Norway WC Squad announced !!

Goalkeepers:
Ørjan Nyland, Sevilla
Egil Selvik, Watford
Sander Tangvik, Hamburg

Defenders:
Kristoffer Ajer, Brentford
Marcus Holmgren Pedersen, Torino
Fredrik Bjørkan, Bodø/Glimt
David Møller Wolfe, Wolves
Leo Østigård, Genoa
Julian Ryerson, Borussia Dortmund
Henrik Falchener, Viking
Sondre Klingen Langås, Derby County
Torbjørn Heggem, Bologna

Midfielders:
Fredrik Aursnes, Benfica
Oscar Bobb, Fulham
Thelo Aasgaard, Rangers
Martin Ødegaard, Arsenal
Sander Berge, Fulham
Morten Thorsby, Cremonese
Patrick Berg, Bodø/Glimt
Kristian Thorstvedt, Sassuolo

Attackers:
Antonio Nusa, RB Leipzig
Alexander Sørloth, Atletico Madrid
Erling Braut Haaland, Manchester City
Andreas Schjelderup, Benfica
Jens Petter Hauge, Bodø/Glimt
Jørgen Strand Larsen, Crystal Palace

World cup winners 😽

i thought this was gonna be ENC rip

natalie [#2]

i thought this was gonna be ENC rip

who gaf about that
but im guessing the ENC team is Martux, Snaptor, Cintyx, Lamelly and 77even (if he decides to play for Norway)

knocked out in ro32

mondely [#4]

knocked out in ro32

bugger off

who who who who odegaard who who haaland who who schjelderup sorloth who who who

erenkarayilan123 [#6]

who who who who odegaard who who haaland who who schjelderup sorloth who who who

bad ball knowledge smh

who?

1d [#8]

who?

ur not worthy of that flag flair

All nobodies except the prem players and sorloth

asunaluvr [#9]

ur not worthy of that flag flair

wh-what? :(

erenkarayilan123 [#6]

who who who who odegaard who who haaland who who schjelderup sorloth who who who

If you don't know hauge and berge that's on you

asunaluvr [#5]

bugger off

burger off

rooting for wolfe since tuchel has decided to sabotage my once great nation

Castawaytwizz [#14]

rooting for wolfe since tuchel has decided to sabotage my once great nation

W

asunaluvr [#3]

who gaf about that
but im guessing the ENC team is Martux, Snaptor, Cintyx, Lamelly and 77even (if he decides to play for Norway)

yeah we're getting 100th place if they even let us into the event

I_LOVE_LESS [#16]

yeah we're getting 100th place if they even let us into the event

nah they’re all good players

Actual dark horse contendors

asunaluvr [#17]

nah they’re all good players

idk not having a single tier 1 player or tier 2 prospect is not a good look for us

I_LOVE_LESS [#19]

idk not having a single tier 1 player or tier 2 prospect is not a good look for us

77even is the next kaajak

asunaluvr [#20]

77even is the next kaajak

be fr

I_LOVE_LESS [#21]

be fr

have u watched him play, he's crazy

asunaluvr [#22]

have u watched him play, he's crazy

i havent but the stats dont look kaajak level and he doesnt even play under the norwegian flag
if there are any vods or clipdumps put me on game

I_LOVE_LESS [#19]

idk not having a single tier 1 player or tier 2 prospect is not a good look for us

77even is actually next up in EU idk about the other guys tho

Winning it all

Ødegaard 🤮

Allat to get grouped by France and Senegal

Anton64 [#25]

Winning it all

✅✅

PandaZ [#27]

Allat to get grouped by France and Senegal

flag BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

asunaluvr [#29]

flag BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

flag + flair LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Castawaytwizz [#24]

77even is actually next up in EU idk about the other guys tho

does he post clipdumps or anything cant find any vids on yt

PandaZ [#30]

flag + flair LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

😿😿

I_LOVE_LESS [#31]

does he post clipdumps or anything cant find any vids on yt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XCsHxRWK4I this is the only "montage" i could find but he's more known for farming in the project blender tournament

https://www.vlr.gg/591452/alternate-attax-vs-gofund4omarhouse-project-blender-2025-r3
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2842/challengers-2026-france-revolution-stage-2
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2925/challengers-2026-emea-stage-2

also one of the highest rated players in france VCL + the EMEA stage 2 despite being on quite a middling team

holy dogshit

nooomy [#34]

holy dogshit

clears bumgland

asunaluvr [#35]

clears bumgland

stfu we smurf norwankers peak

nooomy [#36]

stfu we smurf norwankers peak

just wait till we outplace u at the world cup

asunaluvr [#37]

just wait till we outplace u at the world cup

your only good player was born in england btw

1d [#8]

who?

Who are half the people in the German callup bro 😭

nooomy [#38]

your only good player was born in england btw

And there's a reason he's not playing for y'all

people calling norway trash and having only 2 good players (odegaard and haaland) clearly don't watch football at all. Oscar Bobb, Ryerson, jorgen strand larsen, antonio nusa all are pretty decent players. Norway can definitely get into the ro16 atleast if they play well

TaniBoy7 [#41]

people calling norway trash and having only 2 good players (odegaard and haaland) clearly don't watch football at all. Oscar Bobb, Ryerson, jorgen strand larsen, antonio nusa all are pretty decent players. Norway can definitely get into the ro16 atleast if they play well

also for some reason I thought damsgaard was Norwegian and I was searching for his name and then I realized he must be Danish lol

they look like theyre gonna do better than italy