EU = Earliest Uber

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America won Iceland 2021, Iceland 2022, Istanbul 2022, LA 2023, Madrid 2024, Paris 2025, London 2026, and EWC 2026, EU havent won anything for over 3 years and 10 tournaments straight, and have been a 1 team region every year since 2022 except for 2026 where they are now a 0 team region

EU “Earliest Uber” is known as the fastest region to arrive to the Uber. Since they gave up on every Valorant Trophy since Tokyo, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Uber Any % and Uber no wins, Exit Urgently. Excuses Unlimited.

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yo bro we heard u the first 200000 times

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Great! im always happy to help 👍

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EU = Essentially Useless

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EU = Easily Upset

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Please post more recycled twitch chat jokes

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igb

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Torinoni

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Put the fries in the bag lil bro 😭🙏

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ye! fun fun!

America wins events every year and is destroying EU 3-1 at Santiago, 2-2 at London, and 4-2 at EWC h2h this year, sent 2 teams to the top 4 of Santiago, won London, and won EWC with an Americas vs Americas grand final while EU havent even sent a team to the podium this year, and this is fresh after America won Champs Paris while EU went the whole year of 2025 trophyless just like 2024 where America even won Madrid, America 8 trophies > EU 5 trophies and EU going on a 3 year 10 tourney no trophy drought

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Torinoni

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Wtv bro, just remember to add an extra large coke to my combo with the fries

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