bro i open valorant today see patch 1108 and i just sit there like what even happen man 😭 riot didnt just patch the game they straight up took it ripped it apart glued it back wrong side up and said balance update they look at every agent every smoke every flash and go nah too much fun delete everything now the whole game feel like rehab for ability addicts everyone waiting 60 second cooldown like we in turn based shooter i throw one flash go drink water come back round over initiators and controllers all suffering sova arrow one then he go write diary fade throw haunt and it disappear like my rank breach concuss last half blink kayo knife die instantly and bro just stand still like confused kitchen appliance astra poor girl she not cosmic queen anymore she like girl who meditate in parking lot her gravity well small like cereal bowl her stun gone faster than my patience cooldown longer than eternity omen my sad shadow boy paranoia tiny now i blind myself more than enemy smokes so slow i throw one go grocery come back still on cooldown viper poison now diet poison people just walk through her smoke like spa treatment mint fresh sentinels crying in corner sage wall so weak enemy sneeze and it vanish cypher tripwire dont reveal anymore just slow little bit like bro went from 200 iq hacker man to traffic cone i put trap they walk through say thank you for stretch break then headshot me duelists catch bullet of sadness too yoru can’t fakeout or flash in ult anymore so what he do he just go ghost sightseeing around map flash shorter than my will to live man went from mysterious trickster to lost tourist neon sprint last forever but her battery charge like broken phone concuss short too she slide in all confidence then explode instantly like firework of failure gun changes sound nice but it mean no more excuses vandal phantom more consistent recoil so smooth i can feel shame when i miss spectre better stinger garbage now so every fight pure aim test no bloom blame only my tears this patch feel like riot want teach lesson no more button spam no more hiding behind smokes just raw gunfight despair and existential dread i peek i die i flash i wait 60 second i smoke it get shot instantly valorant not tactical shooter anymore it psychological experiment teammates tell me just aim better bro while i sit there holding knife questioning every life choice patch 1108 not update it punishment arc therapy disguised as game riot say adapt or perish so i adapt badly i still queue still buy vandal still miss still shout lag when its clearly me i still hope next round different even though deep down i know it wont be riot can nerf everything smokes flashes tripwires cooldowns sanity but they can never nerf hope because hope last longer than omen smoke recharge maybe longer than fade cooldown maybe forever bro i may suffer i may cry but i will still queue into ranked and pretend i like it 💀
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They should make new gen kids read this to make sure they know what valorant does to a man
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