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Erling Haaland

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#1
themaniel

Norway need to be sanctioned for releasing this monster into the world

I refuse to believe he was born

I am convinced he was grown in a lab

This man has inflicted misery upon me and my club for multiple years in a row

Please somebody stop him

He's rent free in my head

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eStos
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you should root for the Wolverhampton Wanderers keke

#12
foythvlr
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jh0n 0r00s

#29
Castawaytwizz
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never thought id see jhon pork slander on vlr but i welcome it.

#33
foythvlr
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not that hes the goat

#38
Castawaytwizz
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i think a different jhon arias was playing in brazil to the one in england because unfortunately he might be the worst player to ever pull on the wolves shirt

#45
foythvlr
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he was playing on my team LOL

i think he just didnt adapt well tbh. there are a lot of differences from the PL to the BR league and wolverhampton already wasnt the best team ever. he was p good and now is just terrible. kinda funny to think he chose to go to a bottom feeder european team than fight for titles here

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Castawaytwizz
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tbf we weren't bottom feeders when we had cunha instead of arias 😢😢

#47
SkyXD
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who does wolves even have nowadays without cunha

#48
Castawaytwizz
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mateus mane #rememberthename

i like fer lopez, rodrigo gomes too but they dont really get much game time.

andre/joao gomes are also pretty decent individually but our midfield just isnt functioning properly as a unit (and hasnt really since neves left)

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foythvlr
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i miss andre :(

#49
foythvlr
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arias + cunha would be a nice duo ngl

#3
mulyondoindon
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This man has inflicted misery upon me and my club for multiple years in a row

not only your club m8

#4
Cryoglazer
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is ur club actually wolves or do u have the flair for the val team

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dimmed
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He supports the val team, not the club

#8
Cryoglazer
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i wonder which football club he supports
and who do u support dimmed?

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dimmed
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I support the best team itw, Chelsea

#10
Cryoglazer
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OLLIE WATKINS !!
did i scare u?
i bet i did

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dimmed
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grimsby town clears your team

#14
Cryoglazer
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that's because we had a blind, deaf and limbless make a wish kid in goal

#39
SkyXD
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onana is bad but not THAT bad holy

#40
Cryoglazer
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uhh yes he is..

#41
SkyXD
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would you rather have a blind dead limbless make a wish kid in goal

#11
1d
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Ch0l00

Fc Bayern München clearsssss🤗🤗🤗🤗

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dimmed
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Sorry but last I checked, Chelsea are the world club champions not Bayern

#16
1d
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The what? Win the prem before talking with that mouth

#17
dimmed
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Sorry we aren't in a league as free as the bundesliga

#18
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Sorry we just dont lose to atalanta

#27
Jayde
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bro picked THE worst german club to support

#26
SkyXD
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are you good

#28
dimmed
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Great and will be even better when Arsenal lose to Aston Villa

#51
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kill me

#30
TheAceGamer30
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He supports Arsenal

#21
themaniel
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i supported arsenal before valorant existed

wolves valorant is the closest i can get

#23
Cryoglazer
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ohh
big game for u today then

#24
themaniel
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its okay I'm prepared for the inevitable

#31
TheAceGamer30
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no rice man it’s looking long 😭

#52
themaniel
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nevermind let it all work out

#53
TheAceGamer30
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BRO IM SO FUCKING HAPPY WE FINALLY BEAT UNAI EMERY IN EMIRATES 🙏🙏🙏🙏

#6
CrackedDuelist
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arsenal fan?

#22
themaniel
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yes 😔

#34
CrackedDuelist
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damn, yall have gone through lots of bottles

#36
themaniel
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you get used to it after the 2nd time

#7
Divine_Thunder
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17 big chances missed this season btw

#19
orangejuice
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Number of trophies won in 2025
Tottenham 1
Ars0nal 0

#20
themaniel
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Emirates cup >>>>>>>> 0ur0p0 league

#35
Goatfnc
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Where's arsenal's european trophy??

#32
FNSaimcoach9
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T0tt0nh0m winning against dog ass teams ain't an achievement buddy ( vs Man UTD in finals btw💔)

#25
guuz
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i dont even watch football and the haaland barbarian king was the single skin i bought in a supercell game

#37
TheAceGamer30
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he’s an ai robot he needs his charger now to score 5 against Sunderland

#43
cloudberry
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France and Senegal better get ready

#44
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lol.

#54
peachy830
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doku haaland semenyo genuinely might be the most terrifying attack in europe not to even mention foden or cherki

#55
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don’t worry the charger will be lost and stolen and he won’t dunk on teams 🙏🙏🙏

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