he would be better if he brought back this haircut

They need an igl right? Welcome back Hiko

lmaoo he looks like a racist that calls Brazilians monkeys

Crazy ace. Deadass didn't know he could shoot like that. Is that his first ace ever?

and my handsome king marved is on a premier team with prod and shanks 🥀🥀🥀

Unironically Team Secret

no

invy is frying idk

The just need to drop the frauds b0tsio and eeiu and pick up actually talented players like hiko and babyj

start asking the real questions like does omen have a dih and if he does have one would it be smooth or veiny?

his fiancés son

1. TS JessieVash: Has a kid.
2. MIBR Aspas: Technically he is going to be a stepdad after he gets married.
3. SEN Zekken: He is the father of the entire 100T roster
4. NRG FNS: Reportedly had a kid with NRG s0m
5. SEN Zombs: Father of Brazil #ZOMBSNATION

Did I miss anyone?

I like it because n0ngshit are finally gonna get relegated

Verno is secretly fluent in Brazilian but he is holding back because he knows it would be too easy if the whole team commed in Brazilian.

how did he sneak into t1? Actual definition of mid

pancada

what if we colonized over.gg. I might be cooking here

team secret will shit on talon and send that fraud m00 back to ranked

To become a Team Secret fan before TS destroys everyone in Pacific and become the Toronto winners. Join the enlightenment. Join Team Secret. #TSFIGHTING #IENVYINVY

graduation graduation graduation graduation graduation

Here is what FNS told us in an exclusive interview about what happened after they lost against KRU:

Verno began acting unusual and was having trouble stringing together sentences. He kept pacing around the room and it looked like he was in pain. His English began to get worse and he started talking in a South American accent. He kept scolding me on how bad my aim was and how we should have had that game. Eventually he stopped speaking English entirely and began speaking in Portuguese. I asked him what was wrong and he replied with "Verno is no longer, you should now call me A Fera: The Brazilian Beast." His body doubled in size and his muscles grew exponentially. I tried to run away but he grabbed me and socked me in the face. That was when I blacked out. Apparently after I blacked out Mada was able to fend him off for a bit and rescue me. Mada said that the last thing Verno aka A Fera said was that he is going to Brazil to play with someone that can actually aim: MIBR Aspas

almost as good as the Bully leaks

all of them are no match for TS #TSFIGHTING #IENVYINVY

Its embarrassing how VLR users like you can throw shit at the wall and get 4 stars. There was zero effort nor thought put into this post. Meanwhile you have actual VLR users like me who make high quality posts and receive little to no attention. You don't deserve those stars and you should be ashamed for posting this.

ts pmo icl sybau

fax, invy the goat hard clears that fraud v0rn0

you forgot invy but all g #IENVYINVY

Same. finally called out that sick fuck keznit for being racist. There is no place for racists and racism in the valorant community.

at least he didn't post anything too bad.

your probably better than half the shitters on NS

1. Tyler the Creator (carried by his production)
2. Kendrick Lamar (He's pretty good but people are glazing him like he solved world hunger)
3. Playboi Carti (no explanation)

HM: the whole genre in general

(please don't ban me enigma I'm sowwy I put this in general discussion)

down voted for speaking the truth. Sad world we live in where watching shit called "bunny girl senpai" is normalized.

it appears that you posted this in general discussion. You know the rules, its only a matter of time before enigma puts you to sleep.

atleast zeta are t1 unlike the t3 frauds on NS

Americas:2G
Pacific: NS
China: AG
EMEA: Its hard to tell which team is the worst when every team is F tier

I think you need this

It's sad that people care so much about anime. It's just a cartoon, no need to defend mid piece and mid leveling like your life depends on it.

wasn't dicey the chamber 1 trick who shit the bed on faze?

Final boss of unemployment. People are deadhuzz listening to ts?

jus slide dat shi in cuh 💔🥀

https://www.vlr.gg/286749/fav-gaming-vs-team-secret-predator-league-asia-pacific-2024-gf
Just a side note: we won this event without dropping a map

your flair is a literal LAN filler team. Riot had to send 2 Chinese teams to Bangkok so they scrapped together some dysfunctional t5 idiots and sent them on a plane ride (it was more like a connector flight) to Bangkok, just for them to shit themselves and go back to their t3 region.

Dog ass t3 team is the final boss of being fraudulent. What was riot thinking letting this make a wish ahh team into franchising lmaoooo. Thank God they aren't gonna be franchised next year. Riot prolly realized that Pacific was getting too strong and had to water down the competition a little by tossing in this sorry ass discombobulated group of t3 nobodies. Can't wait to see their roster at McDonald's next year cuz ain't no way a franchised team will pick up these shit cans.

invisible is a kids show. Are you going to be a baby or grow up and watch real show like breaking bad or Chernobyl?

Both of these teams are no competition for the best team in T2: TEAM SECRET ACADEMY #TSFIGHTING

I like how you didn't include TS on this list because they have proven to be one of the best teams in Pacific so they aren't underrated.

NS could never. Those t3 frauds are gonna go back to where they belong next year.

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I have a conspiracy theory that since Valorant eSports isn't profitable, orgs have to forgo feeding their players in order to pay the rent. Navi probably realized that they didn't have enough money to feed Ardis so they had to drop him. This would also explain why C9 dropped yay and vanity after Lock//In. C9 definitely don't have enough money to feed their players which is why they have slowly been making their roster skinnier and skinnier. Have you wondered why C9 signed OXY until 2028? It's because he still eats off the kids menu. It probably costs 3 times more money to feed a player like vanity compared to Oxy.

Cholesterol9 did unrepeatable damage to my goat