leaf question

does anyone know how the heck he's still on a roster?

like one time when I was little was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Leaf. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his - no one -, somehow he managed to say the word - nothing - 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at leaf and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, leaf put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere kitten" and "Homeless man will take care of this". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he homelessly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single bot in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over leaf looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Leaf started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

does anyone know how the heck he's still on a roster?

like one time when I was little was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Leaf. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his - no one -, somehow he managed to say the word - nothing - 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at leaf and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, leaf put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere kitten" and "Homeless man will take care of this". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he homelessly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single bot in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over leaf looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Leaf started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

does anyone know how the heck he's still on a roster?

like one time when I was little was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Leaf. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his - no one -, somehow he managed to say the word - nothing - 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at leaf and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, leaf put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere kitten" and "Homeless man will take care of this". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he homelessly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single bot in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over leaf looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Leaf started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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does anyone know how the heck he's still on a roster?

like one time when I was little was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Leaf. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his - no one -, somehow he managed to say the word - nothing - 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at leaf and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, leaf put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere kitten" and "Homeless man will take care of this". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he homelessly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single bot in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over leaf looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Leaf started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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does anyone know how the heck he's still on a roster?

like one time when I was little was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Leaf. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his - no one -, somehow he managed to say the word - nothing - 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at leaf and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, leaf put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere kitten" and "Homeless man will take care of this". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he homelessly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single bot in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over leaf looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Leaf started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.