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twigster001
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are you a team that has been cast into the shadows of irrelevancy for far too long?

are you a team that hasn't won an international event since dinosaurs were roaming the earth?

are you a team that has been looking for a solution for being mid and trophyless?

look no further than.. EWC!

With EWC, even mediocre teams that haven't won any events in eons have a chance to win a trophy!

With a 100% success rate in revitalizing teams with a bleak future, EWC is truly the package deal for a team with no hope in official VCT events!

Just listen to our client testimonies!

100T Asuna: I was about to be fired since my team has been ass since the dawn of time, but thanks to the EWC Package, I'll be able to steal paychecks for another half decade!

TH Neilzinho: After failing to win a multitude of official VCT events while consistently reaching the GFs, we needed an easy trophy to keep our fans inspired and hopeful for the future. The EWC package was truly the best option for helping us in our situation!

If YOU want to reach out to buy the 2027 EWC package, call our hotline at 1-800-ASS-TEAMS and we can arrange the package for you!

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shesh_
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AND a permanent friendship with the royal family of saudi arabia!

#3
macncheese
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do u take robux?

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teilwal
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crazy flair change

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austyns
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shesh_ [#2]

AND a permanent friendship with the royal family of saudi arabia!

will they give us money to keep scrap + hydra in cod?

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he4venn
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do u ship international as well someone is asking (G2)

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twigster001
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teilwal [#4]

crazy flair change

TH flair was forced for a bit because of natalie

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charisu
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Do you have options for teams that can't qualify for events like C9?

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twigster001
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he4venn [#6]

do u ship international as well someone is asking (G2)

G2 can't receive the EWC package because they can't take international shipping to their offices

However, if the time comes where we set up an outpost in Americas, then perhaps we could ship it regionally

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charisu [#8]

Do you have options for teams that can't qualify for events like C9?

C9 would be the perfect recipient for the package listed above, as they've made a multitude of roster changes recently, and would be likely to be the perfect candidate for the package.

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he4venn
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twigster001 [#9]

G2 can't receive the EWC package because they can't take international shipping to their offices

However, if the time comes where we set up an outpost in Americas, then perhaps we could ship it regionally

looking forward to the expansion because I heard even a paycheck stealer gets another shot with this package

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macncheese [#3]

do u take robux?

fuh no

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31Raven
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loudest repost ever

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Galactc
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When will you ship to t2 teams?

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twigster001
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Galactc [#14]

When will you ship to t2 teams?

maybe if there were a middling t2 team to somehow make it to franchising and get picked up under a new name only to have all of the original members get dropped.. wait

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