DRG finally scout a good talent and not Cangshu or Dingwei

Icebox, Breeze and Abyss should all be thrown out

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Happiest and most sane TH fan

Get a wolves or BLG one

I'm sorry you're right, vo0kashu is going to drop 90

Scrims don't really show anything, G2 was getting beaten pretty badly by cubert the other day, and if scrims actually mattered KOI would be the best team in EMEA

DRG 2-0 vo0kashu drops 60 kills

Wolves aren't in EWC though

That was a completely different team, you can't compare that team to the current team

I mean they don't even look all that bad tbh, they certainly look better than kickoff and split 1

I prefer lcq, but I would want like one champs point spot and one lcq spot and the two playoff spots.

Unironically COD usually has a really good soundtrack especially zombies if only the games were as good

This is a great move, then TH won't ever be at an international event again. Everyone will be happy that they don't have to watch TH bomb out or get second place again

I saw someone say it was going to be the Oxen head coach but I'm not sure how accurate that was or if it was just a troll

Bring in vo0kashu, Marved and Scream

If XLG are going to shit the bed like this, then DRG might actually have a chance at not being relegated to ascension

I don't think the breach sova comps are that bad, are there better comps yes, but its not like its an atrocious troll comp. Also Sova is fine on Haven, Breach use to be better before the nerfs but I think if you just replace him and play double duelist/smokes the comp is fine.

There is no way Kingg just did the same thing

No senti on Haven????? Do you want the attack to just run into sites on an attack sided map

He should just be on perma Sova

Group Alpha looks like its going to be really hard suddenly with Furia and 2G looking decent. Also with Lev getting rid of their head coach 2.5 weeks before stage 2 starts it looks like they might be the worse team in Americas.

Also I know that the Tixinha & Sacy Invitational isn't enough to go off of, but Furia and 2G actually look good and could upset some teams or even make playoffs. Group alpha is going to be really hard to predict for pickems now too.

Group Alpha is kind of crazy right now if Furia are good too.

How did the EWC qualifiers have worse production than this event?

They just got 3-0d by FlyQuest at MSI, man I love to watch G2 get beaten in any esport especially at internationals

I mean the org itself is from latam so I would assume so

It would be crazy disheartening to be a tier 2 team going through ascension and then running into G2 in the semi-finals

With G2 in tier 1 its likely 2G will have to go through ascension playoffs at the very least

I've seen enough 2G are winning Americas

Get Boostio to buzz his head and die it green again too

I also put scream as my number 1 since there was no vo0kashu

Boostio sometimes deserves it though, like when he makes an X post or trash talks and then goes double negative and loses the game.

vo0kashu

I think that they have to make stage 2 playoffs to get seeded

Because then in the next game he'll have mediocre performance

Marteen currently, in the past he didn't look as good though

Why are there no pickems for EMEA yet? Liquidpedia has all the group stage matches listed so its not like the matches haven't been scheduled, is it just VLR being slow?

Tenz was one of the first two players ever on the C9 roster, there wasn't really hype around signing him, it was more hype for C9 having a Valorant Roster that could compete with Sen and TSM at the time.

AMER:
G2
SEN
Loud
MIBR/NRG/100T

EMEA:
FUT
FNC
BBL
TL

APAC:
PRX
GENG
TLN
DRX

CN:
EDG
WOL
DRG(Cope)
BLG

Since there was no option for vo0kashu, I just trolled my picks, and I have Scream and Carpe in my top 10

People were skeptical about rossy when he was first added and only started to hype him up after redbull home ground, and then Zellsis was overshadowed by Yay because they joined C9 at the same time

I mean C9 hasn't really signed hyped up players other than Oxy, Leaf, and yay all the others were players no one knew, tier 2 players that were good but not even the best in tier 2 at the time, or a player they had already signed in the past.

Also they almost never swap out players, they get rid of a single player and keep the rest for like 2 years and then repeat that cycle.

DRG, Trace, Sin Prisa, Lev, BBL Pcific, Eternal Fire, Stellae Gaming, Las Cabras and C9 are my favorites.

That's because TEC sucks and had a comp that was just as bad if not worse

I think its going to be until a team like FNC, Sen, G2, GenG, TL and teams like that, play Corrode for us to see a good corrode map. Or maybe a team like Trace is going to make it their traditional one trick map.

This actually just looked like my ranked matches

100T has beaten Sen 4 times, Sen has beaten 100T 12 times

Jamppi and Magnum are the only ones that looks good

He's either going to be like leaf or like yay

It says bo3 on vlr so I'm not sure, but I thought that VLR was accurate because everyone was saying it was