Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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nrg and lev most overrated teams

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

I made it lil bro

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

I liked fairy tail except for last season, last season was pure dogshit especially acnologia

posted about a year ago

black clover astronomically clears SAO

posted about a year ago

sword art online and brainrot goes hand in hand

posted about a year ago

worst coaches to have

bzkA and BARBARR

posted about a year ago

different coach

posted about a year ago

you could of asked nicely, no need to loose your marbles

posted about a year ago

doombros clears

posted about a year ago

Jakee and his gf are dumbass dogs

posted about a year ago

I already regret uttering his name cause it feeds me with disgust and other negative emotions

posted about a year ago

"Asuna will also dominate emea" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IS THE ASUNA YOU'RE SPEAKING OF IN THE ROON WITH US RN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

should have kept qw1

posted about a year ago

another retarded comment by you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 EG didnt have to play fnc at champs so i guess we can consider that a fluke aswell 🤣🤣🤣🤣
shitmericas fanboys brain...

posted about a year ago

no, you're just retarded

posted about a year ago

everyone was calling him the goat last year and now he's a random tier 2 player🤣🤣 keep rambling dog

posted about a year ago

so being rejected for arguably the best player in shitmericas just makes you a random reject? if aspas was about to sign for nrg and they picked demon1 instead would u call him a reject player?

posted about a year ago

thats why he was about to sign with nrg?

posted about a year ago

cause most of na teams are broke dogshit orgs, loud and nrg already had players and why would narrate go on dogshit teams like 100t or sen instead of going with a reliable coach from the best region

posted about a year ago

"na reject player' as if 8 out of the 10 teams in ur dogshit region wouldnt beg to have him

posted about a year ago

yetujey literally diffed narrate both maps lol

posted about a year ago

😍😍😍😍😍

posted about a year ago

respect qraxs name

posted about a year ago

m8s way too low

posted about a year ago

ok mr yappinator

posted about a year ago

Only way to make this team worse

posted about a year ago

Apac teams cant even win a trophy on an Apac tournament 💀💀💀💀💀

posted about a year ago

Mayor of yapville

posted about a year ago

The planets weren't aligned correctly

posted about a year ago

Pacific in shambles

posted about a year ago

average prx flair jerking off to second place, im sure in 10 years (apac will still be trophyless) your second place in champions 2023 will be remembered!
SUYGETSU AIMS
THE RESET
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

posted about a year ago

fpx would easily win a tourney where ZETA got THIRD PLACE

posted about a year ago

flair + ratio + its over for you...

posted about a year ago

better than fpx sadly

posted about a year ago

boaster + alfajer/scream best brain + best aim

posted about a year ago

glad to see prx fans jerking off to second place again

posted about a year ago

get nats on vitality and he'd be 2nd place

posted about a year ago

not a good decision, should've kept scream nivera shin and get logan and enzo

posted about a year ago

chunkio would lose to an iq test

posted about a year ago

could say the same thing to you

posted about a year ago

Bro fell into depression after those horrible yay performances

posted about a year ago

the thing is you can vote any team for all places at the same time
#2 Fut
#3 Fut
#4 Fut
#5 Fut
etc

posted about a year ago

it works

posted about a year ago

Okobotro 🗿

posted about a year ago

gave you an example, if you stopped thinking about crimes for a second you could have understood what i wrote

posted about a year ago
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