Mozzarellas
Server: EU
Gender: MILF (BONUS: Albanian)
Age: 42
Main: sova breach
Rank: asc2
Looking for: whatever happens 😄
Best part is you get to see it many times
Can you stop with this aura shit already, theyre valorant pros not anime characters
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Fut? Heretics? Fnc?
Fut heretics fnc trust
Money in your bank account????? 🥵🥵😍😲
20acs barely a difference plus he was on raze while miniboo played neon and yoru, miniboos performance on lotus was something else, if his teammates played to their standard it should hafve been a quick 2-0 (not coping just saying)
before going into the third map miniboo had 1.59 rating while zekken had .98 lol
U know its a fluke when qraxs goes negative on kayo
Vit fut and kc navi are looking insane, rest are kinda mid tho except maybe if we get alfa on duelist again for the fnc matches
pretty sure alfajer was doing his job when fnc won 2 trophies back2back (11-3)🤣
yet prx/loud combined have less trophies than FNC
read what the guy i replied to said?
also keep in mind he had more adr than him on sage and viper 🤣
americas last year: everyone can win against everyone, its so much better than 1 team region emea
emea this year: everyone can win against everyone, its so boring, cn better
Pretty sure he's lying lmao, not that diamond is a good rank but still
Honestly havent heard anyone over gold-plat complain about lineups
you will be demoted to citizen of taiwan
So if america started the war it would be fraudulent?
Westjett isnt mad tho he has admitted that he is stretching this for views lol, idk why everyone hates on him
a hungry heavy-scrimming na team lost to an eu team on an event that they didnt even practice for cause they were too busy choking on margaritas at the bar on the previous night💀💀
Fnc were literally on a vacation lmao, they hadnt played for at least a month before that game and they stillbeat them
Yet something lost to edg going 6-20
Its been stated multiple times that sayf doesnt want to play duelist
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