It is not without a touch of emotion that I come to announce the big news.
I am overjoyed. As a fellow vlr user, I am proud of the journey we’ve taken to get here.
Tonight at exactly 8:18 p.m., I was urgently summoned to Wood Colombo, where Giuseppe, my thing, was calling for me with such insistence, with such longing, that no sedative, no tranquilizer could calm him down.
Upon arrival, I was immediately taken care of by the medical staff, who, I must say, are courteous and welcoming.
I was placed in a wheelchair and dressed in a pristine white tunic before being rushed to Giuseppe’s cell.
Once there, the infamous raging beast was howling and writhing in an intangible agony.
When it saw me, it screamed even louder, its contorted, frantic movements intensifying as it approached me, hesitantly, even fearfully.
Of course, a steel cable connected to a mechanical motor was secured around its neck to prevent any unfortunate incident.
But anyway, let me get to the purpose of this post and the cause of my joy.
As I approached, Giuseppe, my thing, collapsed to the ground and gently placed his lips on my feet.
After kissing them for a long time, he wiped them clean and retreated belly-down to a corner of the cell.
The entire ASYLUM erupted in joy and hailed me as a champion.
Tomorrow, we’ll throw a party to celebrate the event. All vlr users are invited.
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