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egann

called me a "diddymoid" and said that if i don't "looksmaxx" in the next week, he will leave me for a guy called "clavicular". can anyone help

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I_LOVE_LESS

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break up with him and date Joe Biden

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GodAwfulGod

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I don't know who this joe biden is but there's a guy named joe boiden who owns a real estate business near me

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tv0rusluke

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whats a diddymoid

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egann

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he told me it's like "diddyfoid" but for males. whatever that means

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tv0rusluke

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whats diddyfoid

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neuroniumtwistanium

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diddymoid but for females

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poiuu20

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foid foid go away

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Wolfed

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spike my cortisol another day!

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sw4gman

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i do not know what any of these words mean

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jerry34

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this is why ur a mistake egann

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egann

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you are similar with my bf jerry34. very condescending and always in my ass 🤭

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king_bob

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i never said any of that ? 🤔 💭

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egann

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ummm you're not my boyfriend king_bob 😆

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Marii

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It’s because you weren’t jestermaxxing so you spiked his cortisol levels

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egann

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how do i achieve this "jestermaxxing" and avoid spiking his cortisol levels

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poiuu20

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my beautiful humble goat clavicular surely mogs you framemog you and mogs ur life sadly

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zer

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if youre being fr, honestly any female that knows about looksmaxx shi is lowk a red flag

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Vegaaa

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ill take you if you are a femboy

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Cryoglazer

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ur boyfriend is being reasonable, take his advice

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glittering_yard

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none of these words are in the bible

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MrBlooBloom

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bro stole my line

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glittering_yard

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well, I wrote this exact line 11 months ago:
https://www.vlr.gg/455537/estrogen-and-furry#5

but apparently the first one is this guy "notallwhowander" in a "Galatasaray Esports Female vs Turgutlu Belediyesi Esports Ladies" game thread 2 years ago:
https://www.vlr.gg/193417/galatasaray-esports-female-vs-turgutlu-belediyesi-esports-ladies-game-changers-2023-series-i-eme#3

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MrBlooBloom

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damn this guy was a visionary

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tua

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You need to jobmaxx

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Ranger45

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single me enjoying this shit thread😂