Mozzarellas
Country: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: April 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Posts: 722
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Shout out to all my friars

posted 3 hours ago

Im choosing the king, give a man fish vs teach a man how to fish (my family is starving btw)

posted 4 hours ago

i would rather eat shit with fake friends than eat lobsters and steaks with real ones πŸ’―

posted 20 hours ago

imagine getting polvi and not scream lmao

posted 20 hours ago

on the wing

posted 21 hours ago

fut isnt beatable unless theyre playing deadlock

posted 21 hours ago

"in todays standard" average vlr take

posted 21 hours ago

keiko is fine lmao
-runner +scream vitality win champs

posted 21 hours ago

Heretics have 2.0 odds and fut has 2.80 lil bro

posted 1 day ago

Since ggbet seems to be a scam, does anyone know any other betting sites for val

posted 1 day ago
  1. MrGoudas
posted 1 day ago

Name: Mozzarellas
Server: EU
Gender: MILF (BONUS: Albanian)
Age: 42
Main: sova breach
Rank: asc2
Looking for: whatever happens πŸ˜„

posted 1 day ago

Best part is you get to see it many times

posted 4 days ago

Can you stop with this aura shit already, theyre valorant pros not anime characters

posted 4 days ago

actually delusional lmao

posted 5 days ago

fut?

posted 5 days ago

theyre better than kc lol

posted 6 days ago

Heretics fnc or vitality over kc

posted 6 days ago

Welcome to vlr

posted 1 week ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 1 week ago

Fut? Heretics? Fnc?

posted 1 week ago

Fut heretics fnc trust

posted 1 week ago

It doesnt

posted 1 week ago

Prx 0 trophies unfortunately

posted 1 week ago

Money in your bank account????? πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ˜πŸ˜²

posted 1 week ago

The witch across the street

posted 1 week ago

y0y question

posted 1 week ago

20acs barely a difference plus he was on raze while miniboo played neon and yoru, miniboos performance on lotus was something else, if his teammates played to their standard it should hafve been a quick 2-0 (not coping just saying)

posted 1 week ago

before going into the third map miniboo had 1.59 rating while zekken had .98 lol

posted 1 week ago

U know its a fluke when qraxs goes negative on kayo

posted 1 week ago

And fut makes it look easy

posted 1 week ago

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

posted 1 week ago

Vit fut and kc navi are looking insane, rest are kinda mid tho except maybe if we get alfa on duelist again for the fnc matches

posted 1 week ago

Atakaptan and sh1n

posted 1 week ago

fut clears

posted 1 week ago

heretics 13-0 13-0 leshitan

posted 1 week ago

pretty sure alfajer was doing his job when fnc won 2 trophies back2back (11-3)🀣

yet prx/loud combined have less trophies than FNC

posted 1 week ago

read what the guy i replied to said?

posted 1 week ago

also keep in mind he had more adr than him on sage and viper 🀣

posted 1 week ago

americas last year: everyone can win against everyone, its so much better than 1 team region emea
emea this year: everyone can win against everyone, its so boring, cn better

posted 1 week ago

Pretty sure he's lying lmao, not that diamond is a good rank but still

posted 2 weeks ago

Honestly havent heard anyone over gold-plat complain about lineups

posted 2 weeks ago

you will be demoted to citizen of taiwan

posted 2 weeks ago

whats ur rank

posted 2 weeks ago

11k posts

posted 2 weeks ago

Mogged

posted 2 weeks ago

So if america started the war it would be fraudulent?

posted 2 weeks ago

Westjett isnt mad tho he has admitted that he is stretching this for views lol, idk why everyone hates on him

posted 2 weeks ago

a hungry heavy-scrimming na team lost to an eu team on an event that they didnt even practice for cause they were too busy choking on margaritas at the bar on the previous nightπŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 2 weeks ago
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