Item #: SCP-117
Alias: Ilia "something" Petrov
Item Photo: https://ibb.co/nszkM4ZB
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-117 is to be kept in a locked container with Valorant running and an unlimited supply of Red Bull at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-117's container, no fewer than 2 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them, one to stop him from reading social media and the other to wipe his ass. Any and all mentions of Masters Santiago and Nongshim RedForce are strictly forbidden.
Description: Moved to Site-58008 2026. Origin is as of yet unknown. It prefers to take the form of a human male, although very very poorly. In reference to his 1/17 performance, SCP-117 is extremely hostile but lacks eyesight. The object fails to perform when it matters most on a consistent basis, including hitting its target no matter the context. Audio cues and just speaking Korean in general are strongly discouraged when in its vicinity. Personnel assigned to enter the container are instructed to alert one another before making any sound (e.g., laughing at his hair). Object is reported to attack by throwing Logitech mouses and Wooting keyboards. In the event of an attack, personnel are to remain calm as SCP-117 is sure to miss.
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