Make a joke I will rate it out of 10

There were three men who got a genie. The genie tells them, "you each have three wishes!"
The first man says: "For my first wish, I want a million dollars!"
The second man says: "For my first wish, I want to own Apple!"
The third man says: "For my first wish, I want my left arm to rotate clockwise."
The genie says, "Done!"

The first man checks his bank account. A million dollars was added!
The second man checks his employment status. He is now the CEO of Apple!
The third man's left arm starts rotating clockwise.

The first man says: "For my second wish, I want a beautiful woman as my wife!"
The second man says: "For my second wish, I want to be Radiant in Valorant!"
The third man says: "For my second wish, I want my right arm to rotate counterclockwise."
The genie says, "Done!"

A beautiful woman appears beside the first man, clinging onto his arm.
A laptop appears next to the second man. Upon checking, he is now Radiant.
The third man's right arm starts rotating counterclockwise.

The first man says: "For my last wish, I want global warming to cease!"
The second man says: "For my last wish, I want global hunger to disappear!"
The third man says: "I want my head to bob up and down."
The genie says, "Done! Thank you for setting me free." And then he disappears.

Ten years later, the three men schedule a meeting.
The first man says, "That genie was amazing! I invested my money well and am now a billionaire, living with my beautiful wife, and world-famous for stopping global warming. Life is truly good."
The second man says, "I agree! I am also a billionaire, and I won Champions three years in a row, and also world-famous for stopping global hunger. Life is truly good."
The third man, arms still spinning, and head bobbing, says "Guys, I think I messed up..."

yeah cause thats possible

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I knew you'd get me