NRG somehow win all their games. Brawk starts twerking on his desk after every kill. The final ends up being NRG vs PRX. Forsaken gets sick, he cant play in the final. Coach alecks calls the one man for the job. CGRS picks up the phone. He's playing in the final. It goes 2-2 on maps. The decider is pearl. Alecks leaves coach desk and runs to soms pc to select harbor. Riot officials allow it because alecks promised them a tesla and half a big mac if they win. It's match point for PRX. Its Som left in a 1v1 with CGRS. CGRS breaks out a cigarette and starts smoking it on stage. Ethan runs over to the crowd and hands out tabs of LSD whilst singing let it go from frozen. CGRS starts chanting black magic voodoo spells and teleports himself and som to A main. They both know what's about to happen. Som harbor ults. The crowd goes wild. CGRS finishes his cigarette and equips the phone gadget. It makes a call. Who answers? Something. CGRS asks why this game is so easy? smth replies: "It's just a s0m thing". CGRS 360s and one taps som. The game is over. PRX are world champs. He pulls out a glock19 and shoots 6 rounds into his pc and retires from valorant forever.








