Worst pro names

#1

HELPER

I'll start:
dispenser
HUYNH
lightningfast
Rb
JohnOlsen
ChAlalala

#2

turkey

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kind of an L, i would only consider lightingfast to be trash

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prophet_m1mosa

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but he actually is lightningfast when he's feeling it

#29

Vegito

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LMFAO are you trolling or are you really that twitter guy??

#51

prophet_m1mosa

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im the real one, actually lightningfast uses another name which is Golu as he did in the LCQ

#39

demonnn1567

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hail m1mosa the prophet

#45

ok_1_2_3

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WH OMEGALUL

#100

Vegito

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man is a legend in the SEA and SA community.

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ok_1_2_3

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WH OMEGALUL

#3

jblancard

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ig all of these

#4

Hidden_Name

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zZzZzombiezZzZz

#9

trola

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lmao this was TenZ's ign right?

#10

wanted

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yep

#5

remehdise

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any name with a number or uneven capital letters

e.g. AsLanM4shadoW

#49

ILL

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S1mple

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Unsicklaupedy

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L1NK

#6

sont0

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All of Tyloo cs + most indian nick (skrossi is good tho)

#12

makoidk

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i agree with tyloo + most turkish pros have the weirdest igns man

#23

DELUSIONAL_RUSSZ_FAN

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JN3v1cEEE and dESTRUCTIVEE says hello

#32

Unsicklaupedy

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QutionerX

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makoidk

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SouhcNi, sociablEE, lurzy0y0, XiSTOU, p0wa77, VPNCNP, DubzWoW are some names i see and go "wtf"

#35

sumihiro

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All those names are like coming out of a pinoy ragnarok online server straight out on 2008

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Asphyxia

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XiSTOU is nice.

#7

Aue

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JohnOlsen is a good ign
Wdym?

#22

Casual

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I've always wondered where it comes from. Is it just random?

#30

GGgod

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Apparently he had a Nordic or Danish or something cousin whom he visited where he tried CS for the first time , and that cousin's name was John Olsen so he stuck with it

#44

Creaz

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we respect those

#28

Sem1-

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Sounds like a porn star to me lol

#8

KiwisAreAwesome

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i actually like a lot of those lol

#11

duncanDietz

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i kinda like dispenser, has a nice ring to it

#13

BirdB0i

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9999

#14

trola

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i actually like ChAlalala if it -> Chalalala

#15

LouBag

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Jammpi

Anyone who uses their name

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remehdise

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Jamppi's name is Elias Olkonnen

#18

kolenaw

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Not sure where Jamppi comes from but it's a good finnish prounounceable nickname but hard for at least English speakers, not bad ny any strech.

#20

remehdise

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i like the name Jamppi, along with the pronounciation

#17

Infernando10

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L, his real name is Elias

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CherryCoke

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i always thought jamppi was just a foreign word for something like Jump

#19

Infernando10

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imo 9999 (former SMB player) , like couldnt he think of something better.

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makoidk

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he was coach, also 9999 sounds literally like some random Dota midlaner lol.

#21

katsu_fx

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has to be scream.. most common not original nick ever

#24

Noob_dart

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Wtf is TenZ lmao childtickler (acutally is a radiant) name sounds better than TenZ
Tyson sound so cool tho

#26

username_

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fl1pzjder

#50

wolkSy_vlrt

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Skrossi

#52

tRONGOD

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You butthurt bro ?
Why you have to be mad ? 🌝

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wolkSy_vlrt

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???

#85

tRONGOD

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Why are you so cringe and brainded ?

#89

Thomaslee

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Tf did he do lmao

#102

wolkSy_vlrt

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WhY ArE YoU So CrinGE AnD BrAinDeAd?!?!? Stfu

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tRONGOD

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Cry about it, you piece of shit... 🤡

#27

DELUSIONAL_RUSSZ_FAN

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Imo sayaplayer, Spyder was much better

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kushcash0331

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Yeah Spyder was sick

#31

scum

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TenZedZera

#33

sumihiro

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xQc

#36

HaSanity

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best name tf u mean

#41

sumihiro

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any name with words written with just a few letters to make it sound close to the original are dumb

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Marty

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what word is xqc????

#88

sumihiro

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excuse

#99

Super_Idol

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Ur the dumbass lol

#98

Super_Idol

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FeliX QC (Quebec, Canada)

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KssS

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GodDead(trying so hard to be edgy)
SamuraiDeeper(name doesnt make any sense)
any name that just uses their first name but backwards
any name that only has two letters e.g. RB, JA etc
alternating caps names
any name with "-zera" attached to it
names that are just numbers

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deadSQUAD

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coldzera is cool wdym

#76

KssS

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coldzera's name is cool because he was the first one to do it in that style. the rest are just copying and its annoying

#38

kolenaw

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anything ending in zera is just annoying at this point

#40

drewxa

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any name that has numbers just fucking suck imo

#43

katsu_fx

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f0rest from CS is dope actually bro

#66

trola

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d3ffo is a banger tho

#78

archetype

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s1mple

#46

SSolo7

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i don't know much about China in valorant but i bet they have some weird nicknames, china players likes to use the weirdest names on every game lol

#48

SOSEN-VIRAL

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They google translate their Chinese nicknames into English, thats why

#53

tRONGOD

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Yeah

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Thomaslee

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Bruh tyloo cs is full of somebody nobody attacker you could literally form a sentence with their ign

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PrinceCharming

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Idk, Chinese names are generally pretty hit or miss in most games.
Like there's some kinda clean ones in Val like Ninebody, Midnight, COLDFISH (Also cold fish slaps as a name don't @ me)
And then there's legit players like PPQueen and hfmi0dzjc9z7 who really just bring down the average

#93

tRONGOD

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I once stuck up on a chinese player's ign with some 5Head logic, I don't really remember the game.
His chinese ign translates to "Yamao".
But his english ign was "Ymao" and people refers to him as "WildCat", I wondered why, then I got know to know that he used to keep his ign as "WildCat" also. But there is an interesting logic behind it.
Ymao - Y + Mao
Y - pronounced kinda like Wild
Mao - Cat

#47

Zaynio

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Huynh is a p cool name to foreigners ngl

#54

GKDNZ

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NickelBack

#55

ThePsych0

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Lightingfast.
Chalalala
Starxo
Aslanmshadow
Zombies

#56

sp3cbro

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Chalalala
turko
SamuraiDeeper
mittiii
fl1pzjder
excali
Boaster

#57

Samraat

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Bro common dont disrespect turko and boaster like that

#59

CalypsoGHC

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Boaster is a shitty name

#63

sp3cbro

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😔

#60

Jexhos

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kappA

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sp3cbro

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Yeah KappA too, infact Kappa means tapioca in my native language

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alubeN

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naatil evideya? 🤨

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sp3cbro

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Trivandrum hehe

#58

spookmeister

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mf named himself after the engineers building from TF2

#68

yaiima0

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Dispenser going up 😂👌🏿

#61

redlight

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despite him being a good player, neth is such a weird name. like why?

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UrNightmare

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HELPER

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dyoun15

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aut1sm

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KilluaWeebs

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For me it is
Steel
Supamen
and any name that is just a shit ton of letters and is somehow pronounced like a proper word. Like... Fckr

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clickbait_

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HUYNH is his last name, not really bad

#73

Scrickasaurus

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Idk I feel like all of those are solid nicks

Especially like JohnOlsen tbh

#74

Delusional_Mitch_Fan

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SyykoNT

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thanatos11

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Leogri3x6

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DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN

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potter

harry potter!

#82

Noob_dart

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Hari putter better

#83

Psychological_You17262

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https://www.vlr.gg/player/3038/sorrymybad

#84

BadlandsChugs

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like half the turkish players have unpronounceable names

#87

Treybyy

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Bonkar

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JokesOver

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Wdym? Bonkar is chad name

#101

Treybyy

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im just trolling brotha

#92

Vyncent1854

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TenZ

#95

arriB

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ec1s. Who tf would pronounce that like Eccles? the number 1 has always replace letter i. What was he thinking??

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Backoxy

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chalalAla

SuperBusS

#103

Rainyy

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fl1pzjder