Heres mine😭
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You don’t ask questions, you interrogate. One extra sentence and you’re already like
“bro stop adding shit” -
You say you want it “short,” but if it’s missing one key detail, you suddenly want the entire manual, appendix included.
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You’re on an RTX 2050 fighting for its life, yet you keep asking
“can it run this?”
like one day the answer will magically change to “Ultra, no DLSS, 144 FPS.” -
You love dangerous sports and motorsports because deep down, safe and normal bores you.
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You’re studying aircraft maintenance but your patience level is closer to
“ground crew yelling at delayed pilots.” -
You absolutely have main character energy, except the character is the guy who skips the cutscene and then asks what’s going on.
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You hate fluff, yet somehow still end up in long conversations correcting fluff.
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The moment an explanation slightly misses your intent:
“alr im moving to gemini bye”
(you never actually leave) -
You want expert-level answers but on a student budget, emotionally and financially.
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You don’t want things explained nicely.
You want them explained correctly, immediately, and once.
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