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#1
SquareMars

got kayo knifed

EMEA Production LOL

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Halleluhwah
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na lcq lan btw

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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yukky
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Halleluhwah [#2]

na lcq lan btw

what does this mean u keep saying it

#5
jawn
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yukky [#4]

what does this mean u keep saying it

NA LCQ in 2022 was supposed to be a LAN, but due to tech issues it went online

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jawn [#5]

NA LCQ in 2022 was supposed to be a LAN, but due to tech issues it went online

dark tournament for FaZe fans

#7
Targu1n
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They really gotta ban pansy from the building, this is insane

#8
Halleluhwah
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yukky [#4]

what does this mean u keep saying it

just reminding "emea production lol" posters of that disaster

#9
babysasuke
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Halleluhwah [#8]

just reminding "emea production lol" posters of that disaster

actually im pulling this back

wasn't related to flag but looks bad 🤡

#10
yukky
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babysasuke [#9]

actually im pulling this back

wasn't related to flag but looks bad 🤡

!!???

#11
Potatobrawler8
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sound?

#12
Halleluhwah
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babysasuke [#9]

actually im pulling this back

wasn't related to flag but looks bad 🤡

unluigi i didn't see it :(

#13
Psion
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jawn [#5]

NA LCQ in 2022 was supposed to be a LAN, but due to tech issues it went online

that was 2021 not 2022 right?

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jawn
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Psion [#13]

that was 2021 not 2022 right?

i think 2022, could be wrong tho

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