shut yo ass up kiddo
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| Registered: | March 2, 2023 |
| Last post: | June 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM |
| Posts: | 3135 |
shut yo ass up kiddo
Like, instead of speeding forward, why don’t they just stay still at high altitude and wait for the Earth to rotate underneath?
It would cost way less in fuel and still be just as fast.
It is not without a touch of emotion that I come to announce the big news.
I am overjoyed. As a fellow vlr user, I am proud of the journey we’ve taken to get here.
Tonight at exactly 8:18 p.m., I was urgently summoned to Wood Colombo, where Giuseppe, my thing, was calling for me with such insistence, with such longing, that no sedative, no tranquilizer could calm him down.
Upon arrival, I was immediately taken care of by the medical staff, who, I must say, are courteous and welcoming.
I was placed in a wheelchair and dressed in a pristine white tunic before being rushed to Giuseppe’s cell.
Once there, the infamous raging beast was howling and writhing in an intangible agony.
When it saw me, it screamed even louder, its contorted, frantic movements intensifying as it approached me, hesitantly, even fearfully.
Of course, a steel cable connected to a mechanical motor was secured around its neck to prevent any unfortunate incident.
But anyway, let me get to the purpose of this post and the cause of my joy.
As I approached, Giuseppe, my thing, collapsed to the ground and gently placed his lips on my feet.
After kissing them for a long time, he wiped them clean and retreated belly-down to a corner of the cell.
The entire ASYLUM erupted in joy and hailed me as a champion.
Tomorrow, we’ll throw a party to celebrate the event. All vlr users are invited.
Dance the Macarena for me, Oussama Gunther Von Grothendieck El Siciliani :)
You are broken, you stinking monster.
When I snap my fingers, you come out of your chest and dance for your master, the vile exodemon.
Did I not teach you proper manners, I, Giuseppe/Gepetto, your creator, your carpenter?
I breathed life into you, you horrible creature.
Now go back into your chest and reflect on your monstrosity.
Which one repulse you the most? for me it's fucking cockroaches.
598 more, you got this bro!
2 hours left btw!
It's way easier than pull ups!
Therefore, all EMEA fans should do 600 pull ups.
TODAY.
You have 2 hours left.
I am Ange1 biggest fan, I watch watching him when he was playing for Hellraisers in CS
Beautiful Valorant displayed by Na'vi.
Ange1 masterclass.
#navination
SEN are no better than FNC or GEN G for example
I'm not convinced, what about you guys?
Listen, I'm a NA hater but I like this koalanoob guy, I hope he makes it to Toronto for his little kiddo!
#letsgonavi #ange1masterclass #shaoshow
I just can't figure it out.
Probably Redgar
This team would fry
G2
TH
GEN G
FNC
MIBR
XLG
PRX
BLG
RRQ
BBL
WOLVES
SEN
You are broken, you stinking monster.
When I snap my fingers, you come out of your chest and dance for your master, the vile exodemon.
Did I not teach you proper manners, I, Giuseppe/Gepetto, your creator, your carpenter?
I breathed life into you, you horrible creature.
Now go back into your chest and reflect on your monstrosity.
We know who you are Khalil Pistaccio Al Canneloni
20 minutes for alfajer to take a shit? tf
Take your meds.
what is that?
Alright then, but what are your Cartesian vector coordinates in a three-dimensional X, Y, Z frame of mechanical motion?
Is your aim to sow discord within our scientific community? Is your very existence not collinear with the tangent vector uₙ?
This absence within the Galilean system over the interval x ∈ [0; +∞] generates a certain oppressive incoherence among the natural numbers ℕ.
I am therefore entitled to inquire about the property to which you are bound, with a period T < 10s; accordingly, I must ask that you be subtracted from your opposite, so that your value becomes x = 0 in our eyes.
It is thus manifest that you have found yourself adrift in this place, and we shall promptly escort you back to your faculty of sociology.
Serenity upon your reference frame, nonetheless.
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