aspas panic attack

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🇧🇷aspas (writing a message on his computer):
Oh dearest sacy, it has been 5 days since I last reached out. It appears you may have missed my previous letter, along with my previous 832, but no worries. I know your work is important, and I hope to be a part of that too, again. My heart aches whenever verno speaks, my arms shake when zekken gets a kill, because none of them are you. They never will be you, how could they? Why would they?
🇧🇷aspas: hmmm, how do I make a new line?
aspas looks down and sees the enter key
🇧🇷aspas: AHHHHHHHHHHH WTFWTFTWTFTWFTFWTWFT AHHAHAHAHHHHHHH AGHHHHH WTFTFT WHAT IS THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD AHHHHHHHHHH WTFTWTF NONONONONO SOMEONE WAKE ME UP PLEASE THIS CANT BE REAL. TEX COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT
🇩🇪tex: w-what is it lord aspas 🥹 he bows down. how can i be of asistance? another joke perhaps?
🇧🇷aspas(shaking, points at the enter key): p-p-press it!! (aspas closes his eyes in fear)
🇩🇪tex: yes my liege! i will immediatly! i am so sorry you had to see that word, your eyes are too pure for it.
tex presses the key
🇧🇷aspas(shooing tex away): begone, jester, my writings call me now.
🇩🇪tex: yes dadd- i mean king!
tex scurries out on all fours like a rodent or bug

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Bro what

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cringe

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Ewww

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Umm

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ophidianfanboy [#3]

cringe

thank you

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Realistic panic attacks in vct makes me feel seen

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best laundry post of all time

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everyone says ew to the truth sometimes

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Shakespeare didn't die...

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nutab1e [#7]

Realistic panic attacks in vct makes me feel seen

i see you <3

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🇧🇷aspas (writing a message on his computer):
Oh dearest sacy, it has been 5 days since I last reached out. It appears you may have missed my previous letter, along with my previous 832, but no worries. I know your work is important, and I hope to be a part of that too, again. My heart aches whenever verno speaks, my arms shake when zekken gets a kill, because none of them are you. They never will be you, how could they? Why would they?
🇧🇷aspas: hmmm, how do I make a new line?
aspas looks down and sees the enter key
🇧🇷aspas: AHHHHHHHHHHH WTFWTFTWTFTWFTFWTWFT AHHAHAHAHHHHHHH AGHHHHH WTFTFT WHAT IS THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD AHHHHHHHHHH WTFTWTF NONONONONO SOMEONE WAKE ME UP PLEASE THIS CANT BE REAL. TEX COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT
🇩🇪tex: w-what is it lord aspas 🥹 he bows down. how can i be of asistance? another joke perhaps?
🇧🇷aspas(shaking, points at the enter key): p-p-press it!! (aspas closes his eyes in fear)
🇩🇪tex: yes my liege! i will immediatly! i am so sorry you had to see that word, your eyes are too pure for it.
tex presses the key
🇧🇷aspas(shooing tex away): begone, jester, my writings call me now.
🇩🇪tex: yes dadd- i mean king!
tex scurries out on all fours like a rodent or bug

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shakespeare died for this btw

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Madouza [#10]

Shakespeare didn't die...

Shakespeare: yo

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MinorTea [#13]

shakespeare died for this btw

shakespeare: yo gurt

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🇧🇷aspas (writing a message on his computer):
Oh dearest sacy, it has been 5 days since I last reached out. It appears you may have missed my previous letter, along with my previous 832, but no worries. I know your work is important, and I hope to be a part of that too, again. My heart aches whenever verno speaks, my arms shake when zekken gets a kill, because none of them are you. They never will be you, how could they? Why would they?
🇧🇷aspas: hmmm, how do I make a new line?
aspas looks down and sees the enter key
🇧🇷aspas: AHHHHHHHHHHH WTFWTFTWTFTWFTFWTWFT AHHAHAHAHHHHHHH AGHHHHH WTFTFT WHAT IS THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD AHHHHHHHHHH WTFTWTF NONONONONO SOMEONE WAKE ME UP PLEASE THIS CANT BE REAL. TEX COME HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT
🇩🇪tex: w-what is it lord aspas 🥹 he bows down. how can i be of asistance? another joke perhaps?
🇧🇷aspas(shaking, points at the enter key): p-p-press it!! (aspas closes his eyes in fear)
🇩🇪tex: yes my liege! i will immediatly! i am so sorry you had to see that word, your eyes are too pure for it.
tex presses the key
🇧🇷aspas(shooing tex away): begone, jester, my writings call me now.
🇩🇪tex: yes dadd- i mean king!
tex scurries out on all fours like a rodent or bug

at least get the formatting right

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okbenzene [#5]

Umm

what do you think abt my post okbezene ^-^

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what do you think abt my post okbezene ^-^

nt! few more of these and you might surpass king_bob!!

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okbenzene [#18]

nt! few more of these and you might surpass king_bob!!

🇺🇸king_bob: what the fuck man i thought we were friends

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FancyPancy [#9]

everyone says ew to the truth sometimes

Ewww

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soraol [#4]

Ewww

tyy!!!! <3

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galgame?

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Laundry [#15]

shakespeare: yo gurt

sybau gurt

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delighted [#23]

sybau gurt

gurt: :(

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WhereIsDANK1NGinTYLOO [#22]

galgame?

valorant

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BirdyHero [#2]

Bro what

chicken butt

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ulferine [#8]

best laundry post of all time

is this a hype on this post or a hate on my previous ones i cant tell

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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

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Laundry [#27]

is this a hype on this post or a hate on my previous ones i cant tell

No its better than king bob ngl

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????

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Keep em coming 🤣🤣🤣

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DSBY [#28]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

I mean ty ig…

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I mean ty ig…

WHAT IS THIS WEAKASS ANSWER

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DSBY [#33]

WHAT IS THIS WEAKASS ANSWER

AHHHHH I MEAN THANK YOU SO MUCH DSBY MY LIFE RELIED ON YOUR REPLY, YOU ARE AMAZING AND A WONDURFUL PERSON AND I WOULD NOT BE WHERE I AM IN LIFE WITHOUT YOU. YOU HAVE SIGNIFICANTLY IMPACTED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT

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ShanksGamblingAddiction [#30]

????

Is there any part that needs clarification?

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iTypeEzNoobsWhenMatchEnds [#31]

Keep em coming 🤣🤣🤣

eminem is coming.

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