i aint even joking this shit is fun to watch
more games like this pls
absolute cinema
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meanwhile i need to skewer my eyeballs. this game is so difficult to watch. why are they all whiffing???
unknown_trash [#2]meanwhile i need to skewer my eyeballs. this game is so difficult to watch. why are they all whiffing???
thats the beauty of it, unlike PERFECT TEAMS out fragging every single DUEL... we dont know what the next move is
SprayAndPrayyyyy [#3]thats the beauty of it, unlike PERFECT TEAMS out fragging every single DUEL... we dont know what the next move is
VOUCH gng
unknown_trash [#2]meanwhile i need to skewer my eyeballs. this game is so difficult to watch. why are they all whiffing???
Interesting, goy, but from which generation of Adam do you claim descent exactly?
No Tanna makes mention of your existence in the corpora following Babylon.
Does your preaching have the dark purpose of sowing discord among the children of Canaan?
The unrest caused by your proselytism forces me to request your exodus from within the walls of Jerusalem.
Shalom upon you and your diaspora, despite everything.
Cacachocolat [#5]Interesting, goy, but from which generation of Adam do you claim descent exactly?
No Tanna makes mention of your existence in the corpora following Babylon.
Does your preaching have the dark purpose of sowing discord among the children of Canaan?
The unrest caused by your proselytism forces me to request your exodus from within the walls of Jerusalem.
Shalom upon you and your diaspora, despite everything.
my english is not englishing
Kxtqqh [#6]my english is not englishing
Affirmative, but who are you, the glossator?
No present Homo sapiens has awareness of your material existence.
Do you intervene with the aim of initiating global madness?
You enthrone a universal malaise; consequently, you are kindly asked to make a swift departure.
Ataraxia upon your creature, despite everything.
Cacachocolat [#5]Interesting, goy, but from which generation of Adam do you claim descent exactly?
No Tanna makes mention of your existence in the corpora following Babylon.
Does your preaching have the dark purpose of sowing discord among the children of Canaan?
The unrest caused by your proselytism forces me to request your exodus from within the walls of Jerusalem.
Shalom upon you and your diaspora, despite everything.
tf? who do you think i am?
unknown_trash [#8]tf? who do you think i am?
Noted, however I must inform you that neither I nor my colleagues here have ever seen you before.
Consequently, you are requested to respond to a brief questionnaire by immediately and truthfully stating your identity, namely your name, date of birth, and place of birth.
Are you here solely with the aim of provoking a smirk in your interlocutors?
You’ve only been here a few seconds, yet your presence already evokes a general sense of unease; therefore, you are encouraged to take your leave at once.
Pleasure upon your offspring, that said.
Cacachocolat [#9]Noted, however I must inform you that neither I nor my colleagues here have ever seen you before.
Consequently, you are requested to respond to a brief questionnaire by immediately and truthfully stating your identity, namely your name, date of birth, and place of birth.
Are you here solely with the aim of provoking a smirk in your interlocutors?
You’ve only been here a few seconds, yet your presence already evokes a general sense of unease; therefore, you are encouraged to take your leave at once.
Pleasure upon your offspring, that said.
that is the politest ''fuck off'' ever tbh
Cacachocolat [#9]Noted, however I must inform you that neither I nor my colleagues here have ever seen you before.
Consequently, you are requested to respond to a brief questionnaire by immediately and truthfully stating your identity, namely your name, date of birth, and place of birth.
Are you here solely with the aim of provoking a smirk in your interlocutors?
You’ve only been here a few seconds, yet your presence already evokes a general sense of unease; therefore, you are encouraged to take your leave at once.
Pleasure upon your offspring, that said.
what do you mean you have never seen me before? who are your colleagues??? what is an interlocutor?? THAT IS NOT A THING! i have been here for years! only you feel uneasy around me! do you speak for everyone?
unknown_trash [#11]what do you mean you have never seen me before? who are your colleagues??? what is an interlocutor?? THAT IS NOT A THING! i have been here for years! only you feel uneasy around me! do you speak for everyone?
To your homily I say yea-verily, lost psalmodist, yet you have not introduced yourself.
Not a single soul in this sacred place finds any trace of your selfhood in our records.
Was your gibberish intended to provoke a general spiraling of minds?
There emanates from your physical form an aura of discomfort, afflicting each of us with a torment akin to the fires of Gehenna.
For this reason, I enjoin you to exile yourself before the occurrence of any fortuitous and peremptory excommunication.
Amen to your amenity, nonetheless.
Cacachocolat [#12]To your homily I say yea-verily, lost psalmodist, yet you have not introduced yourself.
Not a single soul in this sacred place finds any trace of your selfhood in our records.
Was your gibberish intended to provoke a general spiraling of minds?
There emanates from your physical form an aura of discomfort, afflicting each of us with a torment akin to the fires of Gehenna.
For this reason, I enjoin you to exile yourself before the occurrence of any fortuitous and peremptory excommunication.
Amen to your amenity, nonetheless.
once again, i have been here for years. i will not exile myself without good reason. cut me off all you want, idc. i am staying here. i hope you suffer in the fires of Gehenna forever if i really make you that uncomfortable, and it is also a major reason why i won't leave - i am petty and spiteful.
unknown_trash [#13]once again, i have been here for years. i will not exile myself without good reason. cut me off all you want, idc. i am staying here. i hope you suffer in the fires of Gehenna forever if i really make you that uncomfortable, and it is also a major reason why i won't leave - i am petty and spiteful.
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Cacachocolat [#5]Interesting, goy, but from which generation of Adam do you claim descent exactly?
No Tanna makes mention of your existence in the corpora following Babylon.
Does your preaching have the dark purpose of sowing discord among the children of Canaan?
The unrest caused by your proselytism forces me to request your exodus from within the walls of Jerusalem.
Shalom upon you and your diaspora, despite everything.
Does your preaching have the dark purpose of sowing discord among the children of Canaan?
The children of Canaan are goyim themselves, o rabbi
Discord