Why you should get a pet chicken ^_^! For @ChickenJoe

Tastier Healthier Egg ^_^!

Free-range eggs are nutritious! and taste better! than store-bought ones! Most people also like the taste of backyard eggs.

Easy to take care of ^_^!

You don’t have to worry about getting them groomed or bathing them. Having free-range eggs saves you time and allows you to go on vacation without a pet sitter.

Free Entertainment ^_^!

Each chicken has its own unique personality. They come in a wide variety of colors, patterns, and shapes. They scratch, they flap, and before you know it, you will have wasted an entire hour watching them fly around your yard.

Free Therapist ^_^!

They cure your depression for sure! Maybe?

Enjoy Great Chicken Song!
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Instructions not clear family got murdered by my chicken 😡😡😡

Yes....... They are very breedable.................

Common ChickenJoe W

Helpful, insightful, life-changing.

WARNING: It's sad growing a chicken and then butchering it. but it's tasty so sadness will go away

When i was a kid there was a rooster that tried to peck me whenever he could, dude didnt like me for some reason, but chickens are cool

Instructions unclear, my chicken became a supermarket employee

Or you could play god and make them try to kill each other Gladiator style

instruction unclear my chicken regressed into a trex

Literally no idea why or how but I read this as "Why you should get a snake"