do you wipe your butt with your hands and water or with toilet paper
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if you go to college and live in a dorm you will find out that just showering and using soap puts you in the 50th percentile of hygiene
no fr, it's actually in college when i figured out that most dudes be walking around smelling like landfills. like cmon bro the axe isnt gonna cover ALL that
most dont even use anything. a simple use of deodorant can last them the entire day of not having to smell like complete shit everywhere they everywhere they sit is good enough but nope, they don't care. they simply do not care. they know fully well how easy it is for them to not smell like fucking garbage, but they simply do not care. why that is? i genuinely will never know. maybe they're just evil, maybe they're fucking retarded, maybe both. like its summer, their pits are sweating so hard you can see it through their shirt, no deodorant detected, and they try to engage in conversations? they go out of their way and sit next to you during a completely empty fucking lecture? yea man. deodorant be damned. its poison. go natural. go walk around all day while sweat builds up in your disgusting fucking armpits and go talk to as many people as you possibly can. be the good in society.
where do you even get the water from, like how exactly do you use it to clean your ass during the process. is it just a wet hand doing all the work, rinse and repeat?
I have a bidet and then after I wash my butt with that I wipe with toilet paper to dry the water
Its a toilet attachment that sprays your butthole with water washing away all the poo.
then double stack the goddamn toilet paper or stop getting cheap shit, why im i educating you on the practice of using toilet paper
Well it makes me use less toilet paper which saves me money, also they cause less irritation than just dry toilet paper, I don't have to get up and walk to my sink I just press a button and it washes my ass for me. There are a lot more benefits too tbh.
no amount of water pressure on the planet is good enough to completely clean my ass
so you'd rather spend more money on toilet paper than a one time bidet purchase. smart
but the shit water would only trail down your back and down your hair, it cant reach your mouth.
I angle it so it drips off my junk like a faucet, and lets say i have good aim from ther
Chocolat ice cream flavored bliss and a short hospital visit (im a frequent)
the only reason i can think of why u would use a toilet paper is when you're outside and no bidet available.
It is strange that we use water to clean our face, our chest, our hair, our teeth etc. but for the dirtiest part of our body we use dry paper.
Yes I do. I mean my friend bought up this point and honestly it made so much sense.
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