This reminds me of a conversation I had with someone from Wisconsin.

They called be a “Fib”

It stood for “Fucking Illinois bastard”

They were amazed I had never heard of it. They use it all the time when they see our license plates ect.

I told her “That’s crazy…. we don’t have a word for you…. You never even cross our mind.”

That’s how Americans feel about the rest of the world.

50/50 chance

The best part is that this guy probably believes what he is saying 😂

I thought this was a joke.

Then I saw some of the replies.

6/8 because I still don’t know if this is a joke or not.

I do enjoy sonofcar being the new brimstone gaming.

True story.

I was the fried chicken

Aspas
Keznit
Caun / Sacy
Saadhak (switching to smokes)
Less

Just run double duelist on every map and aim diff everyone.

This is the part that’s so crazy.

You think Sen WANT TO PAY him?

I guarantee they are PRAYING someone is willing to take him and pay him the money he is currently making.

The only thing that makes sense is that no one is willing to pay pancada what Sen is and pancada is willing to ride out his contract playing ranked in brazil while making boatloads of money.

5th

Hahahahaha

I looked at the tweets posted and expected something controversial and I saw nothing.

I can’t wait for them to drop pancada and then I will never have to hear about him again.

Holy shit.

Nrg probably BARELY wins despite Oxy Diffing Demon1.

Everyone blames Crashies and Victor for Demon1s poor performance.

Everyone else blames Ethen for demon1’s poor performance.

In before

“It’s all Crashies and victors fault that demon1 sucks this year.”

He must not want to be dropped.

No way Sen would keep paying him to live in Brazil and not play unless he is refusing to let them drop him and they have no offers for his huge contract.

Makes sense when you realize it’s based on last years stats. Yay had a shit year.

The fact that you think those are the best players proves how overrated they are.

She’s like a model…

Much scarier matchup than most people think.

2-1 NRG

Furia wins breeze

let the hate begin

NRG - Demon1
SEN - JohnQT
C9 - Vanity
100T - Bang
G2 - whole team besides leaf
LEV - Tex
Furia - Kon4n
Loud - Cuanz
MIBR - ?
Kru - mta
EG - Supamen

I’m one of those guys who does armor in pistol rounds so I use the classic

Theia was the IGL that beat SR in the Americas finals last year.

Starbound was EGs 2nd best player.

The only one I’m unsure of is l4ce

Sen just beat last years best t2 team and this years top 3 t2 team.

Horribly underrated by trashcan kids who can only remember the last 6 months.

Those guys have more achievements in Valorant than nearly everyone.

Demon1 is probably the most overrated player in the world, but you kids are not ready for that conversation.

Put them in any other region and they qualify for every international event.

Kingg is not a sniper. He is a good fragging IGL

Black dude Asian girl is the perfect woke combo for riot and Valorant

Big dongs

And then failing to make the finals of the most important tournament of the year.

But keep clutching desperately to warm up tournament victories.

The season needs to start asap.

A person can only take 20 of the same boring threads

I think it’s between Apeks and KPI

Apeks has insane talent and a veteran influence, if they pull it together I can see them peaking at the right time.

He started a pro 10 man “league” about 2 years ago or something?

They had a leaderboard and stats and everything.

He was one of the worst rated players.

Wait till someone tells him about Russia

Pros scrimming instead of ranked grinding, and the mmr reset.

It happens every time they reset MMR. It takes a lot of games to go from ascendant to radiant.

Mxs clearly.

They dropped thief for scream

I wonder if there is something we don’t know about him.

He seems to get dropped a lot and it’s always seemed like he has been good for a long time.

I thought I heard that the Tsm/faze squad and 1 other team are invited.

Asspiss > Semen1

🤷‍♂️

While the OP is trembo level glazing, I will admit that I would draft asspiss over semen1

Gets downvoted for saying the truth cause these kids are to young to know 1337 is leet 😂

Mw had a chance to go to loud but Furia promised he could build a roster.

And he built the steaming pile that is Furia 😂

Men and woman are different.

End thread.

NRG / SEN

100T / C9 / EG

G2

——

NRG / SEN / LEV / LOUD

100T / C9 / FURIA / KRU

G2

MIBR

I liked it

I wonder if people who think sad will beat 100T are just trolling or are they actually that ignorant 😂

Eeiu looked like a god last year playing against the TOP of t2 and now he looks pedestrian in t1.

G2 won ascension and they are getting SMACKED in t1

Now I agree that the top 3 teams can compete with t1 teams, I would say only Oxygen stand a chance at being relevant in t1. Their players are still super young and have huge growth potential. They also have a good coach.

MCe always doing to much.

Just play your best players

Burger and fries for every meal

48-15 calm down there Malibu

He op peeks.

FK / FD doesn’t necessarily mean you’re playing entry.

Pretty sure yay had higher fk than Victor but Victor was the entry.

Cryo brings a lot of value by being a top tier op.
Zekken plays more of an entry style / Rifler

The best teams have both. That’s why xset was good when they both played on it.

Edit: this was supposed to be a reply to #10

This is why people say he is overrated 😂

If it wasn’t for the green mountain boys and their cannons, the north probably lose the civil war.

If the north lose the civil war who knows how long slavery would have lasted and if basketball would have ever been invented.

Therefore, Mountverde is the clear and decisive winner.

Also, just looking at the names it’s pretty obvious that a green mountain is > than a hill made of pants.

Potter spent two years being everyones punching bag.

If she can take this team and compete with the big four in the Americas then we can talk about her being a good coach.

It was an inside joke between him and his team and it was recently amplified by a banter tweet by Boostio.