Not looking good tbh
| Flag: | France |
| Registered: | March 2, 2023 |
| Last post: | June 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM |
| Posts: | 3135 |
To your homily I say yea-verily, lost psalmodist, yet you have not introduced yourself.
Not a single soul in this sacred place finds any trace of your selfhood in our records.
Was your gibberish intended to provoke a general spiraling of minds?
There emanates from your physical form an aura of discomfort, afflicting each of us with a torment akin to the fires of Gehenna.
For this reason, I enjoin you to exile yourself before the occurrence of any fortuitous and peremptory excommunication.
Amen to your amenity, nonetheless.
Noted, however I must inform you that neither I nor my colleagues here have ever seen you before.
Consequently, you are requested to respond to a brief questionnaire by immediately and truthfully stating your identity, namely your name, date of birth, and place of birth.
Are you here solely with the aim of provoking a smirk in your interlocutors?
You’ve only been here a few seconds, yet your presence already evokes a general sense of unease; therefore, you are encouraged to take your leave at once.
Pleasure upon your offspring, that said.
Affirmative, but who are you, the glossator?
No present Homo sapiens has awareness of your material existence.
Do you intervene with the aim of initiating global madness?
You enthrone a universal malaise; consequently, you are kindly asked to make a swift departure.
Ataraxia upon your creature, despite everything.
Interesting, goy, but from which generation of Adam do you claim descent exactly?
No Tanna makes mention of your existence in the corpora following Babylon.
Does your preaching have the dark purpose of sowing discord among the children of Canaan?
The unrest caused by your proselytism forces me to request your exodus from within the walls of Jerusalem.
Shalom upon you and your diaspora, despite everything.
But you agree they are too biased towards America's and have a lot of shit takes?
Let us know when shitptic plays dumb ass
There is no perfect Valaran!
Blud is a hater and forgot to mention TH lol
y'all are so cocky nowadays 😂🤣
It's not xeus guys
Trash garbage.
Your best player (governor) had a 0.50 rating in EMEA.
He just got a low attention span, probably because of social networks.
He just can't focus for more than 20 seconds.
FUT picks lotus into fnatic????? , when they could've pick ascent the map fnatic is bad at and what they are decent on.
I could take down a hunter with my bare paws. I’m not joking.
I’ve been eating carrots for six years now, and lettuce for eight. It’s been part of my regular diet for a long time.
I’ve also been actively hopping around for four years, I’m 30 cm tall and weigh 1.5 kg.
I’m extremely fast, and my reflexes match that speed. All I need to do is wait for the hunter to fire, dodge the shot, and then land a few solid hits. I wouldn’t back off at the first mistake, the hunter wouldn’t stand a chance. Sure, some young rabbits might say it’s impossible, but with determination, anything is possible. First of all, we’re rodents, and second, you’re not going to achieve much with a mouse’s physique.
Any rabbit with a bit of training could take on an armed hunter. Doing it bare-pawed doesn’t make it that much harder, it just requires proper technique.
Why would you even go for such an absurd thing like grinding elo for no reason? Or even playing this game professionally if you can just go truck driving?
Even endless amount of pros accept that driving truck is better for life then playing Valorant, best example is Sergei. Look how happy and healthy he is now.
Valorant = stress every day, hard schedule, your best teammates are always waiting for you to fail just to replace you with some phony goat even if you singlehandedly has won an event for them.
Truck driving = no stress just drive your truck. You can see the whole world Europe, Asia, Africa, America, UK or just drive to your home whenever you want. Also truck is never going to backstab you, he is going wherever you go. Damn you can even play Valorant from you cab.
This is why I am going for my first Volvo F12 truck after I post this post.
All regions look meh outside of their top 3.
He would crush everyone easily
The stinking abomination is lurking again in these forums.
Take care of y'all.
No no my friend, don't get it twisted, y'all were ruthless saying APAC was shit, even your fucking analysts did so.
😂
Before every single international event:
Proceeds to overhype America's, to say , that they have the best players, the more depht and to say their best team will win the next big tournament
Underestimate other regions, constantly saying how they are shit (literally did that for APAC before Bangkok).
Get shit on.
Do the same again for the next international event.
So desu ne, NPC, but who are you exactly, desu ka?
Neither my 2D waifus nor I seem to be able to identify your nindo. Are you one of those uncultured people who haven’t even read at least 3 shonen, desu ka?
Does your verbal presence aim to sustain the awkwardness within this anime expo, desu ka?
You are humbly requested to dispose of yourself in the direction of those horrible 3D females, far from the stands of these lands.
Ganbatte to you, shikashi.
Interesting, the gentile, but which generation of Adam do you claim to belong to exactly?
No Tannaim mention your existence in the post-Babylonian corpora.
Does your preaching have the dark objective of sowing discord among the children of Canaan?
The troubles caused by your proselytism compel me to request your exodus from the walls of Jerusalem.
Shalom upon you and your diaspora, nonetheless.
Cope harder lmaooooooooooo
NA is only good at Valorant (no trophy since a year though) and CoD (aim assist)
Valorant (yes we have 5 trophies despite CS being wayyyyy more popular), Dota 2, Rocket League, Fortnite, Rainbow Six (Brazil is better than EU though but NA is trash as usual), etc ...
Tell me you don't watch esports without telling me you don't watch esports.
This is where your masquerade ends, you unbearable, stinking atrocity. I have meticulously dismantled you. You now lie scattered like confetti on the ground among the cockroaches and filth. I make you move at my whim, to the laughter of the forum. You are nothing more than a pathetic, miserable jester, grotesquely flailing on the floor. I make you dance as I please, your fat monkey butt shaking between two howler monkey screams.
I have no idea, I think we don't have crazy players.
But not EMEA, also, last year, Riot fired a lot of people from EMEA production team.
Why does Riot do this? it's bullshit.
No excuse, they should postpone the matches to Sunday and fix everything tomorrow since there's no LEC in Berlin this week.
Lol this, CS2 players plays so much more yet they barely complain about 'burnout'
I got scared for a minute but it seems ok
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