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Name your superpower I name your nerf

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#1
Amygdala30

Title

#2
Frogger0_0
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golden tongue
everything i say happens

#3
Amygdala30
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Cancer

#4
Frogger0_0
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uhh
ok
i can deal with that
you already said cancer
no takebacks now

#5
xonya
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u can cure cancer with ur tounge

#6
Frogger0_0
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yeah thats what i was thinking

#24
Camille
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thats pretty smart dude

#46
Amygdala30
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It’s supposed to be a nerf meaning you can’t just get rid of it. Like a bats nerf is that they are blind.

#47
Frogger0_0
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ok
i can just enjoy before i die
and even if i have cancer its not certain that i die

#39
Morphling
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your tongue have its own thoughts and sentience😭

#40
Frogger0_0
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#4

no takebacks

#42
xonya
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i have better nerfs

#7
Ory
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flight

#8
Frogger0_0
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you will fly slower than you walk

#9
Ory
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thats ok

#10
Amygdala30
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Every second you spend in the air the likely hood of you shitting yourself goes up 0.001%

#11
Frogger0_0
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uhh
if he shits himself
the air he passes will be....... ughhhh ewwww

#13
Ory
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it is already at 100% you played yourself 😎

#26
Frogger0_0
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uhh

#12
kfan4238173
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How many alts do u have Elysium?

#14
Amygdala30
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What

#15
xonya
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as much alts as kfan posts about zeek

#27
Frogger0_0
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18295 alts ?
damn

#28
xonya
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chronically online

#16
Morphling
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mind hex

#19
Amygdala30
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Everytime you use it, you also forget something random

#17
ggd12345
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i win every val game i play

#20
Amygdala30
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You only gain rr for losing

#22
ggd12345
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honestly i'll take it, i get to smurf in iron forever

#18
kutrobokku
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teleport

#29
Morphling
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you cannot wear anything when you tp

#34
kutrobokku
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call me the flash 😈

#30
Amygdala30
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You cannot bring anything with you when you teleport (this means clothes, jewelry, piercings, or any items on you)

#21
taint
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i can control everyones mind and no one knows

#25
Amygdala30
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You also don’t know that you can control people’s mind

#41
taint
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wow thats good

#23
yayvsboaster
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immortality

#31
Morphling
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you exist even at the end of the universe, alone in the endless void

#32
yayvsboaster
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damn

#33
xonya
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ur stuck in one room only watching glue valorant

#37
Amygdala30
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You will only be immortal during the years NRG make a LAN

#35
TaniBoy7
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Power to rewrite reality as is.

#36
xonya
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ur illiterate

#38
TaniBoy7
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?

#43
taint
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illiterate means unable to read or write, so i think hes saying you cant write/use your ability since you specifically said 'rewrite'

#45
TaniBoy7
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Oh I see, but write in that sentence isnt literally "write". I can do that type of rewriting even If I'm illiterate

#44
Amygdala30
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You can only change really small or useless details.
Ex: color of an apple

#48
tserc
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I can give good luck to anyone!

#49
Amygdala30
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It’s a loan so they have to pay all the luck back or they go in debt and get terrible luck.

#50
jixk
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i control the physics of anything i touch or is touching a thing that i touch

#51
Ayaya0
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You lack imagination

#52
jixk
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i will happily take that ngl still leaves me with making them heavier lighter floating shit and maybe heat,cold control i feel like thats more IQ less imagination
i cant make there limbs fall off or shut down there nervous system but i will take it or reverse there brain function

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